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JoinedT_DbeforeU 247 points ago +248 / -1

ITS OKAY TO BE WHITE

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Genericwhitemale 75 points ago +77 / -2

Found the racist.

/s

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Philosiraptor 40 points ago +40 / -0

Ladies and Gentlemen, We Got Him.

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Antenna 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dead Lives Matter to Democrats - that's their voters.

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West3rnChauvinist 4 points ago +4 / -0

How u do that?

Hey hows he do that,

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Cloudy_mood 7 points ago +7 / -0

“C’mon guys, let’s try and get him fired and ruin his whole fucking life because he disagrees with us!!”

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Licensetomeme 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's gentlemxn, you bigot.

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Xargon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes lynch mob, yes, this post right here.

Oh wait this isn't Reddit.

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Necrovoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cucka Cola does not approve! https://i.imgur.com/MoNAE43.png

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JoinedT_DbeforeU 17 points ago +18 / -1

DEPORT THIS COMMIE FUCK

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66_Chevelle_SS 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bye bye.

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Byleex 4 points ago +4 / -0

What did he say?

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66_Chevelle_SS 5 points ago +5 / -0

He just keeps spamming threads saying Trump is an idiot. Sad!

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Byleex 5 points ago +5 / -0

If that's true then too bad for him this isn't Reddit anymore. They certainly wouldn't mind hearing the "right opinion".

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Ben45 138 points ago +138 / -0

No chance Coca Cola would ever post something like this anywhere

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SludgeWarehouse 133 points ago +134 / -1

It's up to us to post it for them.

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Shitposter69 44 points ago +44 / -0

Fuck Nike. It doesn't deserve us.

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WhatWouldTrumpDoMAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Be a shame if next Q's losses were worse...

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NADSAQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why buy the cow when you can steal the milk for free?

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KekistanPM 34 points ago +34 / -0

That would be so epic...posting it all over social media claiming it was from Coke while they freak out and say it wasn't from them. Meanwhile the left will immediately believe it because they do no research on anything...that is until the official denials come in. Then they'll have to clean egg off their face.

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Krigstein 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yes a little guerrilla marketing

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JediTrumptimusPrime 1 point ago +2 / -1

Did someone mention Big Mike?

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trumpORbust 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do then all -- make all lives matter images for all woke-ness ... They stand all their resides backpacking and over compensating that they can fuck anything else up, for a minute or million later

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Kaarous 50 points ago +50 / -0

"In keeping with the corporate values that we've had since late May, we at the Coca Cola company, where our products no longer contain cocaine, categorically deny that all lives matter. To reflect our commitment to the principles of social justice we are donating one million dollars to Al Qaeda, for their ongoing battle against white privilege."

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Duderufuckinkidding 24 points ago +24 / -0

The sad thing is, this is believable.

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workinating 3 points ago +3 / -0

KEK

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Genericwhitemale 19 points ago +19 / -0

This is the chance for Pepsi to get me on their side.

Your move, Pepsi.

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Whereami 23 points ago +23 / -0

Won’t happen, Pepsi donates to BLM.

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hungryfreaksdaddy 29 points ago +29 / -0

Time for RC Cola to claim its rightful position!

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Jack_NC 6 points ago +6 / -0

soda is full of HFCS (high fructose corn syrup). Empty garbage calories, and poison for your liver.

drink water. And eat plenty of animal fat and meat. Testosterone++

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Illinoyed 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂🤣

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Ninki333 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shouldn't be drinking sugary drinks anyways. There's no alcohol whatsoever.

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trumpORbust 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tequila and monster -- love hate

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GrovPortion 6 points ago +8 / -2

PepsiCo just launched a 400 million initiative "to lift up Black communities and Black representation".

I wouldn't get my hopes up.

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hugh_capet 5 points ago +7 / -2

It is not as if they are wrong. It would certainly be helpful if they try to help them without getting political.

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GrovPortion 7 points ago +8 / -1

Absolutely. But as of late that has meant picking skin color over competence. Which is blatant racism.

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Fender 6 points ago +6 / -0

Which sounds completely impossible in practice. Especially if they specify that the money is to help "poor black neighborhoods", rather than simply "poor neighborhoods".

That's already a political statement, right there.

