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fthecoup 34 points ago +37 / -3

I read that tweet:

"I have authorized the Federal Government to arrest anyone who vandalizes or destroys any monument, statue or other such Federal property in the U.S. with up to 10 years in prison, ..."

Like saying I have authorized the Federal Government to enforce the law. Wut.

Again, how many arrests were there last night by the federal park police? NONE

Sorry, I am irritated by this.

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WassermanSchultz 10 points ago +12 / -2

Are there Obama statues? I'm pretty sure that you can't get a statue until you are dead. Correct me if I'm wrong.

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splink 15 points ago +15 / -0

Where is that creepy statue of Obama leading a little girl by the hand? All I see is a pedo every time it goes by.

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skumario 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hillary was probably the surrogate.

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Friendly_B 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wait, what? Puerto Rico and Ireland?

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IslamIsEvil 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wanna go to SD all of a sudden

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WassermanSchultz 2 points ago +3 / -1

Are they Federal statues or rando statues. PR and Ireland statues don't count because not US. Maybe PR. Idk. I'm tired.

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Staatssicherheit 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's what Judge Sullivan is doing, no? Seriously though, Barr has shown he will fire US attorneys who won't do their jobs.

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fthecoup 7 points ago +9 / -2

Why didn't Donald Jr. think of or suggest that?

Like last night Andrew Jackson statue, WERE ANY OF THOSE "PROTESTORS" arrested????? And, those were federal park police!

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snuggs316 10 points ago +10 / -0

people were arrested. it remains to see if they'll actually be charged under this.law.

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Loc12 6 points ago +6 / -0

Get outa here with these wacky ideas

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MagaGodlike 2 points ago +2 / -0

If conservatives tore down a democratic statue they would be arrested immediately.

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muslimporn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Choose every option. You mean "and"/"also" not "or".

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fthecoup 9 points ago +10 / -1

Then hauling them off to jail.

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hit_backspace 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bash them with a hammer and cut them with a sickle. Give them a taste of their own brand.

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Tallgingergirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

JESUSJUGS, I like how you think

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Batmemejr3 11 points ago +11 / -0

Immediately upvoted!

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ShiftyJack 9 points ago +9 / -0

Eh, I'm not for replacing our founding fathers with anyone. We should recreate the destroyed statues and put a plaque noting that Big Daddy ordered their recreation and reinforcement.

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Democrat 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes, I say we start a fund for BIGGER statues! That would be hilarious

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MAGAlikethis 5 points ago +5 / -0

10 feet taller!

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BeauBidenBrainTumor 9 points ago +10 / -1

Here's my idea: build massive statues of DJT and put it on a barges in the middle of the San Francisco bay and the Hudson river in NYC. We can salt-mine the liberals on the shore and watch the more determined vandals drown in the bay or get severe rectal infections from the toxic Hudson river water. In case any are smart enough to take a boat to commit vandalism, there can be police on the barge waiting to arrest liberals as they disembark. It sounds like a ton of fun to me!

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IslamIsEvil 2 points ago +2 / -0

better to put mines in the water so the fuckers blow to smithereens and us taxpayers don't have to pay for their prosecution/imprisonment

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308win 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bigger Better Statues!!!

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splink 7 points ago +7 / -0

The more they pull down, the more Trump they see! I'd seen an earlier discussion on exactly this with the brilliant addition of either A) Trump is shown dressed and posed as the previous statue and B) they are all mounted on heavy duty springs so if pulled they pop back up.

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splink 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep! Isn't it great?

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Oppoboycott 6 points ago +6 / -0

FUCKING DO IT.

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KAG_FTW 5 points ago +5 / -0

Love it!

Make it happen.

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SmokeyMeadow 4 points ago +4 / -0

All statues erected from now on should be "future proofed" with titanium anchors sunk five feet into the ground, and the hollow core filled with concrete. Let the mob tug on it with an Abrams tank if they want to bring it down.

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Scroon 4 points ago +5 / -1

Nested inch-thick stainless steel shells of one Donald statue after another. If they even manage to cut through one, there will be another one waiting underneath it.

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Chalupa9 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bring a statue down replace it with 2 statues.

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Cledus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love the idea. Trump could just Executive Order it into law, since that what the rules are now.

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Gunmolester 2 points ago +2 / -0

make it out of solid stainless steel on the end of a huge I-Beam sunk 4 ft in concrete

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nowrongwrong 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's just SO obvious Don Jr. is lurking our front page posts for Twitter content which I don't mind at all, but at least throw us a bone and post a shout out, man!

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DickTick 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol....

I love these 2 wonderful Patriots

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james43552352345 2 points ago +2 / -0

Donald Trump Jr 2024!

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frothy 2 points ago +2 / -0

ReBuild them 10 feet bigger

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badbeachboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

If i was rich Id have a full size statue of the GEOTUS made out of titanium covered in teflon with a base that went 10 feet into the ground anchored to bedrock. Good luck adulterating that. Each day just come out hose it off and polish it to a mirror shine.

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Truth_Cipher 2 points ago +2 / -0

ActBlue should have to pay for all torn down statues.

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IslamIsEvil 2 points ago +2 / -0

where is the gofundme?

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MakeAmericaLegendary 2 points ago +2 / -0

Top kek. Bat optics, but I'm down.

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ex67v 2 points ago +2 / -0

Take my money ! GEOTUS Statues everywhere!

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Threaper666 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just fill the statues with poisonous gas, so that when it gets toppled over everyone gets sick.

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fthecoup 1 point ago +4 / -3

Sorry, Don, Jr. just planning to build more "strudy" replacement statues is not the way this should approached in the initial instance.

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SilentPatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

He is just saying this in jest but he is saying they will replace the statues with Donald Trump statues, which would make people stop tearing down the old statues because they hate Donald Trump so much.

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fthecoup 0 points ago +1 / -1

I kinda lost my sense of humor over this situation. Building Trump statues for them to then tear down and destroy while the cops stand just there seems to be a waste of money. So that was a bad joke anyway.

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SilentPatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah I don't blame you. Seeing the statues destroyed without any resistance is disheartening.

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Shitposter69 1 point ago +1 / -0

The heads should fall off with great force to insure maximum damage.