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Apersonofinterest 69 points ago +69 / -0

She was just complaining recently that no men want to date her. Gee, I wonder why.

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Futuramawe 28 points ago +29 / -1

She's your typical bang 'em and leave 'em type libtard that attracts nothing but dudes (and sometimes women) who just want to use them up and leave.

SPEZ: I just searched for an article about her not dating and found a gem. What a crazy world where, between Charlize Theron and Seth Rogen, it would turn out to be Charlize that can't find a partner! Hollywood is as fucking backward as it gets.

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NormaJeanRocks 26 points ago +26 / -0

Seth Rogen is a leftwing cuck crazy fuck too.

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Peashout 24 points ago +24 / -0

Think he meant Seth is ugly as fuck, while that other one is kinda hot.

Just cover the crazy eyes.

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Throwawaycuzmeh 30 points ago +31 / -1

Seth has money and influence in Hollywood, so he can easily date tons of young, beautiful women. I’m talking countless 18-23 year old 9s and 10s, probably until the day he dies.

Charlize Theron is wired the exact same way as those women, which means she wants a man with equal or greater status and resources. This narrows her potential dating pool down to rich and/or beautiful men. Problem is: those guys aren’t interested in a 20-years-past-her-prime actress with tons of baggage. Charlize was one of the most desirable women in the world two decades ago. Today? She’s competing with 20-year old cashiers. Because men value youth and beauty, not status.

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TearofLys 14 points ago +14 / -0

Her looks are fading fast though. In that pic, do you see a Hollwood starlet, or a senator from Massachusetts?

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NormaJeanRocks 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yea too bad she's insane because she is hot.

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ScullyMully 4 points ago +4 / -0

Canadian

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rooftoptendie 18 points ago +18 / -0

Tom Hardy had to do Mad Max with her and they barely made it through the movie because Tom HATED her on first sight. Then she said from then on that it was she who couldn't stand him. I'd bet you a gorillion dollars she expected she was going to have sex with him, and when he denied her even mild flirtation (probably because he's happily married) it hurt her pride so much she pretended to hate him.

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Futuramawe 8 points ago +8 / -0

This makes me love Tom Hardy even more.

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rooftoptendie 8 points ago +8 / -0

he's so great, he and his wife fell madly in love playing the lead roles in wuthering heights, and theyve been together ever since.

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Futuramawe 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good to know. I don't know ANYTHING about his private life or his politics, so that was always a plus in my book. Just be a good actor and don't pretend you're God's gift to politics.

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Apersonofinterest 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gotta stay away from those crazy liberal women or before you know it, you’ll be stuck raising the United Nations and carrying her purse.

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incogneato 3 points ago +4 / -1

Charlize Theron is/was one of the most stunningly beautiful women on the planet. Rather encouraging to learn that maybe looks aren't everything after all.

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Italians_Invented_2A 9 points ago +9 / -0

Have you ever met her? If not how can you tell?

Any woman who is even remotely in shape can look beautiful on a movie or on professional photos.

Female beauty is very common.

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