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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

I Want the Aliens ( legal From space Aliens ) to land on Whitehouse lawn and Sign the greatest Trade Agreement In History of Universe with Trump!!

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Fullarr 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can you imagine lol

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GrayGhost 4 points ago +4 / -0

"You know they're.... very good people - I guess you could call them people. I like to say that they're 'extra-legal' aliens, maybe because they never heard of our laws, but I'll forgive them - we'll forgive them, folks. And we made a deal, I said 'I will trade some resources with you, not too much, but a fair amount'. And they started talking - you wouldn't believe it - they have this thing called zero-point energy, have you heard? And so we'll be getting some of that."

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YourDaddyKnowsBest [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

👍👍👍

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ippwndu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chinese are gonna have to expand their calendar.