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Captntrouble 274 points ago +275 / -1

You just gotta look it up

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inspir3dgenius 123 points ago +124 / -1

"Well if you can't be bothered to educate yourself then I can't help you"

  • Any Libshit Ever
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inspir3dgenius 62 points ago +62 / -0

"I'm too lazy for this discussion"

  • Every Libshit when called out
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drachennwolf 46 points ago +46 / -0

"Your white fragility is showing."

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FreeAndHostile 25 points ago +25 / -0

I've heard that so much lately. The actual book is garbage, and sounds like it was written by a 7th grader. I'd argue that black fragility is the reason BLM exists in the face of overwhelming facts that their talking points don't exist. Antifa just exists because they've been indoctrinated to be ashamed theyre white.

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MrJohnson 18 points ago +18 / -0

"I'm oppressed because white ladies cross the street when they see me coming!"
Talk about being a fragile little biiiaaatch

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MipMapp 6 points ago +6 / -0

“You white men are so fragile! Btw men who sit with their legs slightly apart are oppressors who feel entitled to women’s spaces! I demand the city put up posters to tell you to mash your testes with your thighs! Air conditioning is sexist! Clapping triggers PTSD!

“Lol white men be so fragile”

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tankmanban 5 points ago +5 / -0

I still love how some of the left denies antifa even exists. Lmfao

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FuckRioters 7 points ago +7 / -0

You just have to laugh at them, it takes some serious levels of stupidity or indoctrination to believe that "white fragility" nonsense.

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Fizbin7 2 points ago +2 / -0

"That's nothing - your ass is hanging out of the center of your face".

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HanAssholeSolo 20 points ago +20 / -0

“I’m so offended you would even think differently than me!”

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Tyrone_biggums 10 points ago +10 / -0

The most annoying and odious is when they accuse their opponent of not being “intellectually honest.” So if I think your ideas are misguided, I’m a liar?

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behemoth887 13 points ago +13 / -0

it's more like "i have no argument therefore i have won"

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Krysdavar 5 points ago +5 / -0

"I have no argument, therefore I call you racist, xeno, mysog, whatever fits my fancy at the time"

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katsumi27 12 points ago +12 / -0

I don’t really know what I’m talking about and am hoping you do the homework for me

-Every Shitlib ever.

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Westonian 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll do that after I go back and forth for a dozen or so comments and they just won't stop spewing bullshit.

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sunwolf87 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'd just say "It's in section 1a of the Go Fuck Yourself You Commie Fuck Act"...

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MegaMagaManX 21 points ago +21 / -0

Great mic drop, then walk away!

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Please_Clap 12 points ago +12 / -0

"Ignorantia juris non excusat" or "ignorantia legis neminem excusat" aka "ignorance of the law is not an excuse""

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Bluestorm83 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Stupidity is no excuse!" Grand Nagus Zek, having just learned that Quark's financial advisor was a (gasp) Female.

"Stupidity is no excuse..." Quark, moments later, after Zek tried to deflect having ALSO followed this female's financial advice.

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inspir3dgenius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah, DS9. How I pine for the days when activism on-screen was subtle and artfully done.

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Bluestorm83 3 points ago +3 / -0

If someone comes up with a clever way to make me think about a thing I've never seen as a problem, that's GOOD. When I think about it, of my own volition, I may come to the conclusion that we could do better, sure, but it ALSO lets me come to the conclusion that things are fine, and it's peoples perceptions that are skewed.

You ever see Star Trek Continues? There's an episode where Captain Kirk (played by Vic Mignogna here,) gets assigned to a tribunal to decide if a woman deserves to be assigned as Captain to a Constitution Class ship; this will be a big deal, as she would be the first Female Constitution Class captain, and indeed the first Female Federation Captain to Captain a ship that is the same class as the current Flagship. And he looks into the matter, and he's upset! It seems that she was denied this promotion in the past, because her previous captain is a Tellarite, and Tellarite values frown on women in high authority positions. So Kirk is like, "That's terrible! I'll go and tell her that we won't let this discrimination stand!"

But when he meets her, turns out she's a GIGANTIC bitch, and blames all of her failings on sexism! Maybe she DOESN'T deserve this promotion after all!

