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spezisacuckold 55 points ago +55 / -0

"Private security for me but not for thee... REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

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TychoDurandal 22 points ago +22 / -0

0118 999 881 999 119 725...3

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Shadowreaper07 10 points ago +10 / -0

"Hello, I've had a bit of a tumble."

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Choctaw 7 points ago +7 / -0

that's easy to remember...

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Thrasymachus 2 points ago +2 / -0

If there ever was a more perfect post with which to respond with this, I can't imagine what it would be.

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WassermanSchultz 10 points ago +11 / -1

119 is pretty easy to remember..

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spezisacuckold 5 points ago +5 / -0

911 might be a good one. It's short and easy to remember. We could call them social workers. These social workers would help enforce official policy.

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Landcruzer94 4 points ago +4 / -0

281 330 800-fo give Mike Jones a call

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nickdoesthing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who?