Me and my partner watching a social worker try to de-escalate the 6’8’ naked man covered in poop with two samurai swords and a raging hard-on.
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They should call in Planned Parenthood for backup
Lol. Thanks. Best laugh all day !!!!
Can we just abort Matt Damon?
Yes
Matt Damon!
I got my popcorn ready whwres the video?
Might be the best comment in the history of this website.
I didn’t even know you could combine those medicines.
In the worst experience of my life, I wound up in ICU for a week with a collapsed lung and many many life threatening injuries. Part of the reason I got a medical exemption for wearing a mask is the after-effects of that experience. At one point, I was given Haldol by an overzealous nurse sick of trying to keep a mask on a delirious patient. That moment in time is the absolute worst moment of my life and a primary reason I don’t drink or do drugs. I could not remember who I was, where I was, or why I was. I was simply floating in a prison, unable to move but very aware about what was being done to me. Oof, I still shiver thinking about that.
What an extraordinary story! And what is an "extra knee"?
A bend in the leg in the wrong place. On PCP it's possible to still walk
I saw one guy hobble into an ER on what was left of his leg after he somehow lost his foot. Unfortunately he had "walked" across some open ground and had grass and mud jammed into his broken off tibia. Had to take it off at the knee. He was upset about loosing his foot. Don't know what he was on but it worked really well for pain.
Buddy of mine once had a guy jump off a second floor roof and run away. He was on PCP. He got caught an hour later, turns out he had multiple compound fractures in both legs. PCP is bad stuff.
Unbelievable! Thanks for the responses.
Dude that sounds terrible.
Nurses worry more about keeping you safe than your crybaby feelings. At least you're still alive to shit-talk the nurse, you ungrateful fuck. God forbid the nurse's other patients needed help while they were stuck dealing with you.
I’m sorry if that came off as ungrateful. I appreciate everything they all did, and they saved my life. The Haldol was a bit hard to handle but I’m grateful I’m alive. So have a nice night.
After 18 years in healthcare I've only come across one person that thought the actions of patients that were totally unaware of their surroundings were directed at them personally.
In my over 20 years in health care I've seen so many patients blame staff for everything. It's tiresome and thankless.
Some people think a hospital is run by the cast of House MD where everybody drops everything to cater to them personally and investigate their homes to determine what's wrong, and run the imaging machines themselves. Too many people act like the slightest inconvenience is the biggest sin and an a personal affront directed against them by the staff.
I've been prescribed codeine at the same time I was taking mirtazapine to manage insomnia.
Did you know that they have a high interaction rating? Because my doctor certainly fucking didn't. Fast forward three days and I genuinely believed I was psychic because I was unable to connect my memories to my knowledge. I knew things but had no idea how I knew them.
The high and mighty, "Staff is never at fault," line is total bullshit. Everyone makes mistakes, sometimes, the patient is right to blame staff.
We don't expect House MD, but we don't expect Nick Riviera either, and sometimes that's what we get.
Never said "never at fault", but thanks for the strawman anecdote. Now fuck off and find someone else to put words in their mouth you faggot.
They earn it was my point you fucking pillock.
Also, strawman anecdote? I sincerely hope you don't work in medical if you struggle with words this much. It's an anecdote, strawman doesn't make sense in that context.
Armchair quarterback guessing? Go back to reddit.
have you even seen Nurse Tik-Tok though?
Great job. Was he on Meth ??
That's a LOT of tossing
... and you better do a good job too, because eventually you are gonna run out of jelly.
That’s insane. !!!
Isn't PC P the typical naked in the street drug?
Yes, yes it is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN-S1Jj68o4
The Ole B52.
A calming cocktail!
You'd think that they would invent a human tranquilizer gun.
The shoulder patch says "Everett". If it is Everett, WA the scenario is entirely possible.
Lol
Hilarious.
Social Worker conversation: “Sir, sir, can you tell me if you took any drugs? OK, Viagra you found in the trash? OK. And how many did you take? OK, the whole bottle? OK. And when did you take it? TWO DAYS AGO?”
The social worked wouid be dead in 3 seconds
True.
Thin blue line ain't gonna get in-between that raging hard on and the states new de-escalation specialist.
Not anymore. Why get fired or prosecuted and put in jail.
Only if it’s a goat.
Seriously though, i am anticipating the articles about social workers killed by mentally ill people. I dont think the police need to be defunded, but if they want to allocate ADDITIONAL funding to let social workers ride along, I can get behind that.
It depends on the social workers.
I don't know about the US, but in Australia most social workers fall in to two categeories:
Well meaning, trying hard, and (basically) pushing shit uphill trying to work within the system
Incompetent, self-absorbed, vindictive and uses the system to fuck people around for amusement.
There are a LOT more of type 2, by my experience.
In the US they’re people who’s personal lives are in absolute shambles, they make very low wages, and they usually have at least one substance abuse problem.
They are barely better than their “clients”
The real world sucks. We need to bring back mental asylums and not the creepy, gulag style ones. Just modern, clean asylums with guards and a safe environment for social workers. Sending social workers into unsecured (i.e. real world) environments is not going to work. At all.
It already happens and it will only get worse.
A friend of mine works in a regular out-patient hospital. Nothing special, and certainly not a mental health facility. A couple weeks ago, a mentally ill teenager was dropped off and abandoned there by his family. While they were trying to arrange a transfer to the proper hospital, the kid went AWOL and started choking out security guards, one of which shot him in a panic. Now the hospital is getting sued because their guards weren't well enough trained to deal with these sort of situations.
Bottom line: it takes an enormous amount of training, experience, patience and manpower to deal with mentally deranged people. Good luck social workers, you're gonna need it.
