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quarantinedeeznutz 45 points ago +46 / -1

These motherfuckers stand in front of vehicles, they basically just kind of stand around when they hear gunshots. Where is the flight or fight response? It's an entire generation of retards

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jung1 25 points ago +25 / -0

They do that because that's what they were programmed to do by whoever is running this simulation.

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thuggishruggishtrump 11 points ago +11 / -0

That's because they're probably being mind-controlled and coordinated not to, I'm being half serious.

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Evei 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Where is the flight or fight response?"

Perhaps they knew what was going to happen before it happened.

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BeanieGuac 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's exactly what I was thinking! Nobody ran, nobody ducked, nobody screamed. Are they all high? Maybe it's a .22 that doesn't sound very loud?

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WhersMyFuckngJetpack 4 points ago +4 / -0

Zombies