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Frog_Anne 5 points ago +5 / -0

There's a lot of poor white neighborhoods too, whose kids have little hope of getting out. There's no special scholarships or funds for them, because they're white. No chance of going to college unless they go the military route. Some rural areas follow that same "crabs in a pot" thing where they go after someone they think is getting above their station by bettering themselves, which doesn't help anyone.

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hugh_capet 3 points ago +3 / -0

True. We need to help both poor blacks and the white sub urban people.

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Whereami 6 points ago +6 / -0

Pepsico announced that African Americans will make up 30% of their upper management team.

13% of population will make up 30%.

Let that sink in.

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hugh_capet 3 points ago +3 / -0

It would be logical to have 13% for 13% of the population. Anything else is simply trying to milk the movement.

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +5 / -3

As if I needed another reason to not drink Pepsi products.

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pjabrony 10 points ago +10 / -0

More like Cuck-a Cola.

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LionTed 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's why it's here

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BakeRatDotWin 28 points ago +28 / -0

this. can't wait for the rest of the memes in this series

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Everquest4Life 12 points ago +12 / -0

We need to make this happen by getting normies to spread it. I’m sure there are millions who miss the old “wholesome” coke commercials and ads of yesteryear.

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Zanesapphire 6 points ago +7 / -1

I'll post it everywhere right now! IDGAF.

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Biden2032 4 points ago +4 / -0

"We denounce 'all lives matter'."

Oh really. Which ones do not matter then?

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PaigeAshley 74 points ago +74 / -0

What a beautiful, brilliant and well made meme!

All Lives Matter! Fantastic job!

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txladyvoter 12 points ago +12 / -0

This wouldn't be my first move.

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Byleex 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is there a translated version?

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Byleex 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thanks a lot!

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linden687 28 points ago +28 / -0

ALL LIVES EXIT

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PaladinOfAslan 11 points ago +11 / -0

Memento mori

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ThurtineFiddyToo 23 points ago +25 / -2

"All lives matter" is a communist trap. Stop falling for it. "All lives matter" is how they argue an illegal alien has just as much right to be here as you do. "All lives matter" is how they argue a convict has just as much right to vote as you do. "All lives matter" is how they argue the scuzziest, lowliest, most degenerate pond-scum psychopath has just as much right to your living room as you do.

They back you into a corner of absolutes because we live in a fractured imperfected world burdened by sin where nothing is absolute. The only absolute is the immovable totality of God. Granting this corrupted world the designation of absolute means chaos and imperfection is absolute and God becomes supplanted. It's all word games to advance their agenda. In classical greece they were called "sophists" and they didn't care about truth. They cared about beating you with word-trickery. Their ultimate goal is to reduce the orderly universe into a piece of modern "art" - absolute chaos.

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FuckRioters 12 points ago +12 / -0

I agree, the only usefulness of "all lives matter" is in exposing their hypocrisy, beyond that it's just a pathetic slogan.

There's a lot of things we can and should advocate for:

  • Constitutional rights
  • Anti-corruption
  • Free Speech
  • Property Rights
  • Security
  • Ethics
  • American Wealth

.... but XYZ lives matter? That phase doesn't mean anything.

In classical greece they were called "sophists" and they didn't care about truth. They cared about beating you with word-trickery. Their ultimate goal is to reduce the orderly universe into a piece of modern "art" - absolute chaos.

Exactly. There's nothing you can really say, no amount of logic, or demonstrating their hypocrisy makes any meaningful difference.

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ThurtineFiddyToo 0 points ago +4 / -4

Still a lot of red pills for everyone to take. Wise man once say: to meme the dankest memes, you must find the redder pill within the red pill.

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Pedeberrycrunch 14 points ago +14 / -0

Why did Kavinsky's Night Call pop into my head upon viewing this?

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wanderingUlysses 7 points ago +7 / -0

Drive starring Ryan Gosling is a spectacular movie.

I also recommend Baby Driver.

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WestPalm 8 points ago +8 / -0

Drive is my favorite movie of all time. Severely underrated, a modern classic. It's like a Tarantino movie without all the forced humor.

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wanderingUlysses 1 point ago +2 / -1

I love the Synthwave music. Fits perfectly.

https://i.maga.host/xtwVqVE.jpg

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ronin551 2 points ago +3 / -1

The opening chase scene in Baby Driver with the STI was fantastic. Not "Bullet" awesome but still pretty great.

