Token's father: "It's wrong to call a crime a 'Hate Crime' just because it happened to a Black Person. You see, boys, EVERY crime is a Hate Crime, because you could never commit a crime against your fellow man if you were acting out of love for him."
Stan: "Wow, Mr. Black, that's really smart. You should go down to the courthouse and tell the jury that!"
Token's Father: "Oh, they wouldn't listen to me, boys. I'm black."
picture of black science man wearing lab coat doing science things enters chat.
Token's father: "It's wrong to call a crime a 'Hate Crime' just because it happened to a Black Person. You see, boys, EVERY crime is a Hate Crime, because you could never commit a crime against your fellow man if you were acting out of love for him."
Stan: "Wow, Mr. Black, that's really smart. You should go down to the courthouse and tell the jury that!"
Token's Father: "Oh, they wouldn't listen to me, boys. I'm black."
The real problem with hate crimes is it’s the only crime where you’re guilty until proven innocent. Everything else, it’s innocent till proven guilty.