Star Trek Continues really is an interesting series. Non Canon, but SO SO similar to the original Trek. A bunch of added female characters, attempts to address modern issues, but it doesn't get too preachy. A little preachy, but not too much. But it DOES have Lou Ferrigno as an Orion Slaver. Worth watching if you can deal with a little preachiness and would like to see how fans would bridge the gap between the end of the Original Series and the first Trek movie.

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Jabblemonkey1 2 points ago +2 / -0

I liked it better than any of the later official series.

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Bluestorm83 2 points ago +2 / -0

Agreed.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep, the same people who reject any source of information other than Fake News. You can provide those idiots with a direct quote from the actual source and they will still reject it because it hasn't been processed and parsed through their misleadia propaganda machine that tells them what they should think about it.

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TruthyBrat 32 points ago +33 / -1

I heard that as a very low-key “Mr. Cumho.”

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thuggishruggishtrump 22 points ago +22 / -0

I find it disturbing that everyone literally has a handheld computer in the palm of their hands that they can't keep their eyes away from yet these very same individuals have absolutely no self awareness or critical thinking skills.

I can't fault people all the way though because I recently realized just how much Google suppresses search results, for example if you search pizzagate on Google nothing pops up but fake news articles "debunking" it as right wing conspiracy theories.

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weebrian 13 points ago +14 / -1

Shit, people have a computer In their hand that can spell any word for them, and they still misspell everything. Just plain lazy.

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ImpeachTheWitchHunt 9 points ago +10 / -1

Or genius. If you get what I’m putting down.

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Moloch 7 points ago +7 / -0

Covfefe anyone?

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MamaLlama4DJT2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are you reading my mind? I literally had this thought today, too.

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Block_Helen 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's BECAUSE they have the handheld computer that they have no critical thinking skills.

The computer spits out their ideas predigested and ready to deploy, and they comply.

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cuckslasher 3 points ago +3 / -0

mobile devices are cancer

i have been online since day 1 and started using pcs in the late 80s

mobile devices only enable you to consume not to create in any meaningful way

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tankmanban 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mid 90s here.

The kind of shit I posted as a youngin is the same kind of retard trolling and uneducated arguments I'm seeing from blue checkmark adults and retarded leftists. I grew up. I guess they never did.

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Block_Helen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Totally agree. I have a flip phone. People often admire it and say they wish they still had one.

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Afeazo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Before the internet stupid people had no voice or platform. Now we can get millions of retards all into one echo chamber.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

Congress?

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Block_Helen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep and that didn't use to be the case. If you only use Google and don't know exactly what you're looking for, you ain't gonna find it.

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KeyboardWarrior 10 points ago +10 / -0

Came here to say this.

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AmericanJawa 2 points ago +2 / -0

The one comment this thread most needed.

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Brucesky420 4 points ago +4 / -0

You shouldn't even have to look it up, no fucking shit it's illegal to destroy someone elses property. The fact it has to even be proven shows how fucking moronic these people are

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spaceforce_chaplain 116 points ago +116 / -0

Little dude's so busy pwning losers that he doesn't even have time to cook his ramen.

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WeinerLapTop 63 points ago +63 / -0

Its a full time job in clown world.

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Zerocool777 21 points ago +22 / -1

lmao!!!! Does dry uncooked ramen even taste good? Im confused on why people would eat it that way. (I find it hard to chew and swallow.)

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NormaJeanRocks 17 points ago +17 / -0

Dont know why anyone would voluntarily do it, but this reminds me of back in high school in the 90's when we had open campus for lunch and everyone would walk across the street to the gas station to smoke, and buy these noodles and eat them like this guy does because it would take too long to wait in line to cook them. I've never done it though.

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Redleg37 5 points ago +5 / -0

I used to do it when I was a kid and didn’t want to cook it because it took too long.

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mmmm. Taste like nostalgia

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YoJimbo 15 points ago +15 / -0

I ate it raw on a backpacking trip. Needed calories but we were low on water, so no cooking; conserved water for drinking. I thought it tasted good. But later that trip we also ate Velveeta and shells mixed with old El Paso, beans, and corn and thought that tasted good too.

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Redleg37 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s amazing how good just about any food tastes once you start rationing it; except MREs, they always suck.

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123breadman 3 points ago +3 / -0

People on the internet think MREs taste great for some reason.

