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bubadmt 82 points ago +85 / -3

He's the new Clint Eastwood. Get your hands off my property, you damn dirty ape!

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BananaWizard [S] 33 points ago +33 / -0

He looks just like my uncle dead ringer body type

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workinating 2 points ago +2 / -0

I need the transparent .png for the spicy memes. Anyone got a link?

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LittleRedRidingPills 15 points ago +16 / -1

Wait, is he Clint Eastwood or Charlton Heston?

Clint had a pet ape named Clyde.

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Everquest4Life 24 points ago +24 / -0

it's MAGA superstar Chint Hestwood, slaying cuck soibois and bluehaired landwhales for shits and gigs, he just wants to MAGA2020 y'all.

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LittleRedRidingPills 11 points ago +11 / -0

I heard he recently kicked the shit out of Cuck Norris!!

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JMaN 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wow! His name is Chint Hestwood? That's awesome that his name is Chint Hestood!

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grayadamson 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think 'landwhale' is my new favourite word. Thank you.

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

I meant Charleston Heston. You got it.

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TinyColossus 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a clone of the peak commie slaying model. It might just be the only thing they had on the shelf, or it might be the a model chosen to send a message.

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NoSteppy1776 49 points ago +50 / -1

Broke: Rooftop Koreans

Bespoke: Suburbia Karens

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LittleRedRidingPills 29 points ago +29 / -0

Estate Trooper

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20MagnusKonrad20 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sold, sir! In fact I'll take two!

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OhLollyLollyPop 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is going to freak out a bunch of well off suburban women. Race won't even matter. Mobs coming into a gated community? No effing way!

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 4 points ago +4 / -0

LAWN LAWYERS

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AZTrump2020 35 points ago +38 / -3

Ha, love it!

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Magistra 11 points ago +11 / -0

I’m a suburban mom. This does indeed freak me out.

However, many of my neighbors are rabid freaks. I don’t participate in much because of it (we started homeschooling in 2013, one boy now in private high school), but it’s a lonely life for me.

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chelthing 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same here. I'm home with little kids every day and it scares me some. My husband and I started going shooting together and has been boosting my confidence with our firearms.

I hope that I'll be able to defend us successfully if need be.

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Marshall 1 point ago +1 / -0

My ex home-schooled all my kids before turning cuck. I tried to help, but she wouldn't hear of it.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, they'll probably be running out to buy White Fragility and forming anti-racism affinity groups lol

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Onplanet 5 points ago +5 / -0

'Xactly, it's playing right into his hands.

This has happened over and over, especially over the past year.

  • Anti Trump dem narrative
  • Libs spread it everywhere because orange man bad
  • Narrative gets debunked/flipped to be pro-trump
  • Redpills hit their targets because the libs have already spread them for us
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OhLollyLollyPop 4 points ago +5 / -1

They will be making their husbands buy guns this coming week. With the biggest legal magazines. And all of the bullets they can find.

(Luckily, I bought two last Thursday. The last AR the guy had and a .380 little pistol that shines a light on your target).

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aClue 9 points ago +9 / -0

What’D they do

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aClue 9 points ago +10 / -1

So. Nothing new?

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OhLollyLollyPop 15 points ago +15 / -0

Well, these are people with political power. They have been restoring that historic home for 30 years. They have money. They know all sorts of people that count. To see them in that position will send chills through every suburban white collar family, regardless of color, with any sense at all.

Here is their story:

https://www.stlmag.com/design/a-decades-long-renovation-returns-a-midwestern-palazzo-to-it/

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Houdini 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think the difference is, Trump. Four years of TDS and media deprogramming, plus mainlining truth from alternative sources have change the wiring in the population. Red pills have been raining from the sky like it's the fucking flood and we're drowning in them. Sooner or later it's going to kick in like a bad acid trip and underlying cultural hegemony will break like a twig under the foot of Godzilla.

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HongKongFluey 20 points ago +21 / -1

lol yeah I wish the map looked like that. Can’t dream too big!

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123breadman 16 points ago +16 / -0

Liberal states passed popular vote crap so it should soon.

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Shermoo 12 points ago +12 / -0

Could you fucking imagine.

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KAGMAGIC2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pls explain

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JMaN 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's absolutely insane... Liberal states made an agreement to give all their electoral votes to the candidate that wins the national election popular vote and not the winner of their individual state. I'm not even quite sure if I have explained this correctly because of how stupid it is.

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OhLollyLollyPop 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think the courts are shooting this down because the viters didn't approve it. But, it explains why the Ds are so desperate.

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KAGMAGIC2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that good or bad for us?

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JMaN 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bad. We are a constitutional republic. Not a pure democracy. Founding fathers knew the fate of pure democracies. All the stupidity we see every single day is mob rule. That would give the mob all the power.

Voter fraud would also be much more powerful.

Another user stated courts are striking this down though.

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Salacious_B_Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Being a constitutional republic doesn't work too well when one political party doesn't give a shit about the constitution.

