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IroWide 71 points ago +71 / -0

I'm going to light illegal fireworks and make big booms and flashes. Because, I can.

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Cole_Dedhand 18 points ago +18 / -0

Excuse me sir! Do you have the king's permission to light those fireworks?

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IroWide 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes sir! Let me tell you about it! You see, it all started at a bridge, me and the boys had our rifles...

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bangbus 6 points ago +8 / -2

Amen. Just make sure if you got any neighbors with PTSD you give them a heads up and make sure the dogs are away at a safe distance to take care of their ears. God bless and have fun!

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nachosamplerREBORN 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dude, every major city right now (I live in one) has illegal fireworks EVERY FUCKING NIGHT - ALL NIGHT. I don’t see them doing shit about - go wild if you’ve got them!

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slaphappy2 46 points ago +47 / -1

It would be funny if an actual descendent of King George II got dressed up in 18th century English attire, and stood on a soapbox reading a parchment proclamation that Independence Day was cancelled.

Because he said so.

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faucipolice 12 points ago +12 / -0

Send that over to Crowder, he'd do it

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NPC1234567 44 points ago +44 / -0

My town just cancel their fireworks display publicly because of COVId but from what I heard from the council meeting they were looking for a reason not to have it because it was too expensive. I can imagine other towns seeing a penny save in the disease scam.

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HockeyMom4Trump 32 points ago +32 / -0

They seem to want to cancel the USA. No fireworks because of a virus the vast majority of people recover from and that is so “scary” most people are just asymptomatic. Tear down all our statues. Destroy monuments. Burn the flag. Get rid of standing for the Star Spangled Banner. Stop saying the Pledge of Allegiance. Rename schools with names like Jefferson. Rename lakes like Lake Calhoun to Bde Maka Ska. Start posting all school information, public signs, etc. in ten different languages instead of English...looks to me like the United States is being conquered and we need to get our country back.

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MightyEighth 16 points ago +16 / -0

Rewriting history so the party is and always has been right! Anyone who doesn’t see the obvious 1984 of this is a lemming who will be run to their grave. Dems are brainwashing an entire new generation of hitler youth that will rat out their parents for wrong think in the name of safety and security.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 18 points ago +18 / -0

All of ours have been canceled too. I always like to light off my own fireworks anyway, and they are still selling them here. I think I’ll spring for the biggest assortment this year.

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KekistanPM 14 points ago +14 / -0

Austin's was cancelled over, you guessed it, COVID fears.

I inquired whether they would just shoot the fireworks off anyway and ask everyone to watch from home or from a livestream or something, and the response was that firing them off would encourage people to gather in public regardless of the city telling them not to.

Seems quite fitting for a government ordering people to not leave home unnecessarily to also snuff out any celebrations of freedom.

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triggernometry 8 points ago +8 / -0

But if you feel like looting some stores and setting shit on fire, then by all means!

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luckygirl 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep. This.

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TheTPL 5 points ago +5 / -0

A lot of places are doing it for the money, same with pools not opening.

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BestTimeToBAlive 4 points ago +4 / -0

My town just cancelled fireworks AND is shutting the beaches for the weekend. Wtf is that about

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Isolated_Patriot 31 points ago +31 / -0

"If you cancel 4th of July festivals and fireworks because your Government says so, you've lost the right to ever celebrate it again."

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MegaMagaManX 15 points ago +15 / -0

Right, fuck this COVID scam. Fuck the corrupt governor's keeping shit locked down. Fuck masks.

Truly tired of this shit. They're continuiy it now, and will do it again whenever they deem necessary.

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bangbus 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just give it a few years. There will be a big push to make Juneteenth a full national holiday and one of Memorial Day or 4th of July is gonna be put on the chopping block. These commies will stop at nothing to destroy the fabric of the nation.

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meals23 25 points ago +25 / -0

because of "muh second wave" some redcoat governors are trying to issue stay at home orders that will prevent 4th of July celebrations

after all this george floyd bullshit how many cops do you think are going to bother with trying to arrest people for going to a fireworks show for the 4th of July?

