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raver9876 16 points ago +16 / -0

Do you know anyone who could actually tie a noose?

Do they sell pre-tied nooses at Walmart in the white supremacy section?

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kittydoses 4 points ago +4 / -0

*sailors

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MightyEighth 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah they’re for sale next to the bargain bin AR-15’s that don’t require background checks.

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rabdargab 5 points ago +5 / -0

its a pretty easy knot to tie, bowline and sheepshank give me trouble everytime, but then again the only reason I know how to tie any of them was because of the Boy Scouts/Army. It is also a super perishable skill if you arnt doing it everyday. I do know though, that if I wanted to tie a handle on the end of a rope it would probably look like a noose, but I guess if I ever found my self in that situation i guess id just have to tough it out because God forbid some bottom feeding piece of shit would get offended by it, in our modern culture where we only cater to bottom feeding pieces of shit.

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TheDespotofCartoons 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah, the bowline knot. "The rabbit goes out of the hole, around the tree, then back into the hole." That's how I remember. I even had to tie a couple for a clothesline in the equipment room at the first college I attended (I was basketball manager and therefore responsible for laundry). I guess I can't do that anymore...yeesh!

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rabdargab 3 points ago +3 / -0

haha thats how I learned too, and as I tie it I sit there and repeat that in my head and still manage a sub 50% success rate. I may just be really slow.

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FireTriangle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only in certain regions. But times are changing, you have to go to housewares to get starch, and then it is that stuff in a spray can.

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TheDespotofCartoons 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do you know anyone who could actually tie a noose?

Yes. Yes, I do. And he taught me!