and laws against telling a black woman you like her hair.

I've seen so many comments/op-eds/videos from black folks saying that whites always want to touch the author's hair. After seeing so many of these complaints, I'm kinda curious. Never cared one way or the other before, but now I feel like my life won't be complete until a black person lets me touch their hair.

Will it cure what ails me? Give me superpowers? I must know!