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Meatbank84 31 points ago +31 / -0

“LuL tInFoiL hAt”

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utfanx2 20 points ago +20 / -0

Appeal to emotion is a logical fallacy, but think of the children!

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macrolinx 15 points ago +15 / -0

"What guns sir? I lost all of mine in a boating accident"

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Postal 11 points ago +11 / -0

MeToo - Who knew boating accidents reached the millions recently.

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Postal 6 points ago +6 / -0

haha, whoops on the hashtag, thought I'm letting it stand. bc MeToo

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The_Almighty_Kek 11 points ago +11 / -0

Just arm up.

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RocketSurgeon22 7 points ago +7 / -0

CHYNA

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 4 points ago +4 / -0

This x infinity!

The county has just passed a mandatory mask suggestion (not gonna call it a law since it didn’t go thru a congress of any sort)

Can’t wait to not mask up on my next shop trip!

The State passed law in 49, masks are illegal in public, to combat the klan.

The Co2 level elevates in the blood that OSHA seems it against health rules for employers. (Not sure how a hospital gets around this but it’s OSHA logic)

Can’t wear a mask for a variety of health issues, which I do not have to discuss with anyone but my doctor.

Can’t have a mask on while holding a CCW and weapon.

So I guess I’ll have to go out with a pocket full of fuckoff!

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Jsmitty112 4 points ago +4 / -0

“ I was only following orders!”

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remember1776 4 points ago +4 / -0
  • time ends *
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dadoctor 2 points ago +2 / -0

The last two sound so familiar....

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lolpaladins 2 points ago +2 / -0

ackually... the government already tracks your location, and did so long before they asked you to wear masks.

Oh, and we started mandating vaccines far more than decade ago. We're currently at the gun grabbing part.

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MacheteSanta 1 point ago +1 / -0

The movie Ultraviolet comes to mind because the main villain has filters in his nostrils and drinks from pre-sealed pasteurized cups. And everyone has to be sterilized

Ultraviolet takes place in 2078, in the years following a global epidemic that causes vampire-like symptoms, including super-human physical abilities, a healing factor and elongated canines. The infected "hemophages" die within twelve years after being infected. The "Archministry", a militant medical group headed by Vice-Cardinal Ferdinand Daxus, has taken control of the government and begun rounding up infected citizens and exterminating them in order to contain the virus.

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oEMPYREo 1 point ago +1 / -0

I follow this guy on Instagram. He’s pretty based I love it.

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Nrdrsr 1 point ago +1 / -0

bake the cake

wear the mask

respect wahmen