Right next to your balls. Mind your own business pussy. Yes, a harsh message, as truth usually is, but delivered with respect nonetheless. Carry on pedes.
I got called on it a couple months back in a liberal ran and frequented hipster market. This overweight, short and fat white lady informed me that I had to be masked while shopping, I just told her I had a medical issue (i dont) and she shut up and answered my question.
I like the one where you say
“I can’t legally wear a mask.”
“And why not?”
“Because it is illegal to wear a mask and your carry pistol at the same time”
Double down. Tell them state gun laws forbid you from wearing a mask when you're carrying.
Stored for later use.
Filed under awesome comeback.
It's hilarious, but a bad idea to tell everyone you're carrying. I like the;
My body my choice
Great come back.
A guy who was wearing his mask on his chin asked my mom, "where is your mask?"
Her reply, "Get out of my way."
"It's in my car being just as effective as yours right now"
I won’t wear a mask until black people get equal treatment under the law.
We can't breathe!
Then loudly ask why they don't support BLM.
"This is my secret identity"
"Why aren't you wearing a mask ?"
"Why aren't you minded your own business ?"
My body my choice
I got called on it a couple months back in a liberal ran and frequented hipster market. This overweight, short and fat white lady informed me that I had to be masked while shopping, I just told her I had a medical issue (i dont) and she shut up and answered my question.
I like the one where you say “I can’t legally wear a mask.” “And why not?” “Because it is illegal to wear a mask and your carry pistol at the same time”
.... ....
Just tell them you're with BLM and you're checking out whether to loot the store later that night.
Perfect amount of spice
Just say “Now you know who the wolf is”
I'm supposed to wear underwear too but here we are.