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spaceforce_chaplain 116 points ago +116 / -0

Little dude's so busy pwning losers that he doesn't even have time to cook his ramen.

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WeinerLapTop 63 points ago +63 / -0

Its a full time job in clown world.

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Zerocool777 21 points ago +22 / -1

lmao!!!! Does dry uncooked ramen even taste good? Im confused on why people would eat it that way. (I find it hard to chew and swallow.)

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NormaJeanRocks 17 points ago +17 / -0

Dont know why anyone would voluntarily do it, but this reminds me of back in high school in the 90's when we had open campus for lunch and everyone would walk across the street to the gas station to smoke, and buy these noodles and eat them like this guy does because it would take too long to wait in line to cook them. I've never done it though.

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Redleg37 5 points ago +5 / -0

I used to do it when I was a kid and didn’t want to cook it because it took too long.

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mmmm. Taste like nostalgia

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YoJimbo 15 points ago +15 / -0

I ate it raw on a backpacking trip. Needed calories but we were low on water, so no cooking; conserved water for drinking. I thought it tasted good. But later that trip we also ate Velveeta and shells mixed with old El Paso, beans, and corn and thought that tasted good too.

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Redleg37 6 points ago +6 / -0

It’s amazing how good just about any food tastes once you start rationing it; except MREs, they always suck.

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123breadman 3 points ago +3 / -0

People on the internet think MREs taste great for some reason.

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

I ate a 12 hr old subway sandwich (yes. With mayonnaise) that sat in a hot florida sun baked car all day while i did boxing practice and then swam 20 miles. That sandwich is the reason I like lettuce now. And it was brown.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have had it in an Asian chicken salad and it was good. It provided a nice crunchy texture.

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Amaroq64 8 points ago +8 / -0

I eat the small pieces that fall off in the package because I don't want to waste it.

I actually like it. I can't explain how it tastes, but it's good.

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Trump2024 12 points ago +12 / -0

It tastes slightly like several months old Elmer's glue stuck to pasta from your kids art mosaic that fell off the refrigerator door.

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Amaroq64 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think it could depend on the brand. Everyone thinks of the cheapest brand, Maruchan or whatever, but I spend the extra money and get Shin Ramyun (spicy) on amazon because it's way better.

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ImpeachTheWitchHunt 3 points ago +4 / -1

😂 I was picturing you picking that up off the floor, doing a Barr shrug and eating it, for science, of course.

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Pedeville 8 points ago +8 / -0

I actually do that myself, but dont actually like it and now I feel retarded because it's cheap as dirt

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HillaryHasNoDick 7 points ago +7 / -0

It literally tastes like nothing until you add the flavor packet lmao

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ProphetOfKek 15 points ago +15 / -0

He has access to plenty of salty water to boil them though.

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seaside_dreams 11 points ago +12 / -1

OMG Have you ever stepped on that suff on the floor where some inconsiderate teenager hasn't swept it up!? It's like a nail. I can't believe he's eatin' that.

Funny lil' fella though. Do enjoy the Mister Commode line.

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Pedeville 7 points ago +7 / -0

He doesnt need to, he runs on 100% pure leftist 'reeeeee'