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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because they basically grew up on MREs (frozen dinners and processed, packaged and boxed food)

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

I ate a 12 hr old subway sandwich (yes. With mayonnaise) that sat in a hot florida sun baked car all day while i did boxing practice and then swam 20 miles. That sandwich is the reason I like lettuce now. And it was brown.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have had it in an Asian chicken salad and it was good. It provided a nice crunchy texture.

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Amaroq64 8 points ago +8 / -0

I eat the small pieces that fall off in the package because I don't want to waste it.

I actually like it. I can't explain how it tastes, but it's good.

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Trump2024 12 points ago +12 / -0

It tastes slightly like several months old Elmer's glue stuck to pasta from your kids art mosaic that fell off the refrigerator door.

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Amaroq64 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think it could depend on the brand. Everyone thinks of the cheapest brand, Maruchan or whatever, but I spend the extra money and get Shin Ramyun (spicy) on amazon because it's way better.

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

Agreed. Spending the extra ten cents is a worthwhile expenditure.

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ImpeachTheWitchHunt 3 points ago +4 / -1

😂 I was picturing you picking that up off the floor, doing a Barr shrug and eating it, for science, of course.

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

The funny thing is that I don't have kids so had to try it at my neighbors house.

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Pedeville 8 points ago +8 / -0

I actually do that myself, but dont actually like it and now I feel retarded because it's cheap as dirt

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HillaryHasNoDick 7 points ago +7 / -0

It literally tastes like nothing until you add the flavor packet lmao

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ProphetOfKek 15 points ago +15 / -0

He has access to plenty of salty water to boil them though.

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seaside_dreams 11 points ago +12 / -1

OMG Have you ever stepped on that suff on the floor where some inconsiderate teenager hasn't swept it up!? It's like a nail. I can't believe he's eatin' that.

Funny lil' fella though. Do enjoy the Mister Commode line.

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Pedeville 7 points ago +7 / -0

He doesnt need to, he runs on 100% pure leftist 'reeeeee'

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AsaNisiMAGA 67 points ago +67 / -0

Long live the Ramen King!

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The_Litehaus_Abides 30 points ago +30 / -0

This is his Twitter account. He got something like 60K followers in one day after his video went viral.

https://twitter.com/somedude187

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AsaNisiMAGA 11 points ago +11 / -0

That's awesome. =D

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hillaryforprison 6 points ago +6 / -0

Crunchy dry ramen. What a beast!

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GeauxTrump20 33 points ago +33 / -0

I love this guy he’s like “get wrekt noob”😀

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ProphetOfKek 19 points ago +19 / -0

If you don’t enforce laws, then those laws become suggestions. And suggestions can be ignored.

They really think there are no consequences for their actions, because mommy and daddy never spanked them. And our government has done a shit job applying the law.

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ProphetOfKek 11 points ago +11 / -0

Selective enforcement of the law is cancer.

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Staatssicherheit 8 points ago +8 / -0

Prosecutorial discretion is one of the manifestations. Having an entire branch of government made up of solely one profession is the cause.

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MetaMagaMatters 2 points ago +2 / -0

The kind of idiots that argue pouring accelerent on an already burning Wendy's shouldn't considered arson.

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MetaMagaMatters 2 points ago +2 / -0

news on reddit has reached redacted proportions.

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FuckRioters 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unless you are some 16 year old?

Maybe a 6 year old wouldn't know? If you don't know defacing property is illegal by the age of 16, you've got serious problems.

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magabigleague2 34 points ago +34 / -0

He already provided us with this meme format. We just have to use it.

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chikun_tendies 3 points ago +3 / -0

We just gotta look it up.*

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MAGADUDE 15 points ago +15 / -0

Look it up!

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Iamnotademocrat 13 points ago +13 / -0

He is the best

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 10 points ago +10 / -0

Love the ramen dude.

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Greg_the_Grim_Doctor 6 points ago +6 / -0

You charge Antifa with:

(1) conspiracy, in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 371;

(2) any monument on public property commemorating service of any person in United States armed forces under 18 U.S.C. § 1369;

(3) depredation of government property in violation of 18 U.S.C. § 1361; and

(4) trespass under 18 U.S.C. § 1382.

I am an old Anon, but I remember some Black guys and white cunt tried to blow up the Statue of Liberty's head. They obviously went to prison. United States v. Bowe, 360 F.2d 1 (2d Cir. 1966).

