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GenericInsult 139 points ago +139 / -0

This is America.

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svartchimpans 65 points ago +65 / -0

White systematically racist toxic men congratulating themselves. Reeeeee!

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nmipede 29 points ago +29 / -0

Almost perfect. You forgot "exclusionary" and "microaggressive".

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RatsCatsBats 8 points ago +8 / -0

Then when you simply disagree with that or just be a sane person really, say your displaying white fragility.

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1600NWMagaAveWASHDC 4 points ago +4 / -0

Looks like thats a current racist and a future racist in the picture to me

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chahn1138 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

REEEEEEEEEE!

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ThoughtExperiment 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'm not seeing any representation of intersectionally oppressed people of color.

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mintyfresh 13 points ago +13 / -0

I was just down at the corner store talking with one of the deputies. Good people, who live in our neighborhood.

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fumbl3 11 points ago +11 / -0

Something Brian Stelter will never understand.

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GibsonDawg 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm going hijack the top comment to say I love that the 'Ham and its sheriff, Jimmy Mac, is being represented on theDonald. He's a badass and he protects kids!

https://www.wtoc.com/story/32730407/effingham-county-sheriff-speaks-about-child-sex-sting-that-nets-40-arrests/

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Italians_Invented_2A 100 points ago +102 / -2

You need to understand: pitbulls commit a disproportionate number of attacks on humans due to socioeconomic factors and the systemic racism that they suffer from German shepherds.

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Wharf_Rat 30 points ago +35 / -5

This. Pitbulls are good dogs. they dindu nuffin

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jasper_db1 22 points ago +23 / -1

I have an APBT and he absolutely hates GSD's. Now I know why.

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Tejanopede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can’t you just spell stuff out? Over abbreviation is Reddit behavior lol

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GenderlessWookie 5 points ago +5 / -0

No dog needs all 4 canine teeth.

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REE_WUZ_KINGz 6 points ago +14 / -8

Lmaoooo. I love my pitbulls but that was hilarious.

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Psilocybik 16 points ago +16 / -0

But I saw a picture of a pitbull in a silly hat! My one anecdotal story disproves your facts and statistics.

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Cantshadowbanthemall 4 points ago +5 / -1

well to be fair, look at the primary owner of pitbulls

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ABCDeezNutz 38 points ago +43 / -5

Despite only being a small percentage of dogs, pitbulls make up over 50% of all dog attacks.

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TheSwiftPepe 27 points ago +29 / -2

The real issue is Golden Retriever on Pitbull violence, bigot.

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RatioInvictus 7 points ago +14 / -7

Every article or "study" I've ever read on the subject has been complete bullshit. It's like "Bro, do you even statistic?" They'll literally report "likelihood" as a "reported number of bites" or "serious bites" or "bodily harm" without ever even mentioning the fucking denominator (e.g., how many ARE there of each breed?) or how many minor dog bites go unreported because the Chihuahua can't do much damage. It's like a 2-year old's version of statistics, but good enough for our media, which by and large can't think, either.

I've personally been bitten by a pit bull (I was 11 - LOT of damage; I nearly bled out) and by a German Shepherd (meh, a little blood), and by a Golden Lab (meh, even less blood), but based on my experience, the dogs most LIKELY to bite you are those yappy little fucking dogs like Cocker Spaniels and Chihuahuas. I mistrusted pit bulls for a long time, but my cousin raised one who was as well-mannered and predictable as my dogs, and it changed my mind. I've also been around Dobermen my entire life and owned them for 25 years and only ever had one (my male) put his teeth on me (after he'd shown his teeth to my wife and I was explaining to him how I could kill him and have a new dog by the end of the week. My fault/his regret).

