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AsaNisiMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

As an extremely petite woman I don't have a problem with this. My 5 foot self used to date a 6'4" guy. Whenever we went to his parents' place his mom always said, "Welcome to the long and short of it!" Good times.

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Aeronomer 6 points ago +6 / -0

LOL. When you can't tell Leftist reality from the Babylon Bee.

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bigdeer65 5 points ago +5 / -0

How perfectly stupid

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Medinajoe 4 points ago +4 / -0

WTF

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Semi-Senioritis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like you could snap your ankles with those "platform shoes".

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Burro 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just blew my covfefe all over my screen. This is hilarious. The wife married me to get P.I.F.S.

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2KEK_Chigurh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Barry knows all about PIFS.

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P3POd 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤡🌎

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Captntrouble 2 points ago +2 / -0

...a brave new world. Next will be weighted sacks so everyone weighs the same

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NorseHighlander 2 points ago +2 / -0

That story is exactly what came to mind when I saw this.