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WhitePowerRanger 135 points ago +135 / -0

Trebuchets have longer range and more capacity

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Isolated_Patriot 77 points ago +79 / -2

I came here for the Trebuchet comment. Was not disappointed.

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morphagent 28 points ago +28 / -0

What is a subredditt?

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WhitePowerRanger 22 points ago +24 / -2

A place for fags to jerk each other off and cum on anyone who thinks differently

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Licensetomeme 7 points ago +7 / -0

WhitePowerRanger lmfao. Nice name. Up next on CNN, is Gandalf the White Supremacist a nazi?

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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

I mean, he is THE White (grand) Wizard

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Licensetomeme 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lmfao. He wore his pointed hat before fighting the oppressed balrog, making sure he wouldn't let him illegally cross the bridge in Moria.

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covfefe2525 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same! 😂

I knew the top comment would be about trebuchets :)

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 38 points ago +38 / -0

They can throw a 90kg payload yeet invaders more than 300 meters straight across the Rio Grande

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terrichris 13 points ago +13 / -0

Wow. Hispanics illegally gaining jobs, health care, and schools for themselves and other family members in totally racist country.

Undocumented workers, undocumented pharmacists, and undocumented human traffickers are lucky to avoid being oppressed.

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IthoughtIwalked 7 points ago +8 / -1

Which is very telling. I'm sure a lot of illegals are good people, and just want to better themselves and their families, but we are a country with laws and all illegals need to be deported and then can apply to come here the right way. When that happens, I'm sure most will be great Americans, moreso than all of the disgraces out in the streets now.

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terrichris 5 points ago +5 / -0

My brother-in-law, a Trump hating green card $250k-per-year California doctor, shared that he bested a 1,000 other applicants to escape a ~$40k job helping the sick in his 3rd world country.

He's nice. He's smart too. Yet these qualities do not afford you a citizenship in any country that you want.

Having too few doctors is a supply problem easily solved by graduating a few more doctors by buying a few more classroom chairs, or promoting nurses.

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iwasbuiltforcomfort 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is true for every single American industry and job. The ONLY reason we should EVER hire a foreign worker over an American is when we are trying to recruit the literal Albert Einstein or Nikola Tesla reincarnate. You should be required to prove beyond all doubt that your IQ exceeds the level of extremely gifted.

Any other foreigners that want to work here should only be allowed to do so if their intention is to become a permanent US law abiding citizen. No more H1-B etc...

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IthoughtIwalked 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, promoting nurses =/= doctors, but I agree that there are methods such as expanding residencies that could increase the doctor supply rather than importing them.

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GentleGentile 2 points ago +4 / -2

Many do pay taxes but are still net consumers of social services (especially due to having large families). The average Hispanic household takes $7,298 more in social services than they pay in taxes!

Blacks consume even more: the average Black household consumes $10,016 more in welfare and such than they pay in taxes. Only Whites and Asians pay on average more into the system than they take.

Most diversity makes Whites poorer, puts us in danger of violent crime, and makes it harder to find community. It's a huge net drain, and I say this without any rancor against individuals of other groups (other than the Parasitic Elite that is forcing this garbage down our throats against our will).

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Ballind 2 points ago +2 / -0

You'd be surprised. First, there are a lot of illegals and anchor babies out there (not a legal citizen, result of activist judges). Second, a lot of the more dangerous blacks in America are here on the immigration act, which was agreed would not be a lottery. Obviously they're lottery immigrants and also not legal

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Ballind 1 point ago +1 / -0

I watched it live. This isn't a secret or a unique source. Either one of us can cherry pick footage to make our point but I suspect we both know the truth.

If you had said they were mostly black you'd have some credibility that maybe your experience was regional. Guessing most of the "white" people you're talking about are probably Hispanics or Jewish.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Skin color does not determine citizenship. We have no way of knowing how many illegals are involved in the Burn Loot Murder. People are guessing.

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unicornpoop 0 points ago +1 / -1

Really? They may not be burning cities down, but they are bankrupting them via social service demands. I think illegals, privileged whites and oppressed blacks belong together.

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omegapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Written in a language anyone can understand!

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Thecryptoclub 12 points ago +12 / -0

Guys, I'm all for deportations, but using catapults instead of trebuchets is where I draw the line.

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RapidAsparagus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably wouldn't even make it over the wall anyway.

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Thecryptoclub 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’d look more like what happens when you throw jello at a chain link fence

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Mean_MAGA_Facka 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'd settle for a circus cannon.

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irspow 0 points ago +1 / -1

I’d settle for bulldozers. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ltvx7jwbk-c

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Break out the killdozers!

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Hayride 7 points ago +7 / -0

I've suggested deportation by catapult if someone is caught invading for the 3rd time. However, if a trebuchet is better suited for the job I'll change my opinion. More info = smarter decisions.

