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LearnAboutRoaches 113 points ago +114 / -1

These are federal ‘pound me in the ass’ charges

Back up in your ass with the resurrection

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mugatucrazypills 52 points ago +52 / -0

Samir is that you ?

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LearnAboutRoaches 35 points ago +35 / -0

Samir is that you ?

No one in this country can pronounce my name right. I mean it's not that hard. I mean, 'Ni-i-na-najaad', Niinanajaad.

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BasedTexasCPA 14 points ago +14 / -0

Naga-, naga-, not gonna work here anymore

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HanAssholeSolo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah, well at least your name isn’t Michael Bolton.

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mugatucrazypills 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not gonna work here anymore .

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Jsa9 7 points ago +7 / -0

Samir is based

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VoterIDMatters 16 points ago +16 / -0

The kind of chicks that would do me at the same time would

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BaconIsNotHaram 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hey Peter man check out channel 9! It’s the breast exam!

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FuckRioters 6 points ago +6 / -0

With only 1 cup

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buttfuckmebigfoot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, who doesn’t want some of that hot, hot bull dyke lesbian prisoner puss?

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 18 points ago +18 / -0

What is it you say you do around here?

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 9 points ago +9 / -0

I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?

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MooCow1980 12 points ago +13 / -1

It's the group harder than an erection

That shows no affection

They wanna ban us on Capitol Hill

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LearnAboutRoaches 11 points ago +11 / -0

Cause it's "Die muthafuckas, die muthafuckas!" still

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WU_HAN_FRU 4 points ago +4 / -0

I...I...I...I I think it's something in the water, man.

It's got to be somethin' in the water.

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Jeffs42885 12 points ago +12 / -0

But at least I didn’t sleep with bill lumberg

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BaconIsNotHaram 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lumberg FUCKED her

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MAGAmemnon 4 points ago +4 / -0

He showed her his ‘oh’ face.

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Mexicola1976 53 points ago +53 / -0

Yep. The Feds don't fuck around and they have pretty much unlimited resources. And there's no parole in the federal system- You have to serve atleast 85% of the time.

Every once in awhile, the Feds are lenient. But you better have some useful information.

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OneTypoComment 38 points ago +38 / -0

useful information

that's how we find out who's funding these terrorists

hint, it's Soros

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Raindrops1984 14 points ago +14 / -0

Or, we agree to take a very long collective blink as a country and allow Mossad and Spetnaz to race to see who can redecorate his home in red first.

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ADAM_SCHITT 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's Soros but he'll do it through like 5 layers of America hating "progressive" organizations so it won't be traceable back to him.

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OneTypoComment 5 points ago +5 / -0

arrests trickle up, and so do deals. You don't get the drug kingpin without going for the pushers.

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Illinoyed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Would love to see ACT BLUE’s fingerprints all over this

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mike_rithjin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Worth noting, that you lose the right to vote, too.

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MaxineWatersGravel 40 points ago +40 / -0

Hey Peter! Watch your corn hole, man.

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leakmouth 11 points ago +12 / -1

Love that dude. ‘merica

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analog_shitposter 9 points ago +9 / -0

Based

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July_1776 18 points ago +18 / -0

Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9! Check out this chick!!!

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leakmouth 31 points ago +32 / -1

Damn. If they had just attempted a coup to unseat Trump they could’ve gotten a book deal and a job teaching ethics at an elite college