He was a minor, insane, and I don't know if that could be classified as self defense.
That's not what I meant.
The guards could kick his ass, just not kick his ass to the gates of heaven (or purgatory).
It may sound cruel but the alternative is an overpopulation of social workers causing many of them to starve. Controlled culling of the herd is the most humane way to manage their population.
I don't know if there will be articles, it would be par for the course if the media refuses to mention the result of this brilliant plan. Maybe spin it as a lower rate of arrests, and act like that means there's magically less crime instead of the Shit-Giant Samurai terrorizing the neighborhood unimpeded.
Ah yes! Goodthink!
This is why trained social workers need to carry tasers and pistols, in case things get violent. Now I know what you're thinking, that sounds like a cop.
But you're wrong.
Police have degrees in criminal justice, social workers are marxists with degrees in intersectionality.
Great Job. You got me!!!
We could teach them to restrain people using various holds. We could also train them to bring down the out of control subject, read Miranda rights and arrest those who are a threat to themselves and to others. There’s a word for this type of person but I just can’t put my finger on it...
I just don't see how you can expect to ask a social worker to risk their lives like that day in and day out without giving them body armor and assault rifles because you know a few of those crazies are going to be armed and I don't like the idea of our brave de-escalators going into a fair fight if it comes to that.
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The sad part is that the social worker will end up naked and covered with poop and form a riot "protest" with the other crazies, teaching them how to abuse the system.
Lol. Sad to say but those are the social workers I know !!!
social workers are anarchists/socialists who don't have the balls to fight society but wish they did.
Saved.
My whole thing is what makes these pussyass protestors think social workers WANT to go out to these 911 calls? Police go where others don’t want to go.
That’s true.
Damn fine point, damn fine point.
Imagine being a social worker or deescalation moron, and being called to real problem scene? Ya gonna hide behind the cops? LOL
Are they REALLY going to get up at 1 am and park their car in the dark in a strange part of town, not allowed to carry protection except a crisis deescalation binder? Only to walk into a home with a man twice their size beating his spouse?
Chances are they’ll be outed as racists when they don’t want to pick up a call on MLK boulevard
Oh, it'll be "police clear the area" okay so sir, I want to help understand sir, sir, he's hitting me, help! Police!!
Whats this story, did this really happen?
Gotta be Florida if it did, but I doubt it.
Not sure about this one, but I remember hearing about a naked man well over 6 ft tall who killed a police officer. Found it: https://i.imgur.com/y7bjQkX.jpg
The murderer Ronald Matthews https://i.imgur.com/y7bjQkX.jpg had been arrested and convicted earlier for something similar.
"Running nearly naked, he ignored pepper spray and the electric shock of a Taser gun and was only subdued when six officers swarmed over him. That was last September, when a man named Ronald Keith Matthews Sr., 44, was involved in a confrontation with Bellevue police officers. Investigators believe he is the same man who shot and killed King County sheriff's deputy Richard Herzog Saturday. "We are very angry that this person served six months for assaulting multiple police officers," Bellevue police spokeswoman Marcia Harnden said yesterday. "If there had been a more serious, longer sentence, perhaps the deputy would be alive today." http://archive.is/dDI9h
Our rotating door judicial/prison system needs to be fixed.
Washington is an incredible state. Maybe more police officers can die in the line of duty then the fucking retards who tear down Thomas Jefferson statues and dance while they burn down a store will move onto “Trooper James Smith Memorial Highway” signs.
Seattle had this guy, not naked though
Am a psychologist. Can confirm that a social worker would probably consider the beating they received a badge of honor
This makes me love and respect my law enforcement so much more. Yes that includes my FBI pedes... except the Washington Field Office that has shown me nothing.
Anybody who wears the badge and reads this please know that I appreciate you. I mean that. You are the thinnest of blue lines that holds our civil society together. Please stay safe and take care.
They'd be dead. Or severely injured if they survived an encounter with a PCP'd up insane person.
It's ok. Most Katanas are bought from the mall and can't do shit. You'll still need to worry about the 6/8" guy, but hey, the stuff he's swinging around won't work.
European longsword for life, bitches.
Better call the Minneapolis Committee for Hopes and Feelings to come deal with this poor, misguided person. I’m sure that 20 purple haired fruits will gain control of the situation by asking the man how systemic racism did or did not affect his life, how growing up poor irrevocably made it so that he had no other recourse BUT to start doing drugs and how talking about his feelings will diffuse the situation.
The thought-crime officers will surround the situation for propaganda control. Everything must appear to be safe and under control.
Joe Biden and Chuck Schumer kneeling will deescalate this so fast!
That scenario is going to require a low level response in Samoli-Minneapolis unless the dude happens to be a white guy.
god i needed this!
"My partner and I"
Oh there will be a force of armed people to secure an incident to make it "safe" for the de-escalator. Theyll just call it site safety team or situational assessment team or something. This is the left remember.
This was my conversation with a CHOP protestor
Should the new social workers respond to cases that could quickly escalate into violence i.e. child abuse, spousal abuse, petty theft, etc.
"Yes."
Should they also have a gun then for their safety and if needed to protect the victim?
"No. Every social worker should be accompanied by 1 armed police officer for that."
They basically want social workers to sit around in police departments for calls, be taxied to them by police, and if they flip out or handle the situation poorly it's the cops duty to use violence at the social workers direction to protect not only the victim but also now the social worker. They act like social workers don't get corrupted by power because of the name or something
Hahahahahha hilarious
Your fucking "partner? ew man. Get your gay shit out of here. LOL.