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ohwell316 11 points ago +13 / -2

More than we think. Firework goers won't fight back.

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HockeyMom4Trump 11 points ago +11 / -0

Well, if they can light a police station on fire in Minneapolis, I think we can shoot off a few fireworks!

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jive-ass-turkey 6 points ago +6 / -0

Firework goers won't fight back.

I keep hearing all these platitudes like "This group NEVER fights back" or "Conservatives will fold and lay down like always".

Just because you have never seen the line get crossed, don't mistake that for there being no line.

Do not mistake kindness for weakness. I fear there are many that need a refresher course in this lesson.

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OranjeBlanjeBlou 1 point ago +1 / -0

Until the day that refresher course is given, we will continue to be abused

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Pedeberrycrunch 24 points ago +24 / -0

And fly those flags proudly, Pedes. It makes people feel patriotic, and patriotic people vote RED.

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JohnWickParabellum 20 points ago +21 / -1

What I have always loved about the 4th is that you can celebrate it however you want. I'm going fishing with my better half, away from all the noise and mayhem.

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LightSpeedTrumpTrain 12 points ago +12 / -0

and i’m going out on the boat getting hammered with all my friends and a bunch of other boats.

Damn I love America

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JohnWickParabellum 8 points ago +8 / -0

Make sure you have a designated driver for everyone's boats. Especially if you are flying Trump banners and/or American flags and have a Democrat Sheriff like we do.

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LightSpeedTrumpTrain 3 points ago +3 / -0

always man! thanks for looking out!

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JohnWickParabellum 1 point ago +1 / -0

: )

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horsefacestorm 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is the best way, I'll be doing this as well. And the fireworks around the lake are usually great.

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HockeyMom4Trump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ah yes, be sure to give the government that money for a fishing license! How dare someone be able to fish without the government getting some cash.

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JohnWickParabellum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Miss being on the ocean or near tidal fresh water... no license for recreational fishing required, just be ready for those random Coast Guard boarding parties.

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FreedomIsntFree 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly, do whatever you want and do it proud! Utilize that freedom!

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JohnWickParabellum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Enjoy yours too, just bought a nice beef tenderloin to dry age before the fourth and roast on the boat. My better half is going to get meat thrown at her all day long! Ha! Ha! (She actually loves rare to medium rare like me. A true carnivore!)

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Based_and_proud 11 points ago +11 / -0

Couldn't be more right.

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Seenev 9 points ago +9 / -0

Exactly

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ScottyGunn 9 points ago +9 / -0

Locally, they are having "virtual fireworks", rerun videos of last year's fireworks on their websites...so lame. I suspect they are just doing it for budget reasons, and not really covid.

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TheTPL 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep, you're correct.

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Agree. Many of these closures are budgetary. They have locked all the bathrooms at our public parks. Now wouldn’t soap and water be a good thing during a pandemic?

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PatriotGuard 8 points ago +8 / -0

This Fourth of July feels different than many others we have seen in the past. This one cannot be taken for granted. This is where we must take our stand. Our Fourth of July is NON NEGOTIABLE. It is our nation's birthday and our call to freedom. We must be brave and stand up to these redcoats now.

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daveywavey86 6 points ago +6 / -0

my wife and i are driving up to idaho from the bay area to enjoy REAL american july 4th, only to find out that they are cancelling like all the july 4th celebrations state-wide! WTF? idaho, the last decent place to me is kneeling to the COVID mob, this is crap! any idaho pedes here wanna meet up and celebrate in style? we'll be in the lower parts (boise, idaho falls, meridian, etc.)

we are looking to buy property out in ID within the next 4 years and leave this dump behind. cant take liberal bay area anymore. got a kid on the way, so that might damper things..

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daveywavey86 1 point ago +1 / -0

oh 10-4, i've heard about changing the plates ASAP, and would definitely be doing that. i have no love/support for the CA govt or way of life out here. i simply live here because my wife got a job out here. neither of us are PC, and we both make fun of basically everything out here. we look forward to embracing all that the gem state offers. trust me, leaving this place and all its garbage behind will not be an issue. we dont have any wealth anyway, so i think it'll be a pretty smooth transition. plus, you already know we vote trump ;)

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TheTPL 6 points ago +6 / -0

If I had the property and money I'd love to fire an entire artillery barrage on Independence Day.

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Jaqen 6 points ago +6 / -0

Philadelphia, birthplace of our great nation, cancelled their Independence Day firework celebration.

You can watch the previous year’s fireworks on TV instead, they say.

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MikesBigJockstrap 4 points ago +4 / -0

Finally, someone standing up for Michelle

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 5 points ago +5 / -0

Where I am, they cancelled the boat parade. A boat parade is perfect as far a social distancing goes, every participant is on their own boat and all the spectators are on their own docks.

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PatrickSebast 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's insane. I understand canceling fireworks. Tax revenue will be way down this year and a lot of people won't come out anyway. Canceling a boat parade that should be mostly free is idiotic.

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CashMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would LOVE to be arrested for the crime of celebrating the 4th of July.

Please. Come get me.

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Femprep 4 points ago +4 / -0

For all the cities who are cancelling due to lack of funds, maybe they should find out what happened to the fireworks Hillary’s campaign didn’t end up using and see if they can get them on the cheap.

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20MagnusKonrad20 4 points ago +4 / -0

Demoralizing the populace really is the name of the game isn't it? Logically, a big celebration or at the very least a visible fireworks extravaganza would be more important this year than any in recent memory because it should be something we can all unite behind.

But the left doesn't want that. They want us demoralized, divided and divesting ourselves from national pride.

Having said that, I can't wait to see what GEOTUS has in store for us on that most sacred of days.

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LibertyStillMatters 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s like the meme from a few months ago. ‘I really hope our mandatory stay at home lockdown is over by July 4th so we can celebrate our independence!’.

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SoldierofKek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah this.

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LibertyOverSecurity 3 points ago +3 / -0

Raving lunatic BLM can shoot fireworks in downtown NY, but you lowlifes better put your masks on and stay indoors.

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luckygirl 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sadly this is what's happening near me.

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VetforTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shit you not I brought that up T a brief for the fourth of july. Ridiculous they were so hung up on us having stopping it.. I'd go block a street so every kid could light their fireworks off safrely.

I love that shir, set em off be fucking free. Caution don't burn down any shit by accident unless its an antifa fag. And Lso, ensure ample armed aDults are around as added safety for the children. HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY EVERYDAY.

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dem mayors be like "Here's the plan: We cancel all public fireworks displays, and make up some crap about there being a drought or about emergency services being spread thin and tell everyone they can't light fireworks at home.

For the icing on the cake we pay social media influencers to spread the word that every fourth house on every block has a dog that is deathly scared of fireworks and that firing any would upset the dog and the owners who have to go into work early the next day. Also encourage people to capture firework shooting on video and report them to the police and post the video online to shame the homeowners."

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Nalgahyde 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lots of fireworks going off around my house. No cuckoldry around these parts. There was even a good-sized car show in the parking lot by a fireworks tent near my house. AMERICA...FUCK YEAH!!!

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Deaf_MAGA_Pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Late to the party but yeah this town I live in, is really pissed off the mayor canceled 4th of July this year so for the last two weeks, people have been lighting fireworks and this town just saw a rise in noise complaints regarding fireworks, nearly tripling the amount from last year.

Yeah people are really pissed, that's for sure!

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McFatty7 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most towns in New Jersey have already canceled 4th of July. You can probably count on one hand (maybe 2) the towns that are still hosting it.

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NoahGav 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank God I live in a republican area. We haven't been locked down for like 2 months now and the firework sales are already started. We will be firing freedom into the air on the 4th.

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Ebbie8708 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pfft. We have fires all over northern Arizona and people in the valley will be all like ‘AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!’

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Space_Force 1 point ago +1 / -0

I bought so many fireworks this year and I'm OK with that.