If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
WELCOME TO THIS EVENING'S LNC, REDDITFUGEES AND WINNERS ALIKE!
My name is u/D4rkd3str0yer, Shitpostmaster General of our fine independent website. For you newbies, LNC is a long-standing tradition dating back to the Reddit days. To introduce you to our wonderful post-Reddit-shackled website, I would like to first say that Reddit CEO Steve Huffman is a massive faggot that loves to let black men run trains on his wife. LNC is like one long shitpost where we kick back, relax, and bask in the glory of our victories of the day. So, let's review!
Today, the CCP puppets at Reddit banned over 2000 communities on what's left of their website. These included communities like our own The_Donald, the based faggots at /r/rightwinglgbt, the retarded tankies of /r/ChapoTrapHouse, and even those criticizing the neverending flow of Chinese goods into our country at /r/ConsumeProduct. As the opening quote suggests, this will only make us stronger - except for those CTH fags, they never seem to find a victory, do they? ConsumeProduct has already joined us, communities who are not yet banned but are in jeopardy like KiA, and many more on the way. If you are a moderator of a banned community or a community still on Reddit who would like to join the winning side, please contact us at [email protected]
Is anyone surprised by this development? We sure aren't. The history of Reddit is one of censorship, and has been since January 11, 2013. Luckily, we are free of their bullshit now. So are many others. The reckoning is coming, frens. Be sure to sign up and be a winner, because as our great GEOTUS says - Winners Aren't Losers.
Another tradition of LNC is a set of nightly tunes. Given the events of today, I can think of no better songs than the following:
COMMIE PINKO FAGGOT - FLOW WHITE
THE SHOW GOES ON - LUPE FIASCO
STRONGER - KANYE WEST
And to end tonight, I leave you with this message. Many of you were simple farmers, tending to your memes. All you ever wanted was a space to share them and some frens. You didn't sign up for this culture war. You may be tempted to become blackpilled, to lose hope. You may ask yourself, why me? The answer is simple. Because we're here, lad. And nobody else. Just us.
redditfugees haa .. Ready or not here we come were gonna find you.. and make you vo-oote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIXyKmElvv8