If there is a super deadly virus out there making people drop dead, what the fuck is a mask going to to stop it?
As for not spreading it to other people - let me think, here's an idea for people, cough and sneeze into your sleeve, that's actually advice doctors have given for many years.
I don't wear a mask. I wear a DuPont Tychem 10000 TK554T LY Level A, Front Entry, Expanded Back with Extra-Wide Faceshield Hazmat Suit.
ALL the time. At home. In the grocery store. At the park. Reflecting solomnely by the lake. In bed. In the tub. Taking a dump. All these fools with their tiny paper thin masks think they can stop the Covid. They are living a lie. Meanwhile, I'm invincible. Covid? Safe. Bubonic Plague? Safe. Thermonuclear detonation? Safe.
I'm 50 moves ahead of them all. Suckers.
B-but will they protect you from killer hornets and meth gators???
There is no protection from meth gators. There is only surrender.