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wonderfreeheromale 5 points ago +5 / -0

Based Raman consumer!

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thegeebeebee 4 points ago +5 / -1

The leftist political monopoly near me is saying that they won't prosecute because the government is thinking about removing them, anyway.

We have to do better at documenting the links between the DNC and their hate-troops they send in the streets and here to sow discord.

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sgt_richard 4 points ago +4 / -0

RTFM!

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CheckorHold 4 points ago +4 / -0

wE'rE tHe GoVeRnMeNt

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ILearnedToCode 1 point ago +1 / -0

A lifetime supply of ramen would only cost a few hundred bucks lol

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Salacious_B_Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cummo btfo.

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cbonez416 3 points ago +3 / -0

This guy was great

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Shill_Deportatron1 2 points ago +2 / -0

The argument has become "Reeeee it's our property cause of taxes"

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TheThreeSeashells 1 point ago +1 / -0

I haven't seen this argument yet, but wow the amount of possible comebacks that would destroy it are endless.

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Commiewrecker17 2 points ago +2 / -0

Justgottalookitup

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SoldierofKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

my mistake...I thought it was a soy boy...Opps. Stand down red alert.

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el-y0y0s [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're on edge Pede. Relax, we're gonna win on Nov 3.

The memes are just getting started.

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SoldierofKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks dude. I think I'm gonna hit the weights and listen to the centipede song.

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ncstatesman 2 points ago +2 / -0

We better win this election because if a Demokrat wins these thugs will get pardoned as heros

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duallyford 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only people who have never eaten ramen noodles raw would downvote this.

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VeryDustyWeeb 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Left doesnt want to remove statues out of concern for the Black Community, they want to erase history, particularly their own history so people dont find out about the Disgusting past of the Democratic party.

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yeahbuddyFspez 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmao everyone instantly new this guy was a star the moment that video dropped.

Hilarious

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jiujiujiu 1 point ago +1 / -0

In the Marine Corps they used to tell us that getting a sunburn was destruction of government property and we would be charged for it. I still don’t know if it’s true. None of us dared complain about our sunburns.

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Ariel125 1 point ago +1 / -0

This guy eating the dry ramen tho 😂

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MAGA_conservative 1 point ago +1 / -0

Really hope this guy sticks around in meme format!!!

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Rossi46 1 point ago +1 / -0

This dude is hilarious

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FragoDelight 1 point ago +2 / -1

I’m worried about this guys sodium levels. Is flushing like that healthy?

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Dtxtb 1 point ago +1 / -0

I got page 11 for sun tan but these people can destroy statues and get away with it? That is some bullshit!

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Make_It_So 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sprinkling the flavor packet onto the dry ramen before each bite is essential.

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kinakosan 1 point ago +1 / -0

This guy is a hero.

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GGJanitor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hussein’s men killed patriots by claiming shit was a “monument”

So STFU LIBS

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christosgnosis 1 point ago +1 / -0

the raw ramen noodles guy! He's very famous!

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Ikeepforgettingmypw 1 point ago +1 / -0

Based noodle guy is one of the best internet moments of 2020. He deserves to make it on the year end review list

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Krysdavar 1 point ago +1 / -0

All you have to do is "Google it, asshole" (lol) Oh wait, will it show up in the search engine? :-)

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MAGApie 0 points ago +3 / -3

Why is that man holding an open pack of what looks like uncooked ramen? He doesn't look health.

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MetaMagaMatters 1 point ago +1 / -0

That noodle muncher just became my spirit animal

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sustainable_saltmine 6 points ago +6 / -0

it's a meme. theres a viral video of Chris Cuomo asking where it says protests have to be peaceful.

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123breadman 1 point ago +2 / -1

I said he looked like a dead beat, and got called a soy boy lol

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ImpeachTheWitchHunt 0 points ago +1 / -1

That hair? Where do you get hair like that? And where are his ears? This guy is amazeballs. Fucking super star.

Like a radio mentor of mine says: “brevity is the soul of wit.”

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MAGApie -2 points ago +2 / -4

Why is that man holding an open pack of what looks like uncooked ramen? He doesn't look health.

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Boruzu 1 point ago +1 / -0

This kid is hysterically funny.