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Ben45 138 points ago +138 / -0

No chance Coca Cola would ever post something like this anywhere

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SludgeWarehouse 133 points ago +134 / -1

It's up to us to post it for them.

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Shitposter69 44 points ago +44 / -0

Fuck Nike. It doesn't deserve us.

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WhatWouldTrumpDoMAGA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Be a shame if next Q's losses were worse...

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KekistanPM 34 points ago +34 / -0

That would be so epic...posting it all over social media claiming it was from Coke while they freak out and say it wasn't from them. Meanwhile the left will immediately believe it because they do no research on anything...that is until the official denials come in. Then they'll have to clean egg off their face.

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Krigstein 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yes a little guerrilla marketing

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JediTrumptimusPrime 1 point ago +2 / -1

Did someone mention Big Mike?

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trumpORbust 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do then all -- make all lives matter images for all woke-ness ... They stand all their resides backpacking and over compensating that they can fuck anything else up, for a minute or million later

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Kaarous 50 points ago +50 / -0

"In keeping with the corporate values that we've had since late May, we at the Coca Cola company, where our products no longer contain cocaine, categorically deny that all lives matter. To reflect our commitment to the principles of social justice we are donating one million dollars to Al Qaeda, for their ongoing battle against white privilege."

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Duderufuckinkidding 24 points ago +24 / -0

The sad thing is, this is believable.

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workinating 3 points ago +3 / -0

KEK

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Genericwhitemale 19 points ago +19 / -0

This is the chance for Pepsi to get me on their side.

Your move, Pepsi.

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Whereami 23 points ago +23 / -0

Won’t happen, Pepsi donates to BLM.

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hungryfreaksdaddy 29 points ago +29 / -0

Time for RC Cola to claim its rightful position!

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Jack_NC 6 points ago +6 / -0

soda is full of HFCS (high fructose corn syrup). Empty garbage calories, and poison for your liver.

drink water. And eat plenty of animal fat and meat. Testosterone++

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Illinoyed 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂🤣

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Ninki333 6 points ago +6 / -0

Shouldn't be drinking sugary drinks anyways. There's no alcohol whatsoever.

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trumpORbust 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tequila and monster -- love hate

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GrovPortion 6 points ago +8 / -2

PepsiCo just launched a 400 million initiative "to lift up Black communities and Black representation".

I wouldn't get my hopes up.

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hugh_capet 5 points ago +7 / -2

It is not as if they are wrong. It would certainly be helpful if they try to help them without getting political.

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GrovPortion 7 points ago +8 / -1

Absolutely. But as of late that has meant picking skin color over competence. Which is blatant racism.

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Fender 6 points ago +6 / -0

Which sounds completely impossible in practice. Especially if they specify that the money is to help "poor black neighborhoods", rather than simply "poor neighborhoods".

That's already a political statement, right there.

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +5 / -3

As if I needed another reason to not drink Pepsi products.

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pjabrony 10 points ago +10 / -0

More like Cuck-a Cola.

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LionTed 9 points ago +9 / -0

That's why it's here