The dogs most likely to KILL you IF they bite you are bigger, large-jawed breeds like pit bulls, Presa Canario, etc. It's capability, not propensity (sort of like the difference between ANTIFA and actual warriors). Honestly, most people shouldn't have big dogs; it's not the dogs' problem, it's that the people themselves are intemperate and undisciplined, and the dogs don't get properly trained or socialized. My current Doberman is 110lbs; he's not allowed to use his teeth when playing, and a strange child could walk up to him and take food out of his mouth without so much as a snarl, but if he's given the right commands, he's 110lbs of teeth and muscle.

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 1 point ago +2 / -1

Most people are kind of retarded when it comes to dogs. I remember people acting like I was the crazy one because I didn’t let my toddlers around dogs without proper supervision. I’ve heard too many stories like these. It is too easy for a dog to kill or injure a small child.

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 1 point ago +2 / -1

You’re the right kind of person to own a dog! Thank you for being hyper aware, even if others aren’t.

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MuadDon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Honestly, most people shouldn't have big dogs

It's because most people get a dog thinking it'll be a cat, but it's not. It's a dog, which is like a toddler that never turns into a human. If you aren't up for responsibility and just want a "fur baby," get the cat.

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ed_shaw 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chow-Chows don't do too bad, either.

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REE_WUZ_KINGz 3 points ago +3 / -0

13% and what not lol

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CCP_Virus 3 points ago +3 / -0

15% now.

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ToPedeOrNotToPede 2 points ago +3 / -1

Maybe severe dog attacks. Cattle dogs are much more likely to bite in general, however. Little bastards.

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GenderlessWookie 4 points ago +5 / -1

Nipping is different than biting. And most cattle dog owners are fucking stupid assholes living in apartments or suburbs trying to be hipsters. Cattle dogs are also less likely to bite/nip at your face and arms even if poorly raised.

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GameBred -7 points ago +13 / -20

90% of those attacks are not committed by Pit Bulls...But by different breeds that are mislabeled and confused with the American Pit Bull. The American pit bull has been battling fake news for decades. Breeds like the bully dog, Staffordshire terrier, English bull terrier, American bulldog, Argentina Dogo, and even some mixed bred dogs.

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Vegans4Trump 11 points ago +16 / -5

Liberals have been trying to market pitbulls/bully breeds as child-friendly family dogs for the past 10 years or so. Even though they are responsible for the most attacks. Animals shelters get more donations for virtue signaling and not euthanizing dogs with bad temperaments. So they have to do extra marketing to make pitbulls "cool" and in style. Unfortunately this leads to them getting in the wrong hands, they definitely can be good dogs but require good training and a strong hand. I used to volunteer at a no kill shelter and they would constantly market aggressive dogs as "oh they just need a little work!" or "he needs to work on socialization!" And the adopter would bring the dog back in 2 weeks because it bit them. There is a stigma against them for a reason.

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Block_Helen 0 points ago +1 / -1

Shelters receive more pitbull dropoffs for a good reason, too. I feel for the dogs but most people don't know how to handle them and even if they do, you never know what might happen. Look at the gal that got eaten by her dogs after years of owning them. I'm sure she would have sworn on her life that they were wonderful sweet dogs who wouldn't hurt a fly....until they attacked, killed and ate her.

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BasicCable 1 point ago +2 / -1

mixed bred?!!?!?

YOU RACIST!

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GibsonDawg 0 points ago +7 / -7

Good info! I knew about it, but thanks for putting it out here for others to see. Pit Bulls score nearly the same on the ATTS temperament test as Golden Retrievers. In fact they scored slightly better than the Golden.

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Sam0Mclone 0 points ago +3 / -3

ATTS is bullshit

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GibsonDawg 0 points ago +1 / -1

You seem angry.

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Gotrek 31 points ago +31 / -0

Bless his heart that's so cute. Need more of this.

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ScottButNotBaio -1 points ago +2 / -3

I just think it’s cute how you downvoting Karens are crying about a breed of dog and using the exact same “bUt tHiNk oF tHe CHiLdReN” tactics every fag on reddit uses whenever guns get brought up in a thread

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mtmason21 0 points ago +1 / -1

Look at this faggot with no self awareness. You must be the reason people think Trump supporters are retarded.

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ScottButNotBaio -1 points ago +2 / -3

Whatever Karen, go back to reddit with your faggy moral superiority complex

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asdrubael_was_right 14 points ago +24 / -10

You saw the picture of the one armed kid right?

Can be the nicest dog in the world, but if 13% of them ripe of 52% of the arms we have a problem.

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was listening to Colin Flaherty interview a prison psychologist and he terms this “infantalizing” behavior and talked about how the felons/murderers would say things like “I can’t believe god let this happen” about their prison sentence. It’s insane.

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mtmason21 0 points ago +1 / -1

Did you literally skip over the part about the abuse?

Your comment reads like a child who doesn't understand nature vs nurture.

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FarmerPepe 4 points ago +8 / -4

Pitbulls are a shit breed, that's a fact.

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MuadDon 10 points ago +14 / -4

The fact is they bite more humans than any other breed, including children (^^the thread we're in^^). Since there's no end to shitty humans, many people think you shouldn't be able to walk up to a rescue and scoop a pitbull. It's that simple.

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mtmason21 -1 points ago +1 / -2

I'll bet your entire year's income you're the biggest pussy on this thread. Can't leave your house without literally shaking bc the neighbors pitbull terrifies you. Pathetic.

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residue69 8 points ago +9 / -1

And pits are often amazingly strong. I found one running around in the winter that had managed to bite through 1/4" braided steel wire tether attached to it's collar.

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Vegans4Trump 6 points ago +8 / -2

The problem is that these liberal-run no kill shelters hand pitbulls out like candy because they can't euthanize aggressive dogs. I volunteered at a no-kill shelter and on their website they'd constantly put "he needs a little work" on listings for aggressive unsocialized dogs. They actually told me I'm not allowed to put "needs a home without kids" on the listing, even if the dog I worked with was lunging at people on walks. Shitty people let the pitbulls breed and don't socialize them, they end up at shelters where the virtue signaling volunteers try to get innocent families to adopt them. Then accidents happen and kids die. They can be great dogs but it's best to get them as a puppy so you know they've been socialized well.

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Vegans4Trump 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yeah that's true.. it's sad but some dogs really do just need to be put down. I've tried to rehabilitate dogs that had a hard life and it's really hard and sometimes impossible. Some wounds run too deep and it's not safe to have a dog that can be triggered by anything in society/around kids. I have had putbulls and they are great dogs just like any other dog. Very sweet and laid back. There are just a disproportionate amount being over-bred and unsocialized. People just need to stop with the "not all pitbulls" mentality because it causes families to ignore red flags because they're scared of people judging them for not wanting a certain breed.

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lurkwellmyfriends -1 points ago +3 / -4

Lol at this entire thread. "I have stats here! Ban all the things!!! Individual choice and responsibility doesn't matter when I have stats!!!"

You sound like fucking AOC, and you're calling everyone else a cultist. Irony.

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lurkwellmyfriends 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fair point.

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lurkwellmyfriends 1 point ago +2 / -1

Fallacious.

You've got a different opinion than I, and that's cool.

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ScottButNotBaio -1 points ago +3 / -4

Dude, you sound like a triggered cuck. What’s the matter, did your wife fuck another guy with a pitbull?

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ScottButNotBaio 0 points ago +2 / -2

Fair enough, but condemning literally everyone who has a pitbull as a “shitty person” is pretty shitty of you. That’s the exact type of blanket stereotyping we hate the left for doing.

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ScottButNotBaio 1 point ago +2 / -1

I look silly to who? You? Why would I give a fuck what you think?

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ScottButNotBaio -1 points ago +2 / -3

I just think it’s cute how you downvoting Karens are crying about a breed of dog and using the exact same “bUt tHiNk oF tHe CHiLdReN” tactics every fag on reddit uses whenever guns get brought up in a thread

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lurkwellmyfriends -2 points ago +22 / -24

No. Shitty people - quite literally - create shitty pets.

Source: Have a pittie, and have interacted with many pits. They're one of the collectively sweetest breeds around with a horrible media-hysteria rep. Sound familiar?

Even humans can be made into mindless attacking creatures. Source: Look the fuck around you.

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unicornpoop 7 points ago +10 / -3

Certain breeds have certain dispositions. Just look at the statistics to see where this breed falls with attack deaths. Those stats are also ramped up because a certain culture likes to own this breed as a status symbol, tie them to trees, beat them, fight them, abuse them, making any breed hostile.

Pit bulls are bred with a disposition to attack and kill. Can your pit bull be a good boi? SURE. Would I trust one with my 4 year old. NO.

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K

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dizzle_izzle -12 points ago +10 / -22

You're dumb as fuck

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Psilocybik 2 points ago +5 / -3

You're a fucking dangerous retard.

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dizzle_izzle -2 points ago +2 / -4

How about German Shepard? Dobermans? What happens when those dogs bite someone is that just a bad dog? Or do you think it was a bad owner?

Asking for a friend

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Psilocybik 2 points ago +4 / -2

I'm also fine killing all of them too. They're in a dangerous tier still, but shitbulls are the champions of the universe in destruction.

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dizzle_izzle 0 points ago +1 / -1

This is a very ignorant outlook.

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cyberpunkstreetart 4 points ago +6 / -2

The way you phrased that made my morning haha. "Sound familiar? Look the fuck around you."

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Vegans4Trump 3 points ago +6 / -3

They are great when you raise and train them well. Most people don't know how to correctly raise/train a dog, normally with any dog that's not so bad. But with pitbulls it's worse because their bite is more deadly.

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lurkwellmyfriends -1 points ago +1 / -2
  • I did not "say" or otherwise imply anything about dog breeds / behavior. Glad you had fun w/ your research though.

  • Media argument is not asinine. You're ignoring sensationalized media hysteria from the 80's and 90's that garnered pit bulls this reputation.

  • You did unnecessary research yet said I should stop with "faggotry". Lulz.

  • I live in reality. Freedom of choice while knowing and understanding risks and responsibilty / accountability is far from being a fucking pussy. You are what you eat though, I guess.

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MrHotep 17 points ago +17 / -0

Great kid. Must be some darn good genes and parenting at work here. Congrats on a fine Grandson. I'm sure you are proud!

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Bama50 13 points ago +13 / -0

The kids got talent.

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mty_green_go 11 points ago +14 / -3

Why must people insist on owning these land sharks? Pit bulls are the #1 aggressive dog breed and have created many deaths and injuries to children.

People take them to the store with them like they are some kind of little puppy where there are tons of unexpected sounds and reactions

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MuadDon 5 points ago +7 / -2

Humans are stupid apes is why. Most people who have dogs think of them like teddy bears instead of animals.

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123breadman 3 points ago +3 / -0

When dog chases child.

"Don't worry he doesn't bite"

Then soon enough there is a CHOMP

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IcculusBased9 11 points ago +11 / -0

I miss the country I grew up in. This is the way we were.

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PaigeAshley 10 points ago +10 / -0

God bless them!

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nmipede 8 points ago +8 / -0

Raising them right for generations in your family. Congratulations!

Our sheriff was one of the four in Michigan to stand up to Whitmer. There are "Thank you, Sheriff for protecting our rights" in yards all over this county, including mine of course. There is massive support for law enforcement all over this country.

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BetsyRossRocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sheriff Kim Cole rocks!

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svartchimpans 8 points ago +8 / -0

Aww this is so sweet. Love the little cartoon figure of the sheriff!

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cinegrip 7 points ago +7 / -0

God Bless America. 🇺🇸❤️❤️🇺🇸

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NautiFella 7 points ago +7 / -0

Very well done. You don't need to worry about his future... he's a graphic artist already. He is amazingly talented.

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The_Boogens 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pit Bulls aren't a single breed, they're a group of several Terrier breeds. Like most Terriers, they are aggressive, strong and quick by design. They require extensive socialization and training, which many owners don't provide.

Frankly, I'd rather fight a 150-lb dog than any pit bull. Pit bulls are perfect killing machines.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 5 points ago +5 / -0

First the girl that knitted a flag for Trump now this.

I can’t be crying at work. Stop it.

Kidding. Thanks young man. I needed some good vibes today.

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dizzle_izzle 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is the dog dead? Just curious how that stuff works when it actually happens

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CaptainChrisPBacon [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

No. This was the dogs first offical bite. he has bitten other kids in the neighborhood...but no one reported it. If it bites again it will be put down.

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asdrubael_was_right 6 points ago +7 / -1

more importantly is the owner in prison for as long as it takes for the kid to grow back his arm?

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TheKekingKing 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol thats a funny but accurate picture the sheriff. Your grandson must be cracking up inside. Reminds me of the south park police guy.

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MooCow1980 4 points ago +4 / -0

HEART REACTS ONLY ❤️❤️❤️

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Pixel 4 points ago +4 / -0

Your grandson has a bright future ahead of him!

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Flptplt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pit bulls are terrible. If you own a pitbull, and you do not have that thing trained to the utmost degree, you're asking for that dog to attack someone. They seem to attack kids a lot.

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Psilocybik 3 points ago +4 / -1

Fuck shitbulls. Kill them all.

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Loc12 3 points ago +3 / -0

We have the best sheriffs

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Smurfection 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is wonderful! You raised the son well and it looks like you have a good sheriff too!

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RBailey82nd 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you for the post. Glad to see something good for a change.

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GenderlessWookie 2 points ago +2 / -0

HE'S NEVER BIT ANYONE BEFORE!!!

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Gkfraz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice!

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MarkusFerReelius 2 points ago +2 / -0

I do not get the weird need some conservatives have for choosing the dog version of a ghetto thug when there are so many great dogs that are not ghetto thugs.

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Sixty2ndAssassin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its almost like most cops are good people. Who would have thunk?

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s a great cartoon! Wow. Your grandson has some talent.

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WhiteLivesMatter 2 points ago +2 / -0

all pitbulls are bad.

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CaptainChrisPBacon [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not Long after Our Sheriff won election. He was put to the test. We had the Murder Of A Fixture of our community Prominent Business and Land developers Father and Son and A Mom who was injured.The Sheriff was under great stain to find out who murdered them. Everyone thought a Mafia type hit.The story went viral before anyone who knew what viral was. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/affair-leads-to-shocking-ga-double-murder/

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LittleBlackKat 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol that cartoon is great!

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poprocksandsoda 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need more of this. In fact almost all of this.

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Mr_Beanths 1 point ago +1 / -0

THE LEFT:

Where is the diversity in this photo...!?

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MAGA_MAN_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

We have the best grandpas don’t we folks?

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wakingmajority 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bet that is the favorite thing that Officer has ever put on his wall.

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Sgt_Thundercok 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the America I know. Sadly a lot of useful idiots have been programmed to hate it. It's really that simple.

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RyanUpCreek 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's cool man. This is the type of moment that would be talked about in newspapers on the regular back in the day.

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LugNuts 1 point ago +1 / -0

Racist.

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Omg. Your grandson is precious!

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oxygen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Great photo. Looks like a cool Sheriff

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Pirate_Lafitte 1 point ago +1 / -0

Without going into the details, one of the kindest, most decent and upstanding people I ever met was a sheriff's deputy that once arrested me way back in the day.

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e_pluribus_unum9 1 point ago +1 / -0

This made me feel good

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KungFluFighter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Go Dawgs!

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WestPalm 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the best thing I've seen all week.