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“ Science-fiction“ (media.patriots.win) CORRUPTION
posted ago by Lauro86 ago by Lauro86 +1482 / -0
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aparition42 54 points ago +54 / -0

Best part, the movie's claim about future dystopian Detroit's crime rate is actually LOWER than the real crime rate today.

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sir_rockness 33 points ago +33 / -0

80s movies were so fuckin based

Remember when chuck Norris battled commies that invaded a mall in Florida with nothing but a fire spitting uzi and a Toyota pickup?

Remember when Charles Bronson 1 shot killed thousands of gang thugs single handedly in NYC with his .475 Wildey and got massive amounts of poon with his awesome stache?

Remember when Van Damme did the splits and pounded in yellow commie Chinese nads to win the Kumite tournament?

"Men" are such fucking pussies nowadays!

Remember?!?!

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PelosisPetrifiedPuss 23 points ago +23 / -0

Don't forget 80's titties.

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JMStan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Careful, everyone. We have a man of culture here.

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MAGAsoyboyslayer 15 points ago +15 / -0

LOL. Showed my wife bloodsport for the first time last night. That movie is so bad ass and based off Frank Dux a true story.

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OldSchool 4 points ago +4 / -0

The movie was good, but Frank Dux is/was a compulsive liar and literally none of that shit actually happened. Doesn't take anything away from the movie though. Still iconic tournament martial arts 80's fun.

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MAGAsoyboyslayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

CIA screwed up his records and Frank is a Trump Fan so dunno where I stand on this statement.

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utfanx2 14 points ago +14 / -0

80s would have been so much better if communist china and hollywood hadn't murdered Bruce Lee. Racists didn't want him teaching Kung Fu to non-asians.

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Lauro86 [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Facts...

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TheMadManDidItAgain 6 points ago +6 / -0

IT'S THE LYBIANS!!!

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MegoThor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Remember when Rowdy Roddy Piper was all out of bubblegum?

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police4MAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

RoboCop remake! Warning, NSFW!!! But hilarious!!

https://vimeo.com/86014703

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Dirk_Diggler 4 points ago +4 / -0

I remember when they did this project, I thought it was great. I was wondering how this scene was going to be done, and by goddamnit they didn't disappoint! The music scoring with the Robocop theme was the icing on the cake, haha!

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sir_rockness 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha wtf did I just watch!

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Salacious_B_Trump 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'd buy that for a dollar.

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spezisthedevil 6 points ago +6 / -0

Tell Libs that BLM is a undercover gentrification operation.