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AlexF 40 points ago +40 / -0

And if it did, they're a horrible parent for indoctrinating a 5 year old with fear

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TheThreeSeashells 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'd also like to hear what "happy kids movie" he was letting him watch if this is the "spontaneous" thought he had. Was it the gimp scene in Pulp Fiction or something like that? Funny how he left out that little detail when trying to sell anyone on the idea that any of this is true.

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TheThreeSeashells 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe if he needed a brown skin suit for a job interview.

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IAbsolutelyDare 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hashtag me too.

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ouvrez_les_yeux 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like your username.

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JwPATX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hah!! That’s awesome. I was just about to RT that guy with this exact phrase as a comment, but since there are only like 2 comments on it, I just let him go on his pathetic way. Then I came back here and found this.

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spaceforce_chaplain 16 points ago +16 / -0

As I read Brian's post, my five year old came up and said, "Dad, is some leftist douche nozzle being an attention whore again?" Nah... She actually asked me to watch a movie with her and make up some popcorn. Go figure... It's almost as though she doesn't follow politics, and I don't fill her mind with highly politicized fear-porn.

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Crusade 13 points ago +13 / -0

That kid's name? Albert Einstein

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sounds like child abuse

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Unboosted 5 points ago +5 / -0

This would only happen in an extremely racist household where race, "white people bad","police man bad" is constently talked about. If a kid says shit like this you know theres a (apparently its called a virus now) virus rooted into their head and ,according to BLM, it must be exstinguished.

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Retr0y0uthmarket 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep! Never happened. He's right on the "this is America" part though.

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Dufranepartyofone 5 points ago +5 / -0

what does that even mean?

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ItWillPass 3 points ago +3 / -0

"My personal experience and feelings, no matter how paranoid or contrary to the evidence, is suitable to condemn an entire nation on whose teat I ungratefully suck."

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Dufranepartyofone 2 points ago +2 / -0

i approve of this message and award you 10 MAGA bucks

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FRONT_TOWARD_LEFT 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's missing the reply that says, "So GTFO!"

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Retr0y0uthmarket 2 points ago +2 / -0

If the context of that post is narcissistic and inventing some scenario to talk about racism then yes, this is America.

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Dufranepartyofone 5 points ago +5 / -0

No, its not america; its marxism

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Retr0y0uthmarket 3 points ago +3 / -0

I cannot disagree. It's also black fragility, persecutory delusion... Generally the current state of things.

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ouvrez_les_yeux 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oppression porn.

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Beat_to_Quarters 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh I think I know what he's talking about, was that the episode of Paw Patrol when the police dog ripped that black man's throat out completely unprovoked for no reason? That episode seemed a little dark for a kid's show imo.

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Beat_to_Quarters 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yea I'm not really sure about the character arc they are going with on the show.

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Reddeath195 4 points ago +4 / -0

"And then people burst into my house and everyone clapped"

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TheThreeSeashells 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll believe this only if the "me" in this narrative is a toilet and I assume that after "hugged me" he forgot to include the words "looked down." THAT is something I might believe a 5 year-old would do. Particularly if this moron is his "father."

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RedTie45 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ugh, this actually made me throw up a little in the back of my throat.

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JustInTime2_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

He is a liar.

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Kanime1224 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's so strange is that if these people have kids ( I personally dont. But I have two young nieces.) They would know that this isnt even how kids speak. That is, unless it's a "parent/adult" taking for them or through them.

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sdj9252 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is click bait boys, nothing more nothing less.

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Gen_Croissant_Salami 2 points ago +2 / -0

thanks Alex, um, What is Pandering?

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congrats. That’s the Daily Double!

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never happened

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Skankblunt42 2 points ago +2 / -0

These virtue signalers are using their kids, imaginary or not, as a vehicle to express their own ignorant racism.

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DatNewbChemist 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ll never understand parents that use their children as megaphones for their own personal motives. Whether they be 5-year olds that “just happen” to be trans or whether they make some racial relations comment - it just makes me think the parents are selfish sociopathic people that don’t really care about their child’s wellbeing.

I watched a BLM protest the other day, just a bystander hanging out on the sides and listening to their stupid megaphone rants. Sure enough, a woman swoops in with her young daughter (I’d guess maybe six years old), holds the megaphone for her because she’s obviously too little to even support it herself, and, with one hand also holding a “Black Lives Matter” balloon, the daughter utters our “Black Lives Matter”. It was obviously met with enormous applause and cheers, people - some dressed in shirts that read “Fuck 12” or “Slaughter the Pigs” - high-fived the little girl, the mom hugged her, and it was obvious that the girl was happy and excited because she apparently fly did something that made these people happy and excited.

I was completely disgusted, felt like I just witnessed one of the worst things a mother could legally do to her child, and left. That girl obviously has zero clue what she really said, obviously has zero clue on its meaning or what the people cheering her on take from it, doesn’t understand the divide or anger, is just simply too young to be even remotely involved in this debate. But nope. Didn’t stop mom from putting her center stage as a prop for all to see.

I strongly doubt she’ll be raised in a household that supports individuality and free thought. It’s really sincerely sad.

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ItWillPass 2 points ago +2 / -0

I believe it. Five year olds are by definition uneducated, inexperienced humans who struggle to understand the most fundamental concepts of life. Yesterday my daughter declared, "The sun is water." She also routinely lies and makes stuff up. She also thinks she's ready to have a baby. She also wants to trade me for the mom across the street. There is no mom across the street, only a grandma who chainsmokes in the garage all day. I love her but it's literally a jaw dropping moment when she says something which has a basis in fact or reasoning.

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H_Guderian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Commie parents spend all their time projecting their perceived class-warfare-under-siege mentality onto their kids. My Generation had "The rainforests will all be gone in 5 years and then we can't find a cure for cancer that is in there."

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