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rooftoptendie 247 points ago +252 / -5

GEOTUS WANTS OUR HELP!!!!!

These fools have no idea how bad their worlds are about to get rocked.

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SirSeizureSalad 137 points ago +138 / -1

15 of the FBI were investigating the garage door loop... that was pretty pressing.

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holytrpbatman 25 points ago +25 / -0

Hey, they were "on it". Don't be such a negative Nancy.

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skumario 9 points ago +11 / -2

Its ok to be a doubting Thomas.

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streakybacon 6 points ago +7 / -1

Imagine having a job blatantly robbing taxpayers like that.

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GenderlessWookie 2 points ago +3 / -1

And they have so much pride.

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anon1011101 5 points ago +6 / -1

The FBI is too busy interviewing terrorists and letting them go on to commit bombings and mass shootings

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CQVFEFE 1 point ago +2 / -1

15 of the FBI were investigating the garage door loop... that was pretty pressing.

I finally saw a decent closeup of the thing today. The left and Bubba claim it was a noose. It wasn't.

Hangman's knots traditionally have 13 wraps of the rope above the noose. The NASCAR one had only 12. :)

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winsome 1 point ago +2 / -1

Heard the Osundario bros testified to a grand jury, lol.

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EdisonHwy 0 points ago +1 / -1

Wray has his priorities.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 32 points ago +34 / -2

When half the FBI is waiting outside the Boogaloo Boys' tree house waiting for those white supremacists to say the N-word .. well, that takes manpower.

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thegeebeebee 12 points ago +15 / -3

They're too busy jacking it to those hunting trophy photos they took on the bodies at Waco.

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WU_HAN_FRU 26 points ago +27 / -1

Those people are mostly on the side of the criminals, or afraid to go against supervisors who are.

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GentleGentile 14 points ago +19 / -5

Excellent point. It's great Trump's trying to get anything done, but sad that he has to reach out to ordinary citizens because F.I.B. is too busy trying to entrap nationalists or investigate pull-cord "nooses"

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wilstjb 1 point ago +2 / -1

36 months probation.

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cbonez416 42 points ago +43 / -1

4chan to the rescue. They are the professionals!!

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Brucesky420 38 points ago +39 / -1

They've already found 1 guy, they think they might be on to a second

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NormaJeanRocks 17 points ago +18 / -1

No shit? Awesome

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The_Litehaus_Abides 22 points ago +23 / -1

I was just on there and anons had found 2 now. They're saying how pathetic the Park Service is because these 2 guys were already giving interviews on the news and shit (beforehand) but the President has to ask citizens for help.

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cuckslasher 14 points ago +15 / -1

MEME MAGIC IS RETURNING

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golfbrora 9 points ago +10 / -1

I wonder if GEOTUS and Tucker Carlson had a get together last night. Just wondering. Judge Janine is picking up the thread right now.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 2 points ago +3 / -1

Could you imagine being put on blast by GEOTUS, especially without being a public figure?