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Lindsey Graham is on fire. Look at the letter he sent to Jack Dorsey! (media.patriots.win) 🔥 FIRE & FURY 💥
posted ago by kratomlol ago by kratomlol +2578 / -0
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aqua27 135 points ago +135 / -0

Oh no a letter Linds you have a backbone of steel

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20KAG20 45 points ago +46 / -1

A letter than threatens another letter with STERN wording!

Fucking remove the 230 protection already. No more warnings

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slickrock 14 points ago +14 / -0

I sure hope Senator Lesbian Grahamnesty sought approval from the Demorats before he unilaterally sent this letter!

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TrumpaSorosFlex 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wonder how many kids he's raped on camera to be blackmailed so completely

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Italians_Invented_2A 4 points ago +5 / -1

I'd prefer a SWAT team to go to their office and arrest every executive for subversion.

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HanAssholeSolo 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Hawaiian judge will never let that happen.

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HillaryAteMyBaby 3 points ago +3 / -0

No. Executive orders are just... orders... telling federal employees what to do. They aren't laws.

He could sign an executive order saying any federal employees caught using twitter at work are fired. That's about it.

When it comes to domestic issues, the president doesn't have much real power.

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Italians_Invented_2A 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's not true, the president has enormous power because the federal employees have a huge margin of maneuver in what they do.

For example Trump could send ICE to every workplace and deport millions of illegal immigrants.

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SiBear117 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congress could also do their LEGISLATIVE job for a change. 🙄

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Italians_Invented_2A 2 points ago +2 / -0

But then what will the judicial branch do, if Congress takes its job?

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Ch138 2 points ago +4 / -2

Can't he just sign an order, banning social media?

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Bigus_Dickus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Graham might even threaten to show him the ladybugs

A true threat that would be

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TJac 77 points ago +78 / -1

Well crap ! I don't know if this satire or not.

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lenisnore 5 points ago +5 / -0

Clearly satire lol

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HotRoastedNuts 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's great satire because it describes exactly what Lindsay would do.

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MusicToMyEars 48 points ago +48 / -0

I’m sure Dorsey is shaking in his Jack boots...

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ihatespeech 41 points ago +41 / -0

Everyone knows or thinks he's gay, so that can't be what they're blackmailing him with. It must be little boys.

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PezzShivers 22 points ago +24 / -2

No. He is an establishment Republican. He is the same as Romney, Flake, McCain, Ryan, Bush. They are ALL vut from the same cloth.

The ONLY reason Lindsey Graham defended Kavanaugh the way he did was because George Bush came out a day or 2 before and was still supporting Kavanaugh. Kavanaugh woking for the Bush's earlier in his career saved him.

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Au_contrarian 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's not gay, just light in the loafers. Wouldn't be anything wrong with that, except that in Graham's case it would make him a hypocrite.

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Au_contrarian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, primarily because he repeatedly denies being gay.

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Au_contrarian 1 point ago +1 / -0

Against ending don't ask don't tell, against gay marriage, etc. Maybe technically he could take these kinds of positions without being a hypocrite because he's never married nor has he been openly gay while in the military. But I think he would be perceived as a hypocrite because he advocates these positions while asserting that he's not gay.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 4 points ago +4 / -0

They aren't blackmailing him with little boys, they are bribing him with little boys.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Facts he’s gay all right

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polk_high_4_td 25 points ago +25 / -0

Lindsay Graham 2.0 came loaded with bloatware.

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GigEmAgs1876 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nah dawg, this is straight Graham7.2 edition, complete with mandatory McAfee, Norton, and BonziBuddy installs! Hashtag "BigNutsLindsey" (because he has a very large walnut tree in the backyard of his tax-payer funded South Carolina estate).

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QuantumRemedy 4 points ago +4 / -0

oh shit, BonziBuddy!

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hereticpatriot 23 points ago +24 / -1

Apparently the DOJ is about to drop the hammer on Google. When that indictment drops, it’ll get even worse. Silicon Valley will turn it up to 11 because this election could be their deathbeds.

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thedontaw 5 points ago +5 / -0

Where did you hear/read that?

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AlphaNathan 10 points ago +10 / -0

There could be a massive financial settlement in addition to a negotiated Consent Decree. Within the decree terms, we could even see a break-up.

Man you can't just get my hopes up like this.

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Grief 2 points ago +2 / -0

"according to the people, who weren’t authorized to speak on the record because the investigation is ongoing."

We're just as bad about posting fake news with no actual source as CNN.

