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DeadOverRed 54 points ago +54 / -0

Yes. Have you tried opening a bank lately?

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rooftoptendie 38 points ago +38 / -0

I HAVE NEVER TRIED OPENING A BANK.

Can I just make like "Bob's Bank of MAGA" or something?

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DeadOverRed 38 points ago +38 / -0

You should. I'll open an account.

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RighteousViolence1 22 points ago +22 / -0

I got tree fiddy on it

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Casualize 18 points ago +18 / -0

I feel it should be more applicable if you named it after your tag. Bank of Rooftop Tendies.

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rooftoptendie 23 points ago +23 / -0

Doable. I just would need to make sure the walk in vault doubled as a freezer.

"I am here to make a tendie withdrawl"

"Very good sir, would you like frozen or crispy and delicious?"

"Frozen, please I'm cooking them at home."

"Great, and would that be in bundles of tens or twenties?"

Then I will send them shooting at top speed through the little drive thru tubes.

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Casualize 12 points ago +12 / -0

Instead of shooting them through, you should have an older female come out with them on a plate, and make sure she drops it right before she gets to you.

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iPertinax 8 points ago +8 / -0

Is that a FULL AUTO DRIVE THRU TENDIE DISPENSER? NO ONE NEEDS A FULL AUTO DRIVE THRU TENDIE DISPENSER.

Fuck me, next you'll say you want a silencer for it.

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IamWearingaDress 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would keep all my money in the tendie bank.

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NomadicKrow 8 points ago +8 / -0

Rooftop Credit Union, logo is the silhouette of a rooftop korean

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rooftoptendie 6 points ago +6 / -0

boom, look at that, you're my new head of marketing! HIRED.

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NomadicKrow 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hell yeah! Every summer we can do "2A home loans." Finance a house with us and we'll give you a free ar15 security system.

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readyIgnite 4 points ago +5 / -1

A bank no. Suppose a credit club in the crypto space for hyper-local community transactions and commerce. Provide critical functions and insurance.

With ease of tossing up a crypto project since it's based on math I'd be shocked if we don't see pockets outside conventional structures appear.

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phibetared 7 points ago +7 / -0

Kinda like when off shore gambling appeared... and then was shut down by the (mob) US authorities?

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RocketSurgeon22 0 points ago +1 / -1

Denovo is not needed. I don't know why you say that is the requirement. You need 1 or few banks under a holding company. A Cuso (4 Credit Unions) or a couple S&L banks in Oklahoma with their state reassurance program.