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wanderingUlysses 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'm unfamiliar with Bullet. I will imdb it and put it on my movie list. You would also enjoy the film Torque (2004).

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milkshakeusa 9 points ago +10 / -1

I'll still keep drinking that garbage.

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Cyer6 3 points ago +3 / -0

I do like Coke Zero and giving up soda is like giving up coffee.

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milkshakeusa 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm with you there. I'm addicted to Coke Zero.

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Spicy_maymay 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just because you can't give it up doesn't mean it has to be from coke or pepsi. Anyway, it doesn't taste like it used to. I order all of my soda from Dublin, they even have a flavor there called "Make America Grape Again" http://www.dublin1891.com/product-p/15102.htm

Their homepage is here: http://www.dublinbottlingworks.com/

Couldn't recommend them higher, such a better alternative than coke. The vintage cola flavor tastes just like coke used to in the old days, but the root beer and red cola are good too.

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Spicy_maymay 1 point ago +1 / -0

Buy dublin instead, it's superior quality and you're not supporting chi-com.

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txladyvoter 7 points ago +9 / -2

Black baby lives don't matter, obviously, to Roberts.

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LittleRedRidingPills -1 points ago +3 / -4

We're full. We don't need any more.

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txladyvoter 2 points ago +4 / -2

I disagree. Abortion is murder. Having the dipsticks on the Supremes tell you that abortion is a right and it's her body and all that other lipstick on a pig doesn't take away from abortion being murder. And Blackface Northam would murder a baby already delivered.

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LittleRedRidingPills -1 points ago +3 / -4

Our country is 13% black, and they're burning and looting whatever they can. And even when they're not, they're committing crime and violence all over the country (all over the world, actually).

Imagine if America were 26% black. No fucking thanks. They would literally destroy the country. Call it murder or whatever you want (I stopped going to church as a kid). I would call it preemptively saving America.

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txladyvoter 3 points ago +5 / -2

I would be very sorry if Dr. Ben Carson had been aborted because his parents did not want him. Or Tim Tebow because his mother was advised he would be stillborn due to a placental abruption. The parents declined.

I would also be very sorry to be any man who wants the baby that is being carried by the woman he implanted, which baby that man desperately wants that baby to live and tries all he can to stop her from the 'procedure.' He has no rights. No rights at all for his own child. I know people who have been in that situation.

I call it murder because that is what it is. It is illegally depriving a human being of their rights without due process. Your rights end when they bump into another's. And babies have rights. Above all, they have the right to be born.

Planned Parenthood 'harvests' babies in abortions and sells baby parts. Most often those are black babies.

Think long and hard before adopting your position.

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txladyvoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll bring up what I please.

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Pray_The_Rosary 1 point ago +2 / -1

Its the culture that corrupts not the ethnicity. All of us who are white had pagan ancestors that did the same thing as the left today. It was conversion to Catholicism that destroyed the pagan roots which threatened to keep Europe in the stone age.

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LittleRedRidingPills 1 point ago +2 / -1

Hell no, one of my best friends is black. But I am a race realist, because I'm very well-educated and my head isn't jammed up my asshole.

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Omniwulf 7 points ago +7 / -0

ALL lives Matter... OR... NO Lives Matter

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movedfromreddit 9 points ago +9 / -0

Maybe American lives matter?

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Barthaneous 7 points ago +9 / -2

False— Only Good people matter. All bad people aka Murderers, rapists, pedophilies , perverts and whoremongers , satanists , communists, socialists, and the democrats if they were to die the world would be a better place.

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AlaskaBear 6 points ago +6 / -0

It should be mankind matters.

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Moderate_Uruk_hai 6 points ago +7 / -1

I hope you mean peoplekind

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AlaskaBear 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nope, mankind.

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FuckRioters 3 points ago +4 / -1

Or just .... fuck the stupid slogan.

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Oldschooltexan 6 points ago +6 / -0

The left creates fake hate crimes and racist acts against the right.... why not dish a little back....

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LittleRedRidingPills 7 points ago +7 / -0

Reddit banned /r/hatecrimehoaxes today.

They're not even trying to hide it. We're in a race war.

