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border_humper 23 points ago +23 / -0

The Biden campaign is a hoax, change my mind.

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dookiebot 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think it's to keep being arrested for Ukraine at bay.

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Afeazo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can someone see if they can find out which democrat has seen the largest increase in net worth this past year? That’s probably who will be VP.

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WishdoctorsSong 20 points ago +20 / -0

Holy shit the Dems ran Biden so that they could run their real candidate as the VP...but most importantly...avoid having their real candidate debate Trump while still technically participating in presidential debates.

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CitizenPlain 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yup. Welcome to Clown World. Honk honk...

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MaxineWaters4Prez 3 points ago +3 / -0

We all knew this, but today it was said aloud by them.

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Tryhardneckbeard 13 points ago +13 / -0

Because if he wins they are gonna false flag assassinate him to stoke even more fucking bullshit.

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grenades_and_ham 10 points ago +11 / -1

Or he simply steps down one day after inauguration due to "health issues."

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Tryhardneckbeard 7 points ago +8 / -1

That's what they told him probably ;)

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grenades_and_ham 6 points ago +6 / -0

Scenario: President Kamala Harris and Vice President Nancy Pelosi. Chew on that.

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MegaMagaManX 0 points ago +1 / -1

Would be the death sentence for America

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"Why Women Damage and Destroy Everything They Meddle In

When there are too many women in a field, they always damage or destroy it. Why? There are only a few reasons.

One, women are natural socialists. Two, they are ruled by their feelings first, reason second. Three, they think they are always right. Four, they place security above freedom. All four of them, when together, are very bad things. And in a woman, they are always together.

Being natural socialists, they think everyone should be equal. That is one of the basic tenets of leftism, which is why leftism is feminine even if a man believes in it. Erik von Kuehnelt-Leddihn, who everyone should read, defined leftism as "an attack on the Father."

When you apply leftism to society, you always get a collapsed society.

When you apply leftism to education, you get female teachers (and their mangina supporters) trying to turn little boys into little girls, usually through the use of extremely dangerous psychiatric drugs such as Ritalin. That way, everyone will be "equal," although the female teachers define equal as "everyone acting like a girl."

Having a few female teachers is fine, but having too many female teachers is not only not fine, it is dangerous, mostly because they have no idea how to handle little boys. Which, sweethearts, ain't that hard.

Second, women are ruled by their feelings first, then by reason. It's a brain thing. An illustration of that is the classic line in As Good as It Gets, when Melvin Udall (Jack Nicholson) says he understands women so well because he thinks of a man and "takes away reason and accountability."

Any woman who is honest with herself knows she is ruled by her feelings, so if she has any sense she will wait a few hours and try to reason out whether or not she is right. Or, she can just ask one of those Awful Things known as a man.

As for women always thinking they are right, Carl Jung that was women's greatest flaw. Which is is. The other side of that coin is "It's somebody else's fault." If you think you are always right, then somebody else must be always wrong, so they have to be the cause of every problem.

This is why women always blame their problems on men, even when it's clearly the woman's fault.

The late humorist Stephen Leacock wrote this about a hostile woman who thought she was always right and blamed all problems on men: "She went on to explain instead that when women have the vote there will be no more poverty, no disease, no germs, no cigarette smoking and nothing to drink but water. It seemed a gloomy world." You betcha. Does that female world sound familiar today, with male females like the mayor of New York banning too-big bottles of soda pop?

There is a famous comedy performance called "Defending the Caveman." Rob Becker, who created it, said that in one performance, when he commented that while men find women mysterious, women think men are always wrong, a woman stood up in the audience and shrieked, "They ARE wrong."

Four, women place security above liberty. This also is dangerous. Men created civilization, society and science and technology. They did it by being innovative, by exploring and doing dangerous things. You will never see a woman jump out of a balloon 23 miles up, as Felix Baumgartner did.

Women created none of these things because they don't have the ability. This is not due to thousands of years of oppression. It's because men and women have different brains.

There has never been a matriarchy, contrary to the hallucinations of those who think one has existed. There has always been patriarchy. Because, whenever any society gets close to being a matriarchy, it collapses before it gets there. That's why our society is close to collapse."

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Tryhardneckbeard 5 points ago +6 / -1

I do what I want, and I'm not doing that.

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FLIBS 3 points ago +3 / -0

This has been the plan the whole time.

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eyerighteye 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you actually think you aren't on the list yet, I don't even know what to say.

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verycute 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wonder if he is faking it, and he stays in the basement because he isn't a good enough actor to pull it off in person.

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lil-sparky 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm seriously wondering if this is real. I am just imagining the onion brand and I have been laughing for the past few min.

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mazeofblaze 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's going to be Hillary, Michelle, or Oprah.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, he said it would be a woman of color, so I guess it will have to be Oprah.

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mazeofblaze 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait, he actually said it will be a person of color?

Racist.

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RememberTheAlamo 4 points ago +4 / -0

I can't believe this is an actual headline!? They are mocking us!!

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BigCovfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

So who are they going to run for president then? Cause they have no one strong.

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Modernturnkey 4 points ago +4 / -0

HE>R

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CulturedBarley 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's going to be Hilary.

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Bax101 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hillary or Obama

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MAGAsoyboyslayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kumbala Kneepads Harris is my prediction. They need a former obummer plant that had dirt on they can manipulation who is a black women.

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Ekgamut 2 points ago +2 / -0

Say hello to Madam President.

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like Ghandi after a long hunger strike

No shit.

(Not surprised at all)