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KuhlooKuhlay 19 points ago +19 / -0

Technically tying your shoelaces is a hate crime. Unless you do the "two bunny ears" method like I do and then it's just animal cruelty.

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Mitschu 4 points ago +4 / -0

Institutional Racism: Over under double knot.

Soft Bigotry: Bunny ears loop.

Problematic: Laces untied.

Liberal Ally: Velcro stra... ORANGE MAN CRITICAL: WAIT A SECOND LOOK AT ALL THESE NOOSES.

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kjj9 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't tie your shoolaces into a hateknot if they are tyless. Checkmate, libs.

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AlohaSnackbar 1 point ago +1 / -0

I do the one bunny ear, and a double knot. But, the way I do it, my laces can still be undone by pulling on one lace, but you have to pull hard. Works great!