My eyes....where is the eye wash station when you need one! My eyes are still burning.

Nope eye wash won't work for this. I'll need a full corneal transplant.

Imagine paying money to put that abomination on that building behind.

That could be use for something good. Totally apolitical, like, just put your brand name a charity number with no picture, and say something like ~we are giving this space to those in need, please help us~.

But no, all we got is la goblina travelo. I pity the neighbors that now got that view all day long.

i need to sue ck for my 1980's anorexia! because nothing came between me and my Calvins!!!!!

This is like the loser kid in middle school who people bullied by treating him like he was cool for a fee minutes before telling they were joking and he sucked.

You can’t look at that billboard and not see at as anything but a joke at her expense. Or maybe communism. Fuck, it’s probably communism.