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123breadman 4 points ago +4 / -0

CA passed some crap that would force the state to change it's electoral college votes to whatever the popular vote is. For example, If the vote blue but Trump wins the popular vote, then they would switch all electoral votes to red.

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chelthing 3 points ago +3 / -0

That ought to get smacked down quick. You can't just finish an election and pull a "whoops, my bad" if the candidate doesn't match the party.

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ADAM_SCHITT 6 points ago +6 / -0

It can look like that if Jeb! runs.

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Wanderlust 6 points ago +7 / -1

When we add Greenland, we can win even more.

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chelthing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stönks

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AmmoHoarder 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's what my ballot's gonna look like

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Pau1F01ey 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish CT would turn red...

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Everquest4Life 26 points ago +26 / -0

Listen fat here's the deal, AR-14s killed 120 million period. PERIOD. I'll punch your mother in the mouth man, come on, you ain't black. Corn Pop bad dude leg hair cockroaches pal, and if you've got a problem with that jack, vote for the other Biden. You're a damn liar. These folks are folks, folks. My time's up.

Don't get demoralized Pede's, we are going to win this and take our country back!

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LittleRedRidingPills 14 points ago +14 / -0

You're goddamn right, you magnificent dog-faced pony soldier!

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JMaN 10 points ago +10 / -0

Between gun violence and the virus, Joe thinks the whole country is already dead and voting democrat...

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OhLollyLollyPop 5 points ago +5 / -0

250 million dead!

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AmmoHoarder 3 points ago +3 / -0

newsflash muzzleflash, pal!

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 1 point ago +1 / -0

Now see here!

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Shermoo 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol people are getting fed the fuck up, Trump team letting everyone hate democrats. It’s crazy how he can always come out on top.

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Billy-the-Squid 8 points ago +8 / -0

Here's what defeat looks like, people that are affluent and may not like the God Emperor or vote Republican picking up a weapon to defend their property because the DNC has engaged the mob and then lost control.

All Trump has to do is sit back and watch these Dem. cities burn, then point to them and say, you vote Dem, you get what you deserve. Vote for me and you get order. Funny how this doesn't happen in Rep, states (or if it does the rioters get shot)

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OhLollyLollyPop 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are Republican donors. 2K worth.

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Billy-the-Squid 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good, that makes it even better, proof that Rep. voters and doners have a spine and stand up to the Marxists (unlike some RINOs in Congress and the Senate who seem unable to un-cuck themselves)

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political29 8 points ago +8 / -0

How long until we get a pepe version of that guy? 😂

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political29 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wish I was that creative

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james43552352345 7 points ago +7 / -0

I fucking know it all of the older people in america are watching this shit on TV and know they need to vote in republicans otherwise their house is going to get looted next. Get the fucking communists out of this country or in jail, NOW GOD DAMN IT!

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RivalPipe 6 points ago +6 / -0

I feel like the name Red Dawn & Dan might fit for the couple?

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truthforchange 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not trying to dox the guy but his name is Mr. Willit Pew and he's a veteran of the great maga war of 2020.

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womp-womp-twice 4 points ago +4 / -0

Willit “Pew” Pew, aka Pew Pew!

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Winner2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was told there would be Hawaiian shirts...

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ginoB 2 points ago +3 / -1

The Jawaiian shirt thing blows my mind. It's gotta be from a movie. Tarantino?

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OhLollyLollyPop 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's a hoax.

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Winner2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Obviously! It's Polo shirts, not Hawaiian.

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CaliPede24601 5 points ago +5 / -0

LOOK AT THAT BIG, FAT, JUICY, R_E_D CALIFORNIA!!! 😲🤤

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REEdirectedfrmreddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

OP, THIs is a great picture! well done

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RespectMyNipples5 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's okay to shoot a terrorist.

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boona_two 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anybody else read that as .270 Winchester?

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ThurstonHowell3rd 2 points ago +2 / -0

Summer of Love Blood.

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Pau1F01ey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Summer of First Blood

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Pau1F01ey 1 point ago +1 / -0

I now wanna threaten rioters with The Godfather voice. If I wanna fuck with ‘em I’d do Heath Ledger’s Joker.

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BananaWizard [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's just a meme, 97% of people with guns are republicans but he's a portland lawyer so of course he's a dem.

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MarxismKills 2 points ago +2 / -0

meme score 7/10

needs more Jeb!

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fuckRedditMAGA2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

The new ¡Jeb! except not a total fucking loser

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neurojerk 1 point ago +1 / -0

We need a billboard ad like this for their law office.

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Nibb 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's got that suburban tactical look down.

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Bigsweaties 1 point ago +1 / -0

Me likey

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JohnWickParabellum 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you live in a democrat police jurisdiction and do this... you are going to have a bad time. They will send a .308 to the base of your skull from your liberal neighbors roof top.

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RandoMando 1 point ago +1 / -0

Listen here DemoFat!

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MemeLawd 1 point ago +1 / -0

This dude is a legend