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MCBOOSTY 316 points ago +320 / -4

the gaffe generator does it again!

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liberalfetchmycoffee 244 points ago +246 / -2

Yep.

Between the gun violence (150 million dead) and now Covid, we have hardly any people left.

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BladderBeerPoopin 68 points ago +69 / -1

Only on Fortnite servers.

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BlissBatch 53 points ago +55 / -2

And Trump isn't doing anything about this "Fort Night." He just sits back, as parents helplessly watch their own children butcher each other in a battle royale, oven and over. I've seen my own son die thousands of times. Wait, do I have a son?

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 30 points ago +31 / -1

WHERE'S HUNTER

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bigdickhangsright 31 points ago +32 / -1

Balls deep in his brother's wife.

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Magastreammedia 19 points ago +20 / -1

Dead brother's wife*

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NvJohansson 2 points ago +3 / -1

He's way past that, I bet he goes down on 20$ street whores at this point.

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King5150 1 point ago +2 / -1

Does Hunter work for Brazzers?

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MAGA_mantis 2 points ago +3 / -1

Making illegitimate babies.

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7ftTallBarronTrump 1 point ago +3 / -2

Orange justice

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BladderBeerPoopin 0 points ago +1 / -1

No, but I killed her sorry ass at least ten of them there times fo shizzle.

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Amaroq64 0 points ago +1 / -1

Joe Biden in the ultrasound room with his wife.

"It's a boy!"

"...you mean it's not a girl? Fuck, abort it."

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NotaBagel 12 points ago +14 / -2

I thought he was wearing a straight-jacket for a second there

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 12 points ago +13 / -1

That's an anti grope restraint device

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KeyboardWarrior 8 points ago +9 / -1

They takes it off during press conferences.

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Magastreammedia 9 points ago +10 / -1

150 million - 93 million, you know, the thing!

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KeyboardWarrior 1 point ago +2 / -1

At least

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TheTPL 0 points ago +1 / -1

At that rate I don't know how any of us are still alive. I mean, you're not a bot, right? 😁

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IncredibleMrE1 66 points ago +68 / -2

Not to mention the billions who died because we left the Paris Accord and ended Net Neutrality.

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AIDS1255 40 points ago +41 / -1

I mostly died from Net Neutrality ending, but not wearing a mask was the nail in the coffin. Took one step outside and BOOM! Insta dead

Edit: oh and it killed three other people when I went out without a mask

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IAbsolutelyDare 24 points ago +25 / -1

At this rate you'll need more funerals than St. George Floyd.

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blackdeath 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was one of three you killed you bastard. Then I got shot after I stopped breathing.

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h203h 4 points ago +4 / -0

more deaths from net neutrality...I am also a registered dead Democrat who died from net neutrality but i see they changed my death certificate DEATH BY CHU FLU 😞

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same thing happened to me! And then after I died and came back tax cuts were spawn camping and blasted me again!

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bangbus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tax cut death checking in. RIP.

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Joeret 1 point ago +1 / -0

No is alive anymore. Everything you read is just automated bots.

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Magpies 1 point ago +1 / -0

*trillions

FTFY

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BladderBeerPoopin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck em. They deserve it. Lol

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liberalfetchmycoffee 32 points ago +35 / -3

I dunno.

With average population in the US at 315.5 million since 2007 (accounting per actual deaths and births) minus the 270 million (from gun deaths and Covid), we are now at 45.5 million total US population according to Joe. This would be less than one person per square mile, or what a snapshot of his "rallies" look like, so this is why it makes sense to him.

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Focal204 8 points ago +8 / -0

he did the math.

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OldHickorysFlintlock 3 points ago +3 / -0

It adds up.

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BladderBeerPoopin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sounds legit.

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anachrotech 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don’t find any flaw in your logic.

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Light_HIV_Effect 21 points ago +21 / -0

Sounds like it

"I mean".

This has happened repeatedly though.. I don't think he's all there.

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commies0ride0free 13 points ago +13 / -0

What difference, at this point, does it make?

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Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why not 5,000 points ahead?

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bigdickhangsright 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just checked Snopes and it says Biden is 100% correct.

