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we_won_the_war_jack 51 points ago +51 / -0

It's now hip to manufacture racism for corporate advertising. HONK.

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Rainman 14 points ago +14 / -0

I WAS ASSHOLE... ERRR I MEAN RACIALLY PROFILED

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faucipolice 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotta tank that stock so you can get a quick rebound.

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TheBusiness 41 points ago +42 / -1

Ill call it now he was launched out of the restaurant for disorderly conduct. NFL players have a thing for showing up places drunk or high.

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nachosamplerREBORN 19 points ago +19 / -0

Or acting like they own the place - it’s a Chipotle’s...Athlete’s can be assholes...

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nachosamplerREBORN 8 points ago +8 / -0

Exactly - much diversity among the asshole community.

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Brainz 6 points ago +6 / -0

And he probably didn’t wear the mask

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PewPew_ThaDuK 28 points ago +29 / -1

these progressive companies are so racist

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BSnatch 16 points ago +16 / -0

No one is safe, doesn't matter how progressive you are now...they're eating their own

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PewPew_ThaDuK 11 points ago +11 / -0

i just think its hilarious that over and over, the more progressive a company claims to be the more racist charges gets dropped on them lol

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Frunobulax 24 points ago +24 / -0

15 FBI agents are on their way to investigate...

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practicalize 23 points ago +23 / -0

Black Beans Matter!

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Brainz 12 points ago +12 / -0

🤣

“Pinto Beans are the same as black beans“ -AOC

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aparition42 22 points ago +22 / -0

"Racially profiled"? At a Chipotle? C'mon man, you're not even trying hard.

I'm waiting for some underground news outlet to break the conspiracy story that minor/has-been celebrities are getting paid to accuse retailers and restaurants of racism by rival companies as a form of viral marketing. Check this guy's bank account for a large deposit from Moe's Southwest Grill.

Someone get Project Veritas on that.

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Mmm Moes was delicious I forgot about that place

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Recaptcha 5 points ago +5 / -0

If it's like any Chipotle I've ever been too, it'd be Mexicans doing the racial profiling. Does that even count?

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aparition42 3 points ago +3 / -0

Since you brought it up, I don't see why it wouldn't. Aren't their ancestors "colonizers" and "imperialists" who practiced cultural and literal genocide and slavery while stealing indigenous people's lands, banning local religions and languages, ratifying institutional racism, and generally violently taking over so much of the world that Spanish is the second most commonly spoken language after Chinese?

I mean, What exactly is La Raza if not an imperialist movement to colonize a country that isn't theirs and force their culture onto the people that are already there?

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Kyro5411 2 points ago +2 / -0

You are 100% wrong and incorrect, Xi! Only whyt people can be raycis!! REEEEEEE

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Fuck_commies_2024 19 points ago +19 / -0

Yes, the employees intimidated an NFL linebacker. Totally plausible!

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Sum_devil 12 points ago +12 / -0

Launches a probe...... okay chipotle. 😆

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spezisthedevil 10 points ago +10 / -0

At this point, are we sure that Chipotle isn't in on it, and already have a statement ready, and a plan to put in action for the "national conversation", and "teachable moment" that's coming next?

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ocdpepe 9 points ago +9 / -0

Isn't chipotle the liberal restaurant that is constantly food poisoning its patrons? They might have saved his life.

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Kyro5411 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is entirely possible...

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bigleaguetrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

I heard they tried to charge him extra for guac

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DarkMemeDuck 6 points ago +6 / -0

I feel like the left is going to overstretch so far on this whole racist thing that it's going to completely lose its meaning. Same way #metoo did. And I am fine with that. Let's just nuke the entire concept of racism.

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

going to completely lose its meaning

"literally Hitler"

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Morgoth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Probably tried to stay an hour after close or demanded x4 the amount of steak for the price of x2 and threatened the employees if they didn't.

(Source - worked at Chipotle and this was absolutely a thing. A decent amount of black dudes were total pos customers but definitely not all)

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Sum_devil 5 points ago +5 / -0

where they never told the story of "the little boy who cried wolf"?

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SharpCookie 5 points ago +5 / -0

DariusSmollett

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dakkath 5 points ago +5 / -0

Guaranteed the mother fucker was drunk with his entourage and acting like an asshole.

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SnipedYou 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pics or it didn't happen

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jiujiujiu 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is more certainly bullshit. People acting like it's the 60's.

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whitehouse45 4 points ago +4 / -0

100% BS. Have you ever been to a Chipotlle? All the employees care about is you order, pay and behave so they can finish out their shift and go home.

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JamesBond007 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now we'll get Black Lives Burrito's

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MythArcana 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sports: So easy, even a caveman can do it.

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trumpORbust 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dumb ass ball huggers need attention

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LeftistsAreInsane 3 points ago +3 / -0

The definition of insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

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CryinJohnny 2 points ago +2 / -0

when the only thing left to steal is sympathy

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Monzie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't hold Smollett accountable, this is what results.

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Cmchn 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'm going to feel bad for him if this is one of the rare cases where this happened. Nobody will believe it even if it's true.

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RedTie45 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok folks step right up!! Place your bets place your bets!

10:1 odds this is a bullshit hoax.

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Kyro5411 1 point ago +1 / -0

10000000000000⁹⁹⁹⁹:1

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JustInTime2_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

What is thing that never happened, Alex.

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm gonna laugh if it was something dumb like walking in maskless and the employee was an overbearing Karen.

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Bramble 2 points ago +2 / -0

Video of him swearing at the staff or some other patron to be released in 5...4...3...

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KakarikoKing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bet he was just kicked out by a diehard Texans fan.

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Chalupa9 2 points ago +2 / -0

Let’s release the camera footage. Which they’ll never will.

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OhioDeplorable 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is the queso blanco going to be canceled now cause it’s white?

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PeachmintsPepe45 1 point ago +1 / -0

As a Colts and a Darius fan, I saw this. If this is found out to be total bullshit then I'll lose all my respect for Darius. He's a great player and seemed like a cool guy regardless of his political beliefs. But I don't buy it.

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Beyond_Insemination 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hoosier Pede here, calling absolute bullshit

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