1597 Babylon Bee (i.postimg.cc) 💩 SHITPOST 💩 posted 292 days ago by RU_joe_king 292 days ago by RU_joe_king +1597 / -0 23 comments share 23 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (23) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 19 ▼ – Kermit 19 points 291 days ago +19 / -0 They need to get Justin Trudeau and Gov. Ralph Northam to endorse this product. permalink save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – RU_joe_king [S] 7 points 292 days ago +7 / -0 full read: https://babylonbee.com/news/crest-introduces-new-more-socially-conscious-tooth-blackening-paste permalink save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – FergieJR 6 points 291 days ago +6 / -0 Actually black toothpaste works great. It's called activated charcoal. Tastes like ass though hah permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – h3xAd3c1m4L 1 point 291 days ago +1 / -0 I’ve got the kind that has the tea tree peppermint oil flavor. I love it. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – MAGABrick 5 points 291 days ago +5 / -0 Isn't charcoal good for your teeth? permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – FuckTheOtherSide 1 point 291 days ago +1 / -0 Yeah but shoe polish will murder your reputation. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – AsaNisiMAGA 4 points 292 days ago +4 / -0 Makes me think of this: https://youtu.be/CoV7Hn4J1Bs permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Mintap 3 points 291 days ago +3 / -0 Japanese cultural appropriation... racis permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – h3xAd3c1m4L 2 points 291 days ago +2 / -0 As the type of person who loves all black everything as it is, WHERE CAN I BUY THIS?! permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – SSJ3NAPPA 2 points 291 days ago +2 / -0 No wonder Tourettes Guy was so mad permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – V43_of_ii_dim 2 points 291 days ago +2 / -0 Teef is rayciss. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – N0Brakes 2 points 291 days ago +2 / -0 Subscribe to their newsletter! Gems delivered directly to your inbox. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – RU_joe_king [S] 1 point 291 days ago +1 / -0 Can confirm. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 291 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 291 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – st3aly0urfac3 2 points 291 days ago +2 / -0 Omg that is some funny s*** right there. I love it that it's in 3D! permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – iaredave 1 point 291 days ago +1 / -0 Fuck ya equality permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – h3xAd3c1m4L 2 points 291 days ago +2 / -0 Toothpaste cured us all of racism! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – genghiskern 1 point 291 days ago +1 / -0 Ink is cheaper. permalink save report block reply ▲ 0 ▼ – SikoraP13 0 points 291 days ago +1 / -1 Pretty sure this is just charcoal toothpaste. It's a pretty solid choice if you're sensitive to sulfates (and say bye bye to garbage toothpaste aftertaste) or want to reduce the amount of chemicals you put in your body. permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – RU_joe_king [S] 4 points 291 days ago +4 / -0 It's the Babylon Bee. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Iamnotananimal 2 points 291 days ago +2 / -0 I have decided to make the Babylon Bee my primary news source. Anything else either isn't true or worse isn't funny. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – RU_joe_king [S] 2 points 291 days ago +2 / -0 more trustworthy than CNN permalink parent save report block reply
They need to get Justin Trudeau and Gov. Ralph Northam to endorse this product.
full read: https://babylonbee.com/news/crest-introduces-new-more-socially-conscious-tooth-blackening-paste
Actually black toothpaste works great. It's called activated charcoal. Tastes like ass though hah
I’ve got the kind that has the tea tree peppermint oil flavor. I love it.
Isn't charcoal good for your teeth?
Yeah but shoe polish will murder your reputation.
Makes me think of this:
https://youtu.be/CoV7Hn4J1Bs
Japanese cultural appropriation... racis
As the type of person who loves all black everything as it is, WHERE CAN I BUY THIS?!
No wonder Tourettes Guy was so mad
Teef is rayciss.
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Can confirm.
Omg that is some funny s*** right there. I love it that it's in 3D!
Fuck ya equality
Toothpaste cured us all of racism!
Ink is cheaper.
Pretty sure this is just charcoal toothpaste. It's a pretty solid choice if you're sensitive to sulfates (and say bye bye to garbage toothpaste aftertaste) or want to reduce the amount of chemicals you put in your body.
It's the Babylon Bee.
I have decided to make the Babylon Bee my primary news source. Anything else either isn't true or worse isn't funny.
more trustworthy than CNN