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AlohaSnackbar 10 points ago +10 / -0

Does this mean that Bloomberg can now give everyone left alive in America MORE than the 1 million dollars we were promised?

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Abovethefray 4 points ago +4 / -0

The last two standing will get 10 trillion dollars each...

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liberalfetchmycoffee 2 points ago +3 / -1

HAHAHAHAHA!

Wipes tears

blows nose

cleans up spilled covfefe

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Home_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Negative press covfefe

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Rainman 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's really too bad that covid doesn't just attack communists... Wouldn't that be a virus we could all live with?

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Trumpfan1 17 points ago +17 / -0

LOL 😆 They can’t let him speak! The dims are doing so at they’re own peril. Of course, as liberals they’re stupid to begin with. I LOVE IT!

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Jimmy33 10 points ago +10 / -0

They have to keep Covid going so Biden can insist on Virtual Debates.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 8 points ago +8 / -0

I swear the only people who watch Joe speak are just wanting to witness his daily gaffe.

"Shh quiet everybody, he's about to say something stupid!"

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NomadicKrow 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's just old and stupid. That's all. He's a career politician that has been given everything his whole life.

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ScrewReddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look, Fat, he just misspoke. He obviously meant to say "billion".

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IncredibleMrE1 24 points ago +24 / -0

That's the 150 million gun deaths.

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IncredibleMrE1 32 points ago +32 / -0

Stupid is as stupid does, and he thinks 120 million people are dead from covid. So.

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ImVoting4Trump 8 points ago +8 / -0

Listen fat

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 13 points ago +14 / -1

He's modeling the chin diaper

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No_Malarkey_Joe 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hey be nice, he just figured out you can loop it around the other ear. It's baby steps but I'm sure he'll get it figured out by the debates.

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thisisatestof2 8 points ago +8 / -0

It is sad but funny to watch liberals wear masks. They will touch The same mask they’ve been wearing for several days, put them on their face when they get near someone we’re get ready to go into a store then once they are away from people will touch them again to either remove them or pull them down never once washing their hands making the mask is completely pointless endeavor, even if it somehow protected you from coronavirus.

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Erikabodereka 6 points ago +6 / -0

I strongly believe it will cause the Kung Flu to linger and the CDC knows this, but they are encouraged to perpetuate the myth that a mask is going to fix this. As usual, it's alwsys the opposite with leftists.

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IncredibleMrE1 38 points ago +38 / -0

Belongs in a nursing home.

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skyhawk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let’s arrange a play date for him and Cuomo

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IncredibleMrE1 4 points ago +4 / -0

He'd catch the covid if he were in a nursing home, so same difference.

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Drekken- 4 points ago +4 / -0

Anyone voting for him is a billion times more retarded than him.

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Indianapede 61 points ago +62 / -1

Is...is this a shit post? He made similar claims with gun deaths too.

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MyUsername 28 points ago +29 / -1

The worst part is that some idiots believe it.

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AlphaNathan 10 points ago +10 / -0

Did Twatter fact check yet? I don't know what to believe without Twatter fact checks!!1!

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FreedomAintFreeYo 9 points ago +9 / -0

Here, let me try - While Joe Biden did say 120 million died of Covid, clearly what he meant was that's how many WILL die from Covid if Trump gets reelected. We rate this mostly true.

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MyUsername 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fact Check: True, over a third of the population has died. Source: Joe biden.

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HuggableBear 6 points ago +8 / -2

No, the worst part is that the video cuts off before his very next sentence, where he catches himself and corrects it to 120 thousand.

This kinds of shit is what the left does. It's okay to fight back. It's okay to use their own tactics against them.

But the foundation of our arguments are that they are true.

When we start deceptively editing video clips, we have lost the fight.

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xelphia 2 points ago +2 / -0

When is the last time you confused a measurement of a thousand with a FUCKING million.

Even for a few seconds?

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HuggableBear 1 point ago +1 / -0

Confused? Not sure I have.

Misspoken and said the wrong word because my brain was running ahead of my mouth? Pretty much daily, dude, and frankly I don't believe anyone that says they don't.