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Byleex 2 points ago +3 / -1

Because unlike the left, the right has standards

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BananaWizard 5 points ago +6 / -1

It's okay to be a faggot as long as you don't vote away our rights

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Daffy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ooooh this is gonna be fun

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FuckRioters 4 points ago +4 / -0

Guys, I think I figured out the perfect slogan:

"Woke Lives Matter"

It's subtle, but gets to the core of the issue of what they're really about. It's not about Black people, it's about wokeness, political-correctness, cancel-culture, leftism, etc. The question is, do they admit the movement is about wokeness, or do they deny it?

Remember, the point isn't to "win" a debate with them, just enrage the NPCs, and like a good Pepe, troll and KEK your way out of there.

P.S. We don't need to use their slogan for ourselves (All/Blue/White/etc Lives Matter), because it's a pathetic slogan and a distraction. The only usefulness of "all lives matter" is to reveal the hypocrisy of Burn Loot Murder.

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FuckRioters 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really mean, just "Woke Lives Matter". That's their real slogan. They don't care about all lives, black lives, victim lives, etc. Just woke lives, because this is a communist insurrection.

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HalJordan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Blue lives matter.

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HalJordan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well I used to work with them for many years, so I'm a big supporter. They are certainly not worthless, especially if they're allowed to enforce the law and not held back by some desk jockey.

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/this-is-not-seattle-oklahoma-protesters-hit-with-terrorism-charges

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TheRealValdez 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like this photo. I approve this message.

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I_Am_Winston_Smith 3 points ago +3 / -0

Babies Lives Matter. Make them denounce that.

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Blacktaxi2d 3 points ago +3 / -0

we have the best memesmiths dont we, folks? seriously, they have come out of the woodworks with the FORCE

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dubler6 3 points ago +3 / -0

Might have to go out and buy some coke now.

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AstronoMink 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd ask what kind, but it's a moot point because they both burn when you snort it up your nose.

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dubler6 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just a joke...

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tufftoffee 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn I love these old school magazine memes. Gives me a walkaway vibe.

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Cyrbuzz66 3 points ago +4 / -1

All Lives Matter!!!!!!!!!

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't do it pede...

THUG LIVES DON'T MATTER (whatever their color)

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AmericanJawa 2 points ago +3 / -1

ALL

LIVES

MATTER

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TheMoreYouKnowOkay 3 points ago +3 / -0

You'd be better off saying Every life matters.

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sackofwisdom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Solid graphic design! Great execution on the color matching / correction.

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Illegal_left 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would love to see this mounted in the world of coke museum in Atlanta. It would probably get defaced.

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BluestedSRT 2 points ago +2 / -0

ALMs for the woke.

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stallone 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need to make tons of these ads

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coup13 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's with the white person in the ad.... don't you know that's racist!!

/s

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room22 2 points ago +2 / -0

Black Lives Matter. But some black lives matter more than others!

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CommietownUSA 2 points ago +2 / -0

AMERICAN LIVES MATTER

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Butthurt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha

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Trumperino 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good looking poster

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VoltronGreen1981 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even that sentiment is questionable, when you take communists into account. :)

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IWI9000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Let's up the stakes!...All Souls Matter!

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SpezLovesHisBull 1 point ago +1 / -0

WHITE LIVES MATTER

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Toast_SAR 1 point ago +1 / -0

no they don’t... many peeps deserve to be dead

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OkieRedPiller 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lives Matter

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FuckRioters 1 point ago +1 / -0

Law & Order. Freedom. Constitutional Rights. Ethics.

Fuck any "lives matter" slogans, it's meaningless.

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MaineTrumper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Has this been posted to Twitter? Would be interesting to have @cocacola, and @dietcoke respond.

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PaintchipGood 1 point ago +1 / -0

They have my drink order for the rest of my life. If I am out and the server says only Pepsi products they can shut the fuck up

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HalJordan 1 point ago +1 / -0

This doesn't appear to be an "official" Coca-Cola poster. It looks like that company is presenting its "woke" face to the world, virtue signaling the BLM message:

https://www.coca-colacompany.com/news/where-we-stand-on-social-justice

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DoesItWorkAlready 1 point ago +2 / -1

Chad Version: My life matters. I don't GAF about yours