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posted ago by oomuu ago by oomuu +76 / -0
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TownesVanCamp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Army wins nothing. The Corps had to do it. Our bull dykes are the nations finest. They are some hard bitches.

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TownesVanCamp 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've been on a carrier. Believe me, you want nothing of the naval faggotry that goes on.

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TownesVanCamp 5 points ago +5 / -0

If by found Dorothy you mean "found two sailors fingering each other's butts" when I snuck out onto the fantails for a smoke, yes that's exactly correct.

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TownesVanCamp 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah pretty much what it sounds like. Two dudes muggin' down with a finger in the others ass, while in the middle of workups off the southern California coast.

Which completely ruined the old navy saying "it ain't gay when you're underway" Turns out, it's still super gay.

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Checkmate6Romeo 8 points ago +8 / -0

What the fuck?

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Checkmate6Romeo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want fucking names. I'll collect asses later.

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Harken_X 6 points ago +6 / -0

I guarantee that whoever came up with this woke marketing propaganda never served a day in uniform.

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AceOfTrumps 2 points ago +2 / -0

If they're treating everyone equally, that means everyone gets to be a marine, right?

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impera 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can you identity as a marine because its your service identity? So much for the stolen valour thing... Its like this shit was written by a purple-haired lesbian feminist. WTF marines.. first Mattis who turned out to be a feeble weak-minded cuck and now this.

Subversion trying to defeat the armed forces without even firing a shot is what this filth is. Treat them like the enemies they are and clean yourselves up!

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richIsBored 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ooof. That one hurts.

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fuck__cnn 1 point ago +1 / -0

The rainbow is to remind God of his covenant with man to never flood the planet again. (From the Babylon Bee.)

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