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Guac_Shake 51 points ago +52 / -1

You could say he's a lying dog-faced pony soldier

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Ohgami 33 points ago +34 / -1

Listen fat...

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saveMySpeech 13 points ago +14 / -1

IF

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FluffiPuff 13 points ago +14 / -1

IF

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TrumpsWall 12 points ago +13 / -1
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saveMySpeech 10 points ago +11 / -1

IF

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Dashmoomoo 5 points ago +7 / -2

IF

EDIT; my brother has a nose like a vacuum.

(Misquote???)

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2WrongsMakeALeft 2 points ago +3 / -1

You know... the thing!

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saveMySpeech 1 point ago +1 / -0

OKIE

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saveMySpeech 10 points ago +11 / -1

PERIOD.

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Democrat 6 points ago +8 / -2

I will never not upvote this

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Philhelm 6 points ago +7 / -1

Except for the soldier part, since he was discharged for being a coke head.

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Joementia2023 34 points ago +34 / -0

Oh, and he fucks his dead brother's widow

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saveMySpeech 24 points ago +25 / -1

While also getting a stripper pregnant....and marries another girl within 1 week of meeting her

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edxzxz 8 points ago +8 / -0

And tries to deny paternity for his stripper baby, claims he's too broke to pay child support, while driving a top end sports car and living in a multi million dollar home - then the Judge tells him 'okie dokie Mr. Brokie, now show us your financial statements and all your stuff on the China paydays.' Ooopsie! Should have just written those checks sleazebag!

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HongKongFluey 3 points ago +4 / -1

Until you bang a porn star that shit is all bush league

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Bye-den 2 points ago +3 / -1

This here is the piece de resistance !

The Apple did not fall far from the tree, not far at all

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chelthing 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm convinced that the Burisma salary is exactly enough to cover a coke addiction while not actually going broke.

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Pompelulu 14 points ago +15 / -1

It is lacking dildoes neglected children and crack pipes

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LatitudeofMind 4 points ago +5 / -1

Pregnant strippers

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HongKongFluey 3 points ago +4 / -1

But no porn stars. Fucking loser.

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A_Russian_Wall 13 points ago +14 / -1

kek <----- this one

kek

kek

kek

kek

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Italians_Invented_2A 11 points ago +13 / -2

OP, you're a damn liar! Let's do push ups together, let's run, let's do whatever you want to do, let's take an IQ test!

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Shamb3 4 points ago +5 / -1

Listen Fat, we aren't opening any jars of pickles here, lets memory a test and how many pushups can you even do?

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MedPede 2 points ago +3 / -1

Joe: "Pickles are great . .. Those cans they used to come in.. Mom could never open them... My dad had a hammer, Nowadays kids just use their phones. They will never know what it's like to roast a pickle over a campfire. "

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teddybearjunction 11 points ago +12 / -1

If Don Jr, Eric, or Baron were ever found with cocaine and stripper who they impregnated, they would impeach him in one day and riot.

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OllieNorth 10 points ago +11 / -1

Needs a stripper or two.

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RogueLeaderX 7 points ago +8 / -1

He’s a POS! Guy is one an absolute failure in every regard. Could you imagine where this guy would be if his dad wasn’t Biden?

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tufftoffee 4 points ago +5 / -1

Probably in a ditch on the side of a road

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Philhelm 3 points ago +4 / -1

Or an upstanding citizen and regular poster on thedonald.win.

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tufftoffee 2 points ago +3 / -1

Found the optimist! Lol

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Abovethefray 0 points ago +1 / -1

Dead in a filthy ghetto, probably.

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AmericaFirst85 7 points ago +8 / -1

You forgot to throw in his dead brothers wife .

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Madman2020 6 points ago +7 / -1

Listen fat line! Let's go out back and do snort ups! I'm gonna get higher than a dog face pony soldier!

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Darkheartisland 6 points ago +7 / -1

It's good to be the VP's son.

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BurnedExperiment 5 points ago +6 / -1

Not pictured: dildo.

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Mynamesprivate 3 points ago +4 / -1

ARE YOU WINNING FAT!? LETS GO PUSHUP CONTEST

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Damaged_Dirk 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ole hunter is locked in a basement somewhere and when I say basement somewhere I meant a tropical paradise with cocaine and hookers.

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HongKongFluey 2 points ago +4 / -2

I wanna party with that guy

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White_Privilege 2 points ago +2 / -0

Listen fat, you ain't black!

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myswedishfriend 1 point ago +3 / -2

As offspring of a billionaire, President Trump's children have every reason to be spoiled wastes of skin. But they aren't. For all of Trump's faults as a man, he has raised his children to be not only normal, but productive functioning members of society, who have success because they are good at what they do and not because they are resting on the laurels of their father... which is apparently nearly impossible when you are surrounded by money.

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cuckslasher 0 points ago +1 / -1

the nepotism is literally the only thing i dont like about trump

i dont give a shit about what his kids or their spouses have to say

still voting trump

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Amaroq64 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have a feeling I'm missing something.

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1776-or-1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow Bread Boys reference in here. So awesome. Kek

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Indianapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

He’s not winning.

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ApocolipticPePe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Needs more pregnancy

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AlohaSnackbar 1 point ago +1 / -0

From the thumb on mobile I could make out someone at the door, and someone leaning over something. I THOUGHT it was showing a coffin with the wife crying over it, and the brother walking in with a bouquet of flowers and chocolate.

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Abovethefray 1 point ago +1 / -0

That scenario would work here also... Hunter!

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nickybops 1 point ago +1 / -0

Quality meme

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axrevolutionai 1 point ago +1 / -0

C O R N P O P

you have to imagine the handclap emoji between each letter

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Basedcanadian 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think that's called Bi-winning, if a remember it right.

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LugNuts 1 point ago +1 / -0

Any update on his child-support case?

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trumpismypresident 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's diet coke

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jps135 1 point ago +1 / -0

kicked out of the navy for coke, and his dad is now trying to be commander and chief.....greeeeat

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ZacPetkanas 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm actually willing to give Hunter a lot of leeway. Look at how Biden fondles other people's kids in public; it's a sure bet he diddled his own kids. Don't abusers shower their victims with gifts to keep them quiet, and doesn't that explain everything Biden's done for his son? Hunter didn't stand a chance

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Nalgahyde 1 point ago +1 / -0

This picture needs more hookers as well as piles of Ukrainian and Chinese bribe money.

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Grief 0 points ago +1 / -1

Come on... That's his son. We're better than this and have plenty of ammo to make fun of him another way.

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Berkeley -3 points ago +4 / -7

Ethical question: Can we really blame Hunter Biden for the way he turned out? I mean, he's a product of his upbringing. Some parenting wasn't done right. Or Hunter himself aligned with horrible people.

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Italians_Invented_2A 8 points ago +9 / -1

In here we believe in personal responsibility, libtard.

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Abovethefray 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like that username... carabinieri?

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masshole3 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't forget: Biden's first wife and his daughter (who was a baby I think) were killed in a dreadful car accident in the early 70s. Hunter was probably 6 or something (and he may have been in the car, but I'm not sure). Not trying to defend Hunter or his drug usage, but I can see how a tragedy like that would affect someone negatively.

He must think about it daily... as another rail goes up his nose.