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Well-Deserved (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Radical ago by Radical +3109 / -0
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JustHereForTheSalmon 66 points ago +67 / -1

The best part is that he went from a driver nobody knew about because he was shitty at it to not being a driver everyone knows specifically because he's a retarded pussy.

He could have always improved, but, no, now he's never going to shake his shame.

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EpicPede 51 points ago +51 / -0

bro he got exactly what he wanted this was planned from the start. dont be fooled

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Gradymeister 56 points ago +56 / -0

He’s on the phone with Nike as we speak.

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EpicPede 24 points ago +24 / -0

exactly. how do pedes keep getting fooled?

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NormaJeanRocks 9 points ago +9 / -0

I would say look how it turned out for Juicy, but I'd bet he made a fat chunk of cash off that stunt to be set for life...same thing here.

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Patriot76 8 points ago +8 / -0

Dunno, I for one deleted social media almost 3 years ago, deleted Reddit and stoping drinking the Cuck juice that the news distributes.

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EpicPede 8 points ago +8 / -0

nice. i cut cable almost 10 years ago, social media 5 years ago. feels good huh?

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Patriot76 5 points ago +5 / -0

Liberating more than anything

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FuckReddit4545 3 points ago +3 / -0

I got to do this, I've had enough.

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bangbus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, not only should you cut it, but try to convince at least 5 people you know to cut it as well.

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EpicPede 1 point ago +1 / -0

just do it brother. you will never be the same

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FuckReddit4545 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shit! You just made me realize even boycotting NASCAR I'll probably have to see ads with his fucking face shot and some stupid quote with a Nike watermark in the background.

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Bloostatepede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly, Kaepernick 3.0

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Darkheartisland 7 points ago +7 / -0

The story of that french actor as well.

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TrumpyMadeYouGrumpy 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's going to be the Colin Kaepernick of NASCAR. He'll get shit-canned for his terrible driving and then he'll claim it's cause he's black and all the leftist shitrags will demand that someone hires him to race again.

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50blessings 52 points ago +52 / -0

Imagine crying and blubbering over a garage door rope; what a little bitch.

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bangbus 36 points ago +37 / -1

He was allegedly suicidal when some hot piece of ass broke up with him like 2 years ago. The guy’s a fucking headcase. If you’re a nascar driver in your 20’s and whining about a piece of ass, you’re fucked up.

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50blessings 32 points ago +32 / -0

The dude is practically built of the privilege he so despises down to the atomic level. Rich, white AND black at the same time, drives a car that’s worth more than the average person, and has everyone pretty much sucking him off socially but he still has the fucking nerve to play the victim and breaks down over seeing a loop of cord. I’d laugh my ass off if someone actually sent me a noose; like is that supposed to scare me? If I had Bubba Smollett’s money, there’s no way some random dude could even think of harming me with all the security and guns I could purchase.

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panama_sucks 2 points ago +2 / -0

as a fucking nascar driver of all people. never seen a garage door rope in his career?

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Brucesky420 29 points ago +31 / -2

While we're at, fuck Don Lemon

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fluffykitten 28 points ago +28 / -0

Don Lemon has the biggest butt pussy

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Bestboy143 8 points ago +9 / -1

That's just his asshole. It's from all the weiners that get shoved in there.

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RabidZoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

🍆💩💥

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Pandas4Trump 3 points ago +8 / -5

Not that there's anything wrong with that, but even gay pedes know better than to triple stack the poop deck

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vinnychase 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bussy

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MAGAsoyboyslayer 5 points ago +7 / -2

Who likes the cock

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DingoDantheTrumpman 4 points ago +4 / -0

I betcha off camera Don Lemon had one more question for Bubba; "do you like dick or do you like pussy?"

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RabidZoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

...then he got sucked off.

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50blessings 9 points ago +10 / -1

Man, imagine how easy it would be to throw some of these people off their game in any competitive activity. Just tie a piece of string into a loop and they instantly lose their shit. People need to grow some balls these days.

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independentbystander 6 points ago +6 / -0

^ THIS ^

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Afeazo 18 points ago +18 / -0

What my issue is, is if I was in his shoes and this insane accusation was made about a noose being in my garage, I would want to know the entire story in complete detail. I’m not saying I would be skeptical from the start, but before I made any public statements I would want to know what actually is going on. I would want to see the object. I would want to know who saw it, and I would want to see camera footage of who put it there.

He didn’t. He went straight to pulling a Smollett Part 2. And now he and all of the people who voiced support for him look like absolute fools.

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bangbus 12 points ago +12 / -0

The retard running NASCAR is the one who ran with the story. The France family has probably lost over a billion dollars of liquidation value on the NASCAR brand in two weeks. It’s remarkable.

