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Asshat4Congress 258 points ago +259 / -1

Between this and gun deaths we are down to less than 100 million Americans

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BillionsAndBillions 44 points ago +44 / -0

The DC suburbs sure do pick some winners to rule Virginia :(

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ClownTamer 43 points ago +43 / -0

Not with Biden. He’s a straight shooter, man. He went mad from sniffing all the chemicals young girls put in their hair now. That malarkey did him in. Deep down he’s still Joe Biden and running for United States Senate.

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CQVFEFE 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's not WHO WE ARE!!!!

Biden's sole coherent phrase

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Wulfschilde 7 points ago +7 / -0

Underrated comment!

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getkek 6 points ago +6 / -0

kek

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mugatucrazypills 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's their core constituency

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Weremoose 5 points ago +5 / -0

We sure as fuck wouldn't be holding elections, if the country was still unified in the first place.

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Vests123 2 points ago +2 / -0

When I saw this clip yesterday I thought to myself there is no way any intelligent person would think that he was leading in the polls or that he even has the capacity to be president.

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Rainman 16 points ago +16 / -0

I died because of high capacity magazines

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IcculusBased9 8 points ago +8 / -0

Twas the tax-cut that led me to my demise

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ApprenticeParty 6 points ago +6 / -0

Avocado famine got me.

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Jack_Burton 6 points ago +6 / -0

Waiting till marriage to have sex was the nail in my coffin

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RolandDelacroix 1 point ago +1 / -0

I died of dysentery.

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BlueFugee 12 points ago +12 / -0

Plus like 9/10 blacks die of racism...

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BartoshJr 8 points ago +8 / -0

93 million gun deaths...per day

Now look here, fat, don't you know that's because of all those AR-14s in circulation? Come on, man!

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practicalize 30 points ago +30 / -0

I've died 4 times.

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 13 points ago +13 / -0

spez has died internally about a thousand times by now

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plznosteal 9 points ago +9 / -0

Tax cuts finally did me in

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Ucanttakeskyfromme 7 points ago +7 / -0

I know I am getting fucking sick and tired of waking up in that stupid wagon

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SpezDispenser 4 points ago +4 / -0

...and voted Dem four times each election as well.

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side_o_beef 5 points ago +5 / -0

don't forget the paris accord--i'm bankrupt from all these funerals i have to pay for

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Art-Vandelay41 16 points ago +16 / -0

You’re forgetting about the 720 million women Biden is gonna put back in the workforce

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Leakedgenderfluid 11 points ago +11 / -0

Nah they all died after we pulled out of the Paris accord.

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BasedTexasCPA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Tax cuts killed millions too, I saw it first hand

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WaxMyBallsBernie 85 points ago +86 / -1

Mortifyingly stupid.

Lmao roasted

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 6 points ago +6 / -0

It was so stupid that when I read it in text my brain auto corrected it and I was wondering wtf the big deal was for a few seconds.

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zebfross 68 points ago +68 / -0

Trump walking slowly down a slick ramp is obviously cause for concern, but Biden's failing mental acuity...no problem.

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MostEffectualTopKek 17 points ago +17 / -0

I'm gonna grab you so fassst.

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Herecomedatpresident 7 points ago +7 / -0

His comedic timing is amazing.

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Eatinglue 5 points ago +5 / -0

“Biden has a stutter, you can’t make fun of his disabilities” -Leftards

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Eu-is-socialist 50 points ago +52 / -2

Because it's not nice to pick on the retarded ! Especially when they are name Bidet Robinet .

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Slash78 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's enough for Mr Biden to want to take him outside!

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VonBustacap 1 point ago +1 / -0

Listen fat, you and me are doing push-ups.

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IvIA6A 44 points ago +44 / -0

What is Twitter going to do with this, take it down for being a 5 second copyright violation, or censor it for being "doctored" or misleading?

