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johnrambo 42 points ago +45 / -3

They might have wrote it, but they sure as hell didn't staple it. I think most of us can navigate a staple gun correctly.

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JeremiahKassin 25 points ago +26 / -1

Don't staple angry!

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johnrambo 11 points ago +13 / -2

But MOM I DONT WANNA STAPLE IT UP!! IT'S NOT FAAAAAAIIIIIIRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

You ever try to staple into a telephone pole? It varies tremendously based on humidity and a lot of other factors

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johnrambo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Humidity on top of the page is higher or lower than at the bottom?

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FREEDOM1st 2 points ago +2 / -0

Absolutely, some wooden telephone poles behave as wood should, but some seem like they are secretly made of tungsten.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rod of God, experiment with telephone poles! Lol