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Gwoz8881 115 points ago +116 / -1

I was born a white male. From now on I will be a black male. Anyone who doesn’t refer to my perceived skin color and sex is a racist bigot

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 38 points ago +40 / -2

Seriously, if you can change gender then you can also change race. No biggie.

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nmipede 21 points ago +23 / -2

Ask Talcum X. Noting to it but to do it, apparently.

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FullAutoFlintlock 0 points ago +1 / -1

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OhioDeplorable 7 points ago +8 / -1

5-10 years? More like 5-10 days at the rate we’re going.

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +4 / -2

I’ve been identifying as black and saying the n word since middle school. Pre Obama years. When it wasn’t racist because everyone just thought you were a retard. There’s literally a picture of me and this kid in our middle school yearbook on Halloween and we just took a brown magic marker and colored ourselves black. This was in a majority black school btw. We wuz just tryin to fit in. Also. We were 12.

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spez_ate_myballs 3 points ago +4 / -1

Fuck it. I'm changing species. I am now a Velociraptor.

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shadypollster [S] 11 points ago +12 / -1

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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STC_A 2 points ago +3 / -1

My pronoun is "His majesty" with a bow or kneeling at my feet. If you won't use my proper pronoun you're a racist sexist bigot that deserves jail time!

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NomadicKrow 3 points ago +4 / -1

Hello, welcome to your privilege. You are now a minority on a global scale. Depending on the category of white you choose, you could have a history of oppression in your ancestry. You are more likely to be randomly attacked by any other race, more likely to be on welfare, and you cannot have an opinion. There are also BBC jobs you cant apply for in the UK.

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npcipede 3 points ago +4 / -1

Don't forget the privilege of being the only skin color that is inherently racist!

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Titan93 1 point ago +2 / -1

Get out of here commie.

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