"In keeping with the corporate values that we've had since late May, we at the Coca Cola company, where our products no longer contain cocaine, categorically deny that all lives matter. To reflect our commitment to the principles of social justice we are donating one million dollars to Al Qaeda, for their ongoing battle against white privilege."
"In keeping with the corporate values that we've had since late May, we at the Coca Cola company, where our products no longer contain cocaine, categorically deny that all lives matter. To reflect our commitment to the principles of social justice we are donating one million dollars to Al Qaeda, for their ongoing battle against white privilege."
The sad thing is, this is believable.
KEK