Nascar is such a Communist-run shithole that not one driver or crew member could be permitted to have an opinion. They freakin knew. Those crews talk. They ALL knew. I guarantee that Nascar sent out a message to teams that said something like:
Immediately check garage door ropes and remove any knots
Drivers and Crew should line up to push Bubba as soon as cameras and PR is ready. $1000 bonus for tears; $750 bonus for pretedning that you are ready to battle an imaginary Klansman in the name of Bubba. The usual $1000 bonus for a sip of Coke does not apply today.
Drivers must immediately go to their RVs and record a video reading a scripted message and upload to Public Relations. We will piece it together in a way that makes you all look like a bunch of pandering pussies that sit around in your underwear in multi-million dollar RVs decrying racism and talking about how much you plan to learn about being a white devil. Blinking for help in morse code will be punishable by death.
If, through skill and determination (wink), Bubba manages to win today, plan to encircle his car and literally carry it to victory lane on your shoulders. Stop in front of the cameras so he can do a burnout across your white ass backs, and graciously thank him for the enrichment.
Nascar is such a Communist-run shithole that not one driver or crew member could be permitted to have an opinion. They freakin knew. Those crews talk. They ALL knew. I guarantee that Nascar sent out a message to teams that said something like:
That's some quality content right there.