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RapidAsparagus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most catapults are for hurling stuff at armies, not knocking down castle walls. Your typical catapult really wouldn't be able to launch even a small adult...

I'm just pausing to appreciate the stupidity of this discussion. Now, where was I...

wouldn't be able to launch even a small adult over the border wall. Although it is a meme, it's also true that a trebuchet can launch a 90kg projectile over 300 meters. It would be the correct tool.

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CentipedeDemon 20 points ago +20 / -0

"Go home to mommy!"

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HotNismo 9 points ago +9 / -0

Pinochet did nothing wrong

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irspow 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nor Franco.

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asdrubael_was_right [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

meh... you call that a helicopter?

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RapidAsparagus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pinochet didn't deport. He embedded.

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dirtysanchez69 7 points ago +7 / -0

Put it on pay per view & have profits go toward veteran programs!

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PhilipeNegro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Replace pumpkin chuckin' with this, and force that Mythbusters cuck to watch.

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Berkeley 6 points ago +6 / -0

This could be a new sport. Get launched by a trebuchet, and come down with a parachute.

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TychoDurandal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why are we spending money on parachutes? These leeches have gotten enough

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ExtraDeplorable 6 points ago +6 / -0

That would be inhumane. They should only use this particular method on Congressional Democrats.

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RapidAsparagus 1 point ago +1 / -0

What about senate Democrats and RINOs?

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OnlyAmerica 1 point ago +1 / -0

They should get assblasted to Wuhan.

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MAGALOVER 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Is there someone ELSE up there we can talk to??"

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Ebbie8708 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ahh that brings me back when The Simpsons was f’n awesome.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

Seasons 1-10 are national treasures. Even 11-13 still had some gems in it. Thankfully, Futurama came around right around the time The Simpsons started going downhill.

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liberalfetchmycoffee 4 points ago +5 / -1

"No Puto! You've ru-eeened my liiiiiiiiife!"

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MythArcana 2 points ago +2 / -0

Found Bubba's new car.

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Ray5555 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMG I should not have laughed as hard as I did at this

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Gyrfalcon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just describe them as the latest amusement park ride. WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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jughaid 2 points ago +2 / -0

Time to bring in the scoops....

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Sporadica 1 point ago +1 / -0

lmao what is this from?

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jughaid 1 point ago +1 / -0

From Soylent Green -- good 70s sci-fi with Chuck Hestion and Edward G.

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PichaiLiedToCongress 1 point ago +1 / -0

Looks like a good way to clean up Antifa/BLM from our streets

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Soylent Green?

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jughaid 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes! Chuck Heston and Edward G. If you have not seen it, good 70s sci-fi. Edward G died a few weeks after finishing the film. During the making, he couldn't hear and just said his lines once Chuck stopped moving his lips.

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Ebbie8708 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sadly, never used in America. Sigh.

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asdrubael_was_right [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

yet*

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Art-Vandelay41 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sleepy Joe just lost a lot of votes

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pursuitoftruth1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Does that work on libtards too?

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SimplePede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ah! The Deportapult Mk3! Excellent model and they fixed the recoil efficiency issues of the Mk2!

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weallscreamforMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can we test it out? We want maximum Kek.

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cbonez416 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha

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Throwaway_Test 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can this be used to send cargo containers into space???? Godspeed, Alejandro, Godspeed.

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Razi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please someone with administration connections help them amend this to trebuchets the far superior siege weapon.

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SimplePede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kerbal Space Program

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pedeypete 1 point ago +1 / -0

OSHA would stop this in a heartbeat. But are still silent on masks creating a dangerous oxygen level for everyone. Neat.

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MissPede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lolz, Blonde is gonna love this!

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TychoDurandal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Start with the “Dreamers”. Make their parents pull the lever before launching them next.

Done giving a shit about invaders

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trump2036 1 point ago +1 / -0

This could actually work, you'd just need a parachute to activate before they land.

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runonce 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is not the superior siege engine I was expecting.

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TyCobb 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm fine with this as long as we still get to use helicopters on the gomunists

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PhilipeNegro 1 point ago +1 / -0

We need to bring the "Physical Removal" meme back.

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runonce 1 point ago +1 / -0

CAKE OR DEATH! (this is cake by the way)

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RogueLeaderX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Still not fast enough! Someone should get a circus canon.

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bootyhole 1 point ago +1 / -0

fuck yes! put them in the bucket!

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Kaiheitai 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can it reach Israel?

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asdrubael_was_right [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Get out of my head.

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Trump2030 1 point ago +1 / -0

If only

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Destineed369 1 point ago +1 / -0

Simpson’s did it.

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Licensetomeme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ahh yes. The magapult.

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KeyboardWarrior 1 point ago +1 / -0

Classy.

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Like the wheel and the wall, a catapult is timeless. You know it, I know it, everybody knows it"

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Itateeverybody 0 points ago +1 / -1

What a thing of absolute beauty.