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posted ago by RandoMando ago by RandoMando +284 / -0

Right next to your balls. Mind your own business pussy. Yes, a harsh message, as truth usually is, but delivered with respect nonetheless. Carry on pedes.

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queenicarius 37 points ago +37 / -0

Double down. Tell them state gun laws forbid you from wearing a mask when you're carrying.

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RandoMando [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

Stored for later use.

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MagaMay 8 points ago +8 / -0

Filed under awesome comeback.

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EricCharliemella 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's hilarious, but a bad idea to tell everyone you're carrying. I like the;

My body my choice

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conservativefrank 21 points ago +21 / -0

Great come back.

A guy who was wearing his mask on his chin asked my mom, "where is your mask?"

Her reply, "Get out of my way."

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TonsOfSalt 1 point ago +1 / -0

"It's in my car being just as effective as yours right now"

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BigTrumpGuy 18 points ago +18 / -0

I won’t wear a mask until black people get equal treatment under the law.

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ColoradoTrumper45 5 points ago +5 / -0

We can't breathe!

Then loudly ask why they don't support BLM.

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PowerWordKek 13 points ago +13 / -0

"This is my secret identity"

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Why aren't you wearing a mask ?"

"Why aren't you minded your own business ?"

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LanceUppercut 9 points ago +9 / -0

My body my choice

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GoGoGadgetGringo 7 points ago +7 / -0

I got called on it a couple months back in a liberal ran and frequented hipster market. This overweight, short and fat white lady informed me that I had to be masked while shopping, I just told her I had a medical issue (i dont) and she shut up and answered my question.

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JamesComey 7 points ago +7 / -0

I like the one where you say “I can’t legally wear a mask.” “And why not?” “Because it is illegal to wear a mask and your carry pistol at the same time”

.... ....

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AtariArtist 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just tell them you're with BLM and you're checking out whether to loot the store later that night.

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Muttsbitetoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Perfect amount of spice

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donalds_stones 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just say “Now you know who the wolf is”

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Lurking-My-Life-Away 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm supposed to wear underwear too but here we are.