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tocar 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's the Ghostbusters 2016 strategy. Make a dodge product and cover for it by introducing a controversy so people can virtue signal with their money. Oh, you corporations want to show how much you believe in Black Lives Matter, well we have a black man who is in a predominantly white sport and he's just found a symbol of hate and oppression where he works. Give us some sponsorship. Jesse Jackson does this shake down all the time.

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pmurTJdlanoD 15 points ago +15 / -0

Grab em by the Bubba Wallace

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philandy 8 points ago +9 / -1

What a juicy pussy.

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Staatssicherheit 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm more angry at Richard Petty.

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RandallSavage 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same here. I was actually a NASCAR fan and my driver is having the best season of anyone so far this year. But now out of principle I will never watch another race ever again.

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bangbus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good to hear. Same with me. Watched since ‘90. Went to a few races a year. Ditched cable and am never going again. We must get every Pede to tell these people to fuck off. Every single one of us. Ditch cable if you have it.

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Indianapede 8 points ago +8 / -0

I would love to have this format to change to various names. Right now, my HOA president.

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Radical [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Who stole it from Jimmy Kimmel

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sunwolf87 5 points ago +7 / -2

I loved Trump and I support the good things he's done, but he along with every single American who doesn't rise up against this shit needs one of these.

Fucking pussies.

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johnsmithshitpost 5 points ago +5 / -0

It was a fucking little garage door opener pull string

Seriously, you could not fit your head through it

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LikeAWombatScorned 2 points ago +2 / -0

BuT tHe sYMbOLisM!!!! REEEEEE!!!!

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Brains101 3 points ago +3 / -0

A blue whale’s vagina is so big and deep that 5-6 men can easily lay down in it, making it the world’s next biggest pussy after Bubba Wallace.

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LikeAWombatScorned 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your mom is number 3. :)

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BobbyTwoScoops 3 points ago +3 / -0

My ex wife is going to be super pissed

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4moreMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

OJ "The Juice is Loose" Simpson

Bubba "The Noose is Loose" Wallace

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axrevolutionai 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pepe approved, that's one he's never going to stop hearing about!

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Trump_USA_2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

He made up a fake hate crime

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independentbystander 2 points ago +2 / -0

Of The Week.

These Leftist Lib-tarded Virtue-Signalers always double down. They will see this failure, and be driven to "surpass" his ridiculous attention-flailing debacle.

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rentfREEEE_since2016 2 points ago +2 / -0

Also the first thing Bubba has won besides a participation trophy.

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FuckReddit4545 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's always been a little bitch, this fiasco merely confirmed it for the casuals who don't follow the sport. I'm a little sad I wont be seeing any more races, but NASCAR has done this to themselves. They kowtowed to Jessie Jackson (or was it Al Sharpton?) in the 90's before finally finding their balls, now they pull this shit. They have always been opportunists, chasing those lost fans from the days when they competed with MLB in viewership (yup, NASCAR was that big at one point). They go through all these diversity programs and virtue signalling when all they had to do was bump horsepower back up and chop off the spoilers.

To any die hard fans that are done with NASCAR, I'll see you at the local dirt track.

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bangbus 3 points ago +3 / -0

They damned near had a monopoly on Sunday afternoon TV for years. There was no college basketball and the only baseball you could get was Braves or Cubs if you had TBS or WGN or whatever local market you were in. NFL only competed with the back third of the season. NASCAR was insanely popular.

I ain’t watching ever again. They kept me through the wing, the shitty playoffs, the fake cautions, etc. but I’ve just had enough.

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defroach84 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice! I'd love to have a blank template of this for future use.

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mostlyatnight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is he any good at racing? Or Has he been mysteriously well funded and groomed for PR reasons?

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bangbus 4 points ago +4 / -0

He came through the diversity program that NASCAR funded to the time of millions of dollars. It ran for years and pushed a lot of people through. To my knowledge the only one who was good and has won a top level race is Kyle Larson, who is currently out of the sport for dropping an n-bomb during a fucking video game.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rosie Odonell came in a close second with a twat the size of a hatbox

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CrQCQd1LE_TendiePede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did he drive like a total soft-cock as well? Never saw him in action, but my guess is yes. Pea-sized balls at best, for sure. "I'm 100% Trigger" Gary The Snail Does Poetry Ep2.

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SSJ3NAPPA 2 points ago +2 / -0

👌

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justicein2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

I will never ever be able to watch racing again without remembering what completely idiotic out of touch race baiting shitheads they are.

What a total bunch of clowns noosecar is.

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OrangeManBased 2 points ago +2 / -0

Rope a dope

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CommietownUSA 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂. Thank you for the laugh. I needed it big time.

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

No shit what a cuck

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rynotg12 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is gold

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MACHO.MAN.RANDY.SAVA 1 point ago +2 / -1

How can we mail this to him? All of us print out copies and bombard him with these awards.

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try4gain -1 points ago +1 / -2

Bubba didn’t see the noose or report it

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LikeAWombatScorned 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who did?