Remember when chuck Norris battled commies that invaded a mall in Florida with nothing but a fire spitting uzi and a Toyota pickup?
Remember when Charles Bronson 1 shot killed thousands of gang thugs single handedly in NYC with his .475 Wildey and got massive amounts of poon with his awesome stache?
Remember when Van Damme did the splits and pounded in yellow commie Chinese nads to win the Kumite tournament?
80s movies were so fuckin based
Remember when chuck Norris battled commies that invaded a mall in Florida with nothing but a fire spitting uzi and a Toyota pickup?
Remember when Charles Bronson 1 shot killed thousands of gang thugs single handedly in NYC with his .475 Wildey and got massive amounts of poon with his awesome stache?
Remember when Van Damme did the splits and pounded in yellow commie Chinese nads to win the Kumite tournament?
"Men" are such fucking pussies nowadays!
Remember?!?!
80s would have been so much better if communist china and hollywood hadn't murdered Bruce Lee. Racists didn't want him teaching Kung Fu to non-asians.
Facts...