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posted ago by BannedbyRed ago by BannedbyRed +31 / -0

So, in Kansas City Missouri where I live masks are now mandatory for people to wear when they’re in public. But there are no regulations on what a mask is.

I think I’m going to get some clean white underwear draw a brown streak on them and put them on my head. I’m not joking. Maybe I will leave them clean.

But I’ll also wear a T-shirt that says:

“ does a piece of cloth keep people from smelling your farts? No? Then why would it protect from a virus?

And put a quote on the back of the shirt from Dr. Fauci saying that masks dont do anything

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George 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think what I will do is take some duct tape and put in on my mouth and nostrils. That way I will never get covid and when I suffocate and die I will still have died of covid.

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OneTypoComment 3 points ago +3 / -0

they did the same thing in WA, but so far most people are not complying. I started carrying around some cheese cloth in my pocket just in case they push the issue with me, but I don't think they will.

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