Edit: Also, it says they'll bring a case "in the next few months", which can be translated into "keep waiting for the happening, it'll come after the election. We promise!"

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hereticpatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sundance is the finest journalist/analyst there is today. If you compare him to CNN, what the fuck are you doing here?

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Grief 1 point ago +1 / -0

He wrote an article with no quoteable sources. My only point was we criticize CNN and other outlets for doing the same thing. If you don't have a source it's just made up news.

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Grief 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh I'm aware, people are just hypocrites and will believe anonymous sources when it benefits them but not when it's coming from the Left. I HOPE it's true, would be great, but accepting it as fact is a stretch.

Journalism is dead. Journalists shouldn't even be able to post an article without a source.

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thedontaw 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks for the link, pede, I appreciate you citing your sources!

Although I gotta say:

... two individuals familiar with the discussions said Friday.

Sounds an awful lot like "Sources familiar with Trump's thinking said... "

I'll watch and see what happens.

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hereticpatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hear you, but I don’t think Sundance would have wrote this up if he wasn’t very confident.

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NdNcenti 12 points ago +12 / -0

I read this as, I shall taunt you for a 2nd time. In my mind ha ha

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keepwinning 10 points ago +10 / -0

Poe's law on display. Well done.

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FitOfficial 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oooooooh Lindsey going 3.0 better watch out!

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Crusade 7 points ago +7 / -0

Watch out fellas, lindsey is gonna bring out the red pen for the next letter

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Qwikphaze 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is a shit post right?

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Juzeza 5 points ago +5 / -0

Kek

I love this strongly worded letter meme

Fucking pathetic faggots

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OhLollyLollyPop 4 points ago +4 / -0

Graham talks big, but never does anything.

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tigertime 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shouldn't this be tagged as "Shitpost" or is this really what counts as "Fire and Fury" these days?

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xBigCoffinHunter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Someone send this to the useless fuck

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journalist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lindsey Graham personifies everything that is wrong with the Republican Party.

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a_chill_bro 4 points ago +4 / -0

If he doesn’t listen Lady G might have to come down to his office and give him an oral presentation.

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DearCow 3 points ago +3 / -0

PS: Thanks for all the donations!

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MAGAnic316 3 points ago +3 / -0

There are rumours that very soon he may even wave his finger at Jack. Twitter's crisis counsellors are already prepared

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 3 points ago +3 / -0

both. stunning and brave.

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Trump2k20 3 points ago +3 / -0

Go gettum Lindsey! Givem the old blah, blah, blah, blah, blah......

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Batch77 3 points ago +3 / -0

He must think he is from England, who is the guy that went to germany and told hitler not to invade poland. He was caught with child trafficking, he is owned. Just like all the rest.

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HazelHen 3 points ago +3 / -0

All talk, no action.

Lindsey is your enemy.

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DrAugustBalls 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lindsey 2.0 was so promising.

Looks like someone wiped the hard drive and reinstalled the original OS, because current Lindsey is useless.

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ValeyForge 2 points ago +2 / -0

You almost got me!

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Bucktooth34 2 points ago +2 / -0

There is a rumor that Reddit is doing a mass banning of subs on Monday. Just passing it along.

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Muttsbitetoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

He even used his angry ink pen.

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PepperJackButter2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

You must send this letter to two Twitter employees you know or bad luck will follow you for 7 years.

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Kingofdaswing 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm convinced Lindsy is a snake, he's like mittens.

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CaptainThiefDotWin 2 points ago +2 / -0

NOW we’re getting somewhere!

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Liberty_For_All 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude, I actually fell for it. I was like”yeah I fucking bet he is” and BAM! It hit me. Nice work bud.

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marvinthehaggler 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hans Brix, aw naw!

Whaddaya gonna do Hans? Write me a lettah?

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redditadminssuckit 2 points ago +3 / -1

Please tell me this is a shitpost

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StaryHickory 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just use Parler,

We do need to revoke section 230 protections though.

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MAGANatsFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Needs a shitpost flare

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IncredibleMrE1 1 point ago +1 / -0

TOP KEK. Well done.

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rootGoose 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where's the *SHITPOST* flair?

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KS-76- 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please cease and desist or I will be forced to drop a MOAL Mother of All Letters on your ass.

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LionTed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lindsey Graham 1.0

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Grief 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honestly, this is probably what his subpoenas look like.

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Demokraut_No_More 1 point ago +1 / -0

Laughable Lindsey. With us today, against us tomorrow.

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streakybacon 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean...at least a letter would be a start!

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Westy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I feel like he's mocking us and himself