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Wakenbake 14 points ago +15 / -1

Bullying

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orcwordlaugh 6 points ago +6 / -0

Obviously it's a call to violence /s

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Phillysmackdown 40 points ago +40 / -0

Fucking corn pop gave him bad information again because Joe told him he aint bkack if he don't vote for him🤡🤡

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Amaroq64 12 points ago +12 / -0

Corn pop zippity zop

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TheMAGAnificent 32 points ago +32 / -0

"mortifyingly stupid"

TOP KEK 🤣🤣🤣

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catch-a-penny 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes. This is the answer I would like to believe.

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SimplePede 21 points ago +21 / -0

Because the media is an evil bunch of hypocritical lying 6-foot stacked piles of worthless human shit that are pathologically incapable of feeling empathy, love, compassion and that have zero self awareness. They lie, they know they lie, they don't care that they lie, they gloat about lying, they love that shit more than a dog loves licking its balls. They get their jollies off knowing that they have just a big enough audience that buys every word they say that they can't actually fail. They'll remain in power.

The left is satanic evil. It's a full-on anarchistic death cult that uses fear, manipulation and intimidation to get what it wants and it WORKS

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xzibit_b 5 points ago +5 / -0

As long as Trump abides by federalism, we're safe. The states and cities who are dumb and sheep enough to keep voting for Democrats will suffer riots where Democrats tell the police to stand down and innocent people will suffer. The beatings will continue until reality prevails. Republican cities and states will be fine.

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TheStoneOfSisyphus 19 points ago +19 / -0

Why ? Because the media is trying to get him elected, that's why.

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CommietownUSA 16 points ago +16 / -0

Dear lord the twatter comments are so mortifyingly stupid.

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RonPaulWasRight 9 points ago +9 / -0

Guaranteed to give you cancer, stay away.

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pizzzzaaaa 5 points ago +5 / -0

I no longer feel bad for pedes who read those comments. You ought to know better by now, it's like gazing into the abyss.

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CommietownUSA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, my own dam fault. I just looked at the first two comments and had to close the browser ASAP.

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behemoth887 11 points ago +11 / -0

biden hasn't said anything smart and he can't. if he did the media would report it. instead there's 0 reporting on biden. ever.

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BestTimeToBAlive 4 points ago +4 / -0

So true! 🤣

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Zippythekid 10 points ago +10 / -0

If my math is correct, Biden will be the last man “alive” in six days

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GrayGhost 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Hawaiian Judge ruled this is partially-true.

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 8 points ago +8 / -0

Push up contest now!

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Rudygarrido 7 points ago +7 / -0

What has he been sniffing lately 🤔🙄

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Smurfection 7 points ago +7 / -0

So Biden thinks one third of the country is dead from Covid? Dems just don't know math...a few examples:

  1. Obama said the U.S. is the largest muslim state. It's actually Indonesia where the incompetent boob was raised.
  2. In the wake of the recession in 2009, Nancy Pelosi said three times upon questioning that 50 million American jobs were being lost per day.
  3. After Charlottesville, the Mayor Terry McAuliffe, a Clinton stooge, said 98 million Americans die of gun shots every year.
  4. Obama said in 2008, that he visited all 57 states with two left to go except he wasn't going to Alaska or Hawaii. That's a grand total of 61 states according to Obama.

This shows a lack of basic knowledge of the U.S. by Democrat officials.

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GitmObama 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's got an ISIS beard.

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Jsmitty112 6 points ago +6 / -0

I guess that’s why they call liberals libtards!?!!

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1776ThereIsaidIt 6 points ago +6 / -0

A full scale nuclear attack on the U.S. wouldn't net 120,000,000 deaths.

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Slash78 2 points ago +4 / -2

Fallout would get us all worse than anything.. all anyone would do is hit the main population centers and the bases.. the fallout would get into the wind and we'd be screwed. Either that or if the scientists theory about Nuclear Winter holds true (Carl Sagan used to piratically get hard thinking about it; it's all he ever talked about in the special ABC aired after The Day After in 1983. A lot of scientists disagree with it now,) then we would be effed regardless unless the southern equator zone doesn't get it.

Our best hope for survival is better civil defense but that won't ever happen.. it was VERY ill prepared during the Reagan years (the specials from around TDA's time were freighting because FEMA had no idea what to do, they made fun of them in the movie for it too,) and it's not gotten much better. I hope it never happens; if it does it's best to go for the cyanide I guess.

