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Ebbie8708 10 points ago +10 / -0

I’m so worried about my trip to Eugene next week. I’m going to spend some time with my boyfriend. I told him if this shit happens while I’m in the car, people will be ran over and trip is over.

He told me won’t let it happen. We shall see.

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Kolob 3 points ago +3 / -0

You should be fine, stay out of any downtown areas.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

You have the right idea about running them over. Just don't swerve to hit more than necessary. But FLOOR it!

Re: the "trip is over" part. Can you shift plans to go somewhere other than Eugene? There's SO much in that area ... normally it's a nice ski town. Btw telemark skiing is cheap af, and the season there starts on Memorial Day

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Ebbie8708 2 points ago +2 / -0

He is gonna take me to beach and some of the lakes. Don’t know what else but my birthday is on the 12th and I don’t wake up with the intent to defend myself from these fuckers but I will.

But the reason I spent much more money on flying directly into Eugene is because I want fuck all nothing to do with Portland.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Beach and lakes it is! I'm jealous. What a beautiful part of the world. Happy birthday! Just in passing, if you can't have your own gun there, my last line of defense is a mini sledge hammer in my strong hand and a 10" flat blade screwdriver in the other. Absolutely brutal if it ever needs to be used. Doesn't take that much force with either to seriously deter aggression. A hand held sledge comes to a blunt point on one end. 1.5 or 2# may be comfortable for you. Hopefully you don't even come close to thinking about needing it, but you're instantly much less of a victim than bare handed.