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KeyboardWarrior 41 points ago +41 / -0

Ok. If Obama's fucking bother is calling michelle a man, I am convinced. That's a DUDE!

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Harambe 13 points ago +13 / -0

30 years from now Obama will be scrubbed from history for being a Kenyan, and GEOTUS is now POTUS 44 instead of POTUS 45

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Nadlers_Belt 24 points ago +24 / -0

Big Mike’s wardrobe specialist, Dick Tucker, called in sick that day.

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Drekken- 14 points ago +14 / -0

I hear Mike is staring in the Footloose sequel, Dick Loose.

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KeyboardWarrior 5 points ago +5 / -0

I thought it was called "Hog in the Pants, Two in the Barrel."

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Drekken- 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, if you are being technical it is called "Dick Loose - Hog in the Pants, Two in the Barrel."

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Drekken- 2 points ago +2 / -0

He swings that thing around like he's at the circus!

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ByeByeProgs 13 points ago +13 / -0

Nothing like some Sasquatch wood in the morning

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Shakakka99 11 points ago +11 / -0

When was this footage taken? It looks like he grabs his junk to keep it from bouncing on the stairs.

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DeplorableMimi 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't know exactly but I believe this video is from when one of the girls went to college

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Gold-Eyed-Cat 11 points ago +11 / -0

That's a FEMININE penis, bigot!

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Logan051361 10 points ago +10 / -0

Notice she always tries to hide the package

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Drekken- 11 points ago +11 / -0

Women don't mess with their crotch like men do. Big Mike always is fidgeting with his dong.

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MAG_n_KAG 9 points ago +9 / -0

Big Mike should just come out and admit it. Its not like it matters anymore. Is Barry gonna be ashamed by it? If so, seems kinda bigoted. Wonder what the trans community would think of that.

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CapnFalcoAnPoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

They can't. Then they would have to admit they borrowed someone's kids in a huge literal conspiracy. It would legitimize every other conspiracy as well.....Larry Sinclair, the hawaiian lady that died in the plane crash over the water, who his mother and father actually were...

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Wyrmshadow 5 points ago +5 / -0

If Big Mike isn't a man, then her body double is.

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AetherSurreal 6 points ago +8 / -2

Gay

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MaxineWaters4Prez 6 points ago +7 / -1

That's the coolest story I've ever heard, can you tell it again?

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DibbleDibbleDibble 4 points ago +4 / -0

So, I always thought this was just a spicy meme.

But that footage, my God...

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BidensHairyLegs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait till you see him dancing on the Ellen show!

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Abovethefray 4 points ago +4 / -0

So much taxpayer money wasted guarding these feckless failures... sickening.

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Maze1776 3 points ago +4 / -1

Video taken down. Anyone have a mirror?

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PieCars 2 points ago +2 / -0

As Austin Powers puts it best, "that's a man, baby!"