4chan found #1 yesterday. Seems weird that the govt couldn't ID him because he has been arrested before.
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posted ago by magaandkag
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13 Colin kappernick
Nice, know we know why they call you "2eyez", cuz you got two eyes!
They'll have a bench for him in his cell too
And all his new friends are going to love when he takes a knee. I bet they're all going to sing the Star Spangled Banner when he comes into the cell.
You beat me to it!
Despite representing only 13% of NFL quarterbacks....
Lol so weird. I guess they all look alike to the FBI
Thats the anti racism filter for ya....
Happy to have the autists on our side atleast, fuck.
How convenient that almost all are wearing masks.
Ah, all the Antifa forces were already doing that before this.
FBI shit for brains sends 15 agents to investigate a garage pull down rope but can't find these stupid fucks with tons of video evidence.
I would gut the FBI and dismantle the CIA today (yes even this late in the day).
Why can’t the fbi find these people but 4 chan can?
I have no idea why they couldn't find #1 because he has an arrest record so their system should have flagged his face from the picture they provided on twitter. I mean it probably doesn't work like it does in the movies but here are his mug shots
https://virginia.arrests.org/search.php?fname=uzziah&fpartial=True&lname=hairston
so he was totally in the database already. I can't believe they didn't get a match. So it seems like some people are not doing their jobs. Maybe someone with experience can tell me why they couldn't ID him.
Because they are too busy hunting their political opponents
They're too busy investigating garage doors.
They all look psycho. Is that a qualification?
Yup
Graham and Connor are names I was expecting...sigh
The kind of names you see engraved on participation trophys
I would not want to be on the end of a 4chan investigation.
It's amazing how they're able to track down and identify people. Unreal.
I totally recognize #2, he asked me to fuck his wife!
5 bucks she had a feminine benis
The winners of the "10 Year Vacation in Federal Prison" are...
10 Raz Simone
11 Amy Schumer
5 Eminem
2 Carrot Top
The fact that we need 4chan to find these people is terrifying. Shows you where the feds put their effort.
Hey! I've seen #11 hanging out on a bouy off the coast! It's always chompin on sea bass and barking at the sea gulls. The tusks on that thing, oof!
I hope this gets updated everyday 🙏
Anybody have a glorious screenshot of 4chan at work with this?
All I could find is this https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/265297361/#q265308951
It seems to be the point where they figured it out.
Glorious
Suspect 8 & 13 look the same. In 8 looks like mask could be folded up and hat on.
If you look at all the pictures they are totally different people.
i thought for sure it was xzibit
/pol/ does it again!
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the 4CHAN!
So awesome they're being found.
I suspect most, if not all, have priors.
It won't take long to track them down.
There's a difference between can and want.
He has the correct skin color. The other named individuals seem to have the incorrect skin color.
Go 4chan go
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Is this #1 insta?
And when they're faced with 10 years in pound you in the ass Federal Prison they'll sing on their terrorist pals
Uzziah’s Instagram?
It says he is promoting clubs in DC
Muy exelente
These are the rare moments i like 4chan
Number 11 is Gwen something or other, no?
I'm not sure, this stuff is hard to follow because the threads keep getting deleted randomly by the mods. The rest of the people did a good job at covering their faces.
I think he means on 4chan.
Yes, they have mods.
jannies
I have no idea how it works but they have mods who definitely delete stuff about certain topics for whatever reason.
affirmative.