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SharpCookie 21 points ago +21 / -0

This guy really knows how to garner a vote!

"Why should you vote for me? Don't, vote for the other guy!"

"Vote for me and I'll make things tougher for you!"

"I support bankrupting you to help other countries! I just need more of your money first!"

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BrianPilot 7 points ago +7 / -0

And let's not forget cruel and unusual insults

"Lying dog-faced pony soldier!"