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BIG_TUNA 47 points ago +47 / -0

Hey Fat! You wanna do pushups?! We have 120 million dead and you're full of shit! Maybe the Logan Act will save us?! sniffs nearby child Wanna touch my leg hair little girl?!

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IcculusBased9 8 points ago +8 / -0

Is that BidenBot still active on Twitter? That shit was fuckin good

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EricCharliemella 1 point ago +1 / -0

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY??? COME ON MAN!

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IncredibleMrE1 37 points ago +37 / -0

MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT

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chelthing 13 points ago +13 / -0

GALACTIC KEK

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MaxineWaters4Prez 4 points ago +4 / -0

🐸 INTERGALACTIC SHADILAY 🐸

🐸 SHADILAY INTERGALACTIC 🐸

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mikejones 37 points ago +37 / -0

Listening to his speech now. He's talking about Trump not leading in the coronavirus. He must have forgot the months of the task force. The virus is 7 months old. Then Biden goes on talking about getting rid of the virus before fixing the economy.

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Spotlight 27 points ago +27 / -0

And he claimed he will end surprise medical billing lol Trump has already done that

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HolaPendejos 3 points ago +4 / -1

And then he talks about wanting to bang a super model and a porn star. But Trump already did that.

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Modernturnkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden claimed if he becomes president, he will cure cancer. I'm not even kidding. The audacity and insult in that statement is palpable.

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bubbletoots 14 points ago +14 / -0

He can't take his eyes off the teleprompters for more than two seconds

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mikejones 4 points ago +4 / -0

Biden like AOC are just actors. Soon the house and Senate and President will be all actors if we're not careful.

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Displayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

could you link me please where you watched his speech?= i honestly cant find it i am giving up lmao wanna see the comedy pls

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mikejones 2 points ago +2 / -0

Go back 4 hours 10 minutes here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOrpPWj-aHM as I watched it on a live stream that is still going. Unsure if you can find it elsewhere.

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Displayer 1 point ago +1 / -0

thanks<

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YuriBezmenov 32 points ago +33 / -1

Over 120 GORILLION dead by the virus engineered in Trump''s secret lab. Literally hitler xD gottum!

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I_LUV_WINNING 8 points ago +8 / -0

Over 120 GORILLION

THAT'S RACIST!!!!

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Plz_clapppp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please stop...you’re killing me (and I already died once during the tax cuts) 😂

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NotoriousCIC 22 points ago +22 / -0

The left have given us Hillary and Biden as their big solutions the last two elections. I swear I can't imagine the left actually putting this guy as the nominee.

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OMIAN 4 points ago +4 / -0

hey don't forget the Repubs pushed McCain then Romney.... I still shake my head at that.

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NotoriousCIC 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dog shit GOP giving two Dem-lite candidates to ensure an Obama victory. The GOP wanted to give us Jeb Bush. Eff that establishment crap, Republican voters said NO! And put Trump in there. The Dem Party voters don't choose- the DNC does.

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Fullarr 19 points ago +19 / -0

RIP Pedes. That must be like 1 in 3 of you.

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dogetrader 18 points ago +19 / -1

When you make this mistake this often it is because you hear estimates of hundreds of millions dead regularly. What do these people have planned?????!!!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hundreds of millions dead. They're working on it as hard as they can, give them time ...

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zerosmokescreen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Delete and revise history, mass extermination, and using the "surviving" fake news to teach "educate" their enslaved populations

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bombthrowinggenius 16 points ago +16 / -0

It sounded like he was about to correct himself. Still though... Im starting to think he is faking the stupidity. It could be that he is old and stupid but he is a criminal POS. I can’t recall is a valid excuse if you are senile. It is contemptuous to some judges if the person appeared to be of sound mind.

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SDhiker 1 point ago +1 / -0

He corrected himself in the next sentence

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BaldEagles 16 points ago +17 / -1

I want to hear the rest. Sounded like he was about to correct himself.

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IthoughtIwalked 7 points ago +8 / -1

Yeah, seriously. They take Trump's words out of context and that pisses us off. Here we have a clip that cuts Biden short to look like a moron (which he already is), and we are being no better than them. There are enough gaffes already that we don't need to play this BS game to make him look worse.

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BaldEagles 8 points ago +8 / -0

I searched the actual numbers - the US death toll is 124,000. I'm sure that's what he was about to say.

I'm not defending him here, dont get me wrong, but I think we're better than this.

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Baba_OReilly 2 points ago +3 / -1

"I, I mean 120 Gazillion."

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Mrsattorney 16 points ago +16 / -0

Obvious cognitive impairment, but let's give him the nuclear codes!

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FLIBS 12 points ago +12 / -0

Remember when the left was so insane about "wildcard" Trump having the nuclear codes...

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pepe farms remembers

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mushroom cloud attack ads in Florida.

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FLIBS 13 points ago +13 / -0

Why does his mouth move like that?! It's like the dubbed kung fu movies I'd watch as a kid. The lips don't match the words coming out. He should just have someone do his voice dubbing, he would say less stupid stuff...

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ILearnedToCode 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait, this isn't what's happening already?

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Huginn 11 points ago +11 / -0

WHAT?! WHEN DID ONE THIRD OF THE US POPULATION DIE? AUUUGHHHHH!

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saveMySpeech 5 points ago +5 / -0

I thought half the population died from gun shootings??

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nmipede 11 points ago +11 / -0

Shut the fuck up, Joe.

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mugatucrazypills 11 points ago +11 / -0

Protect the balls

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sustainable_saltmine [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Let's fighting love!

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IcculusBased9 8 points ago +8 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........ahhhHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Spotlight 7 points ago +7 / -0

And in his indoor speech he said he would fight to end surprise medical billing lol trump has already done that

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Meatbank84 2 points ago +2 / -0

Happy Gilmore I mean Donald J Trump accomplished that feat days ago

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ParticleCannon 6 points ago +6 / -0

we

Guess who's a CCP agent?

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CmonGubMintGibMe 6 points ago +6 / -0

His brain is fucking mush.

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never_forget_seth 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's like twice the death toll of repealing net neutrality. It's been a slaughter in the USA these past few years!

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Abovethefray 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks Drumph!

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 5 points ago +5 / -0

"I'm really dumb"

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LittleBlackKat 5 points ago +5 / -0

So, this is way worse than net neutrality. Wow.

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Sapito 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's making all of these gaffes on purpose bc he doesn't want to be the nominee but they just won't let him go yet. Plus he knows he's going to be in deep shit for quid pro quo and Obamagate so he's killing two birds with one stone. Don't let him off the hook. He's a bad actor.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 5 points ago +5 / -0

So that's why there was no traffic going to work this morning?

Everyone ded.

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Kolob 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bless his heart

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Zizou005 4 points ago +4 / -0

It baffles me how millions of people will vote for this numbnut.

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GivingThemThe_D 4 points ago +4 / -0

LOL he looks like he's in front of a green screen!!

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Salacious_B_Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

My body is ready for the debates.

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Womb__Raider3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Will we see a fact check on this from the opinion fact checking websites?

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OG_MAGA4LIFE 4 points ago +4 / -0

Guys, he meant gun deaths

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MakeAmericaGreat9 4 points ago +4 / -0

I want to see the entire thing, I don't want it to just cut off when he was about to correct himself.

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Bablonis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can't wait to see what excuse they are going to come up with to cancel the debates

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MAGAngelo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sad! I remember when I died from Net Neutrality or I too could have been one of the 120,000,000 dead from Covid.

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bootyhole 3 points ago +3 / -0

120 MILLION EXTRA VOTES FOR VOTER FRAUD.

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fjobb 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice beard you fucking clown. I guess it's better than having it dangle off your ear at least, I think it was on Bongino there was a video of him with a mask dangling off one ear like he forgot about it. How anyone can actually consider voting for this fool i don't understand.

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shithotseaman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden seems to be putting on some weight. Check his waistline, crossed arms, and obscured double-chin by way of mask.

Does he think his pending fat shaming will earn him brownie points at the next debate?

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Cuckslayer2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

These videos will never stop lmao

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Fireberg 3 points ago +3 / -0

Only off by 3 orders of magnitude, he's totally mentally fit to be president. /s

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