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DickTick 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sounds good to me!

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2scoops2websites [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes I know I screwed up the grammar. It's too late, I've committed to the meme.

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NixonsDMTdealer 1 point ago +1 / -0

They should put “There is no god but God and Jesus is his prophet,” on their flag for maximum rustling.

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DeadOverRed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jesus is not a prophet; He is God.

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Junkevil 1 point ago +1 / -0

As a Catholic, this is true, but I think other parts of christianity consider him just the son of God and iirc Lutherans don't believe in the immaculate conception, so he wouldn't be the son of God or part of the trinity, making him a prophet.

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DeadOverRed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fortunately, the Word has been given to us. Jesus is God, the Word, the Son, and man.

John 10:24 The Jews who were there gathered around him, saying, “How long will you keep us in suspense? If you are the Messiah, tell us plainly.”

25 Jesus answered, “I did tell you, but you do not believe. The works I do in my Father’s name testify about me, 26 but you do not believe because you are not my sheep. 27 My sheep listen to my voice; I know them, and they follow me. 28 I give them eternal life, and they shall never perish; no one will snatch them out of my hand. 29 My Father, who has given them to me, is greater than all[c]; no one can snatch them out of my Father’s hand. 30 I and the Father are one.”

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Junkevil 1 point ago +1 / -0

I dig the cut of your jib, brother, but some folks believe differently and there are multiple version of the bible. Just ask the mormons sometime.

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DeadOverRed 1 point ago +1 / -0

Galatians 1:6 I am astonished that you are so quickly deserting the one who called you to live in the grace of Christ and are turning to a different gospel— 7 which is really no gospel at all. Evidently some people are throwing you into confusion and are trying to pervert the gospel of Christ. 8 But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach a gospel other than the one we preached to you, let them be under God’s curse! 9 As we have already said, so now I say again: If anybody is preaching to you a gospel other than what you accepted, let them be under God’s curse! 10 Am I now trying to win the approval of human beings, or of God? Or am I trying to please people? If I were still trying to please people, I would not be a servant of Christ.