If it's just a one city deal by terrorists (like in The Sum of All Fears,) then we'd be better off. That city would be dead but we all wouldn't be.

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patriotto 6 points ago +6 / -0

what you say is what you think and what you think is who you are...er go, Joe Biden is #MortifyinglyStupid

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LikeAWombatScorned 6 points ago +6 / -0

Especially while wearing a chin diaper.

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climatetrumpfan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol "beyond a normal mistake" is a huge understatement for some of the other dumbass shit Sleepy Joe has said.

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Thedeadliestmau5 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can we get a mortifyingly stupid flair?

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youforgotA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trumps reaction to this when Hannity told him in the shipyard was fucking priceless 😂

I love this president more than ever after that town hall tonight

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MostEffectualTopKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

BREAKING: The parents of Joe Biden have sued GEOTUS and CarpeDonktum for making their child look like an idiot.

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Proton_Pufferfish 3 points ago +3 / -0

Didn't Biden's parents pass away in the 1700's?

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johnny96816 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump needed not worry, ole Joe did it all to himself.

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Anyslogan2 4 points ago +4 / -0

The left could run a someone that was comatose and still convince their followers that that person was better than Trump who is apparently Hitler reincarnated. They are willing to do anything to regain power again. We have to stop them.

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polish_snausage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or a glass of water

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Southern_Belle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe the plan was to kill 120 million Americans and he let it slip.

Just like when he said the cure was the problem; they had to take care of the cure.

Then the cabal went all out on saying hydroxychloroquine was dangerous or it did not work. Even faking data to "prove" it.

Now they are quietly dropping clinical trials and are still claiming there's no evidence it works.

Perhaps this is why the president said this was not a normal mistake Biden made.

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SoldierofKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joe Biden is ready for the glue factory..

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RedditIs4Retards 3 points ago +4 / -1

Maybe Biden accidentally picked up the script intended for a near future

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe thinking about the 100 million plus that will die in the third world because of this viral attack on our country.

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Tenspot20 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think he may be talking about,

Dead Brain Cells :/

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John_Miller__ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden from the alternative universe

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NoPrisners 3 points ago +3 / -0

He says it with such conviction. Scary!

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PincheChuy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can a memesmith please add the Twitter censorship sign to this? Seems like some great meme potential

This post promotes elderly abuse and cannot be shared or liked.

I lack the mspaint

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johnny96816 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you wear a mask around you neck, what germs have you avoided?

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's protecting himself from vampires.

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MuhHippocampus 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's deliberate. They need their base to be confused. Sorry, I mean, "unaware and compliant".

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Edial 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a complete fucking joke that THIS is the best the Democrats could offer.

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2016TrumpMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bonus persuasion points for the use of 'mortifyingly.' Biden just looks, old, tired, and lost.

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Warren_Puffitt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was watching Hannity when he told GEOTUS about this latest Joe-splanation.

He was like, "Did he really say that? That's a third of our population...did he really say that?"

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iwasbuiltforcomfort 2 points ago +2 / -0

Two scoops is more important.

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MAGA_4EVER 1 point ago +1 / -0

Copyright strike in 3..2..1...

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techadm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Joe Biden thinks half the country died? It’s sad to see this very obvious cognitive decline. The democrats should promote Joe Biden as often as they can - go Trump 2020!

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polish_snausage 1 point ago +1 / -0

You think he'll pick Barry S for his running mate?

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catch-a-penny 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump says; 30,000 people got sick, Media says: Actually it was 30,001 -- Moar TrumP LiEs!

Biden says; 120,000,000 people have died from Coronavirus, Media says: <crickets>

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slickbilly777 1 point ago +1 / -0

The dude is so used to talking in millions and billions while trying to figure out which countries should pay how much to his son, that he thinks every number is at least a million.

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BiglyMagaMamma 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mortifyingly stupid new flair, please!

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Fartgate 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why is the audio out of sync? Is Twitter or YouTube manipulating the video so people think it's fake?