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Casualize 18 points ago +18 / -0

I feel it should be more applicable if you named it after your tag. Bank of Rooftop Tendies.

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rooftoptendie 23 points ago +23 / -0

Doable. I just would need to make sure the walk in vault doubled as a freezer.

"I am here to make a tendie withdrawl"

"Very good sir, would you like frozen or crispy and delicious?"

"Frozen, please I'm cooking them at home."

"Great, and would that be in bundles of tens or twenties?"

Then I will send them shooting at top speed through the little drive thru tubes.

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Casualize 12 points ago +12 / -0

Instead of shooting them through, you should have an older female come out with them on a plate, and make sure she drops it right before she gets to you.

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iPertinax 8 points ago +8 / -0

Is that a FULL AUTO DRIVE THRU TENDIE DISPENSER? NO ONE NEEDS A FULL AUTO DRIVE THRU TENDIE DISPENSER.

Fuck me, next you'll say you want a silencer for it.

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IamWearingaDress